my neighbours are using an electric saw indoors.

it is sooo nice out this afternoon!!!! i had to go get a new bus pass for aprill, guess what it cost me...74 dollars!!!! they raised the price by nine dollars, i think they did it just because you can now claim buspasses on your taxes...sounds like a scam, i am going to have to make a new list of people or companies that are trying to or succeeding in scamming me.
so my neighbours are moving out, im not going to go on a rant but most of you know how i feel about them.... but i think they left ALL their moving until today...the last day of the month. there has been alot of foul language coming from their place today!!! i wonder who my new neighbour will be, i hope they arent awful!!! if they are really terrible i might have to move out this summer, maybe right into auntie mo's ahahahah. i hope its a single moving in, i am sick of these doubles talking all the time, annoying me, etc. and i hope its someone who understands how a smoke detector works.
also for the record there has been much speculation about jackie being a vampire, look, just because she 400 years old and is allergic to garlic and sunlight, and has sharp fang like teeth, and needs to regularly feast on human blood to survive doesnt make her a vampire!!!
so i stopped in at the walmart and had the best service i have ever received there. now no one offered to help me or anything but one lady did tell me where i could find a garbage can (after i stood there listening to her chat with another employee about how her thirty year old son lives at home, and she cant find a decent man for herself or something) then i got the best lineup ever and was through in like 3 minutes!!! i also got a new bath mat. all in all a very productive day!!!
i got called in to work tonight, but i have a feeling i am working with good people so it should be ok. hopefully i will be able to get some serious knitting done!!! tomorrow i will have to wake up early because i am going to see auntie mo sing, it should be terrific. you know the song orinoco flow by enya, when i was little i used to think my aunt wrote that song for some reason....to my knowledge she didnt hahhahahah anyways i better go get a snack and nap for a bit but i will try to write later from work, i hope all is well, talk to you later.
laura

devastatingly important information

i have alot to go over so i am just going to dive right in sans pleasantries. so i called the CRD environmental services and they said they will only accept the blue bags for recycling that the CRD sells...sounds like a scam to me. they may only be fifty cents but thats fifty cents more than i want to give to the CRD.
also did anyone catch oprah today, is it just me or is nature terrifying? oprah was like "watch this clip its stunning and magnificent" so i thought it might be something neat...no it was a baby elephant dying in the desert because it was blinded by dust and abandoned by the rest of the herd. oprah tricked me into watching that clip, or at least up until it didnt look good for the babe ellie, then i turned the channel of course. what a bitch. speaking of people that i hate, what the hell is the deal with rosie odonnell? remember when she used to pretend to be all nice like ten years ago? what happened to her? she is insane, i hope she gets fired from her job. has anyone seen her blog, it sucks to be perfectly honest. you cant leave comments, probably because she knows no one has anything nice to say about it, and its all about war conspiracy theories and some really crap poetry honestly if you want to induce vomiting google it.
oh also attention all pet owners, incase you havent heard there is more pet food being recalled, please make sure you arent feeding your pets poison!!! mitties for the record bi bi centennial means 25, bi is latin for half, so its half, half a centennial. think about a bike: bicycle- bi meaning half, cycle meaning four wheeled, thus a bicycle is a half four wheeled, if i am remembering my latin correctly.....
tonight jaclyn and i went to the michaels and i got some new cotton yarn. they didnt have red or navy so i might have to go downtown tomorrow to get those colours. then after the michaels we went to the caprice to see "blades of glory" it was actually really funny, much better than i expected. it was also made an infinity times better because Gob was in it, and everyone knows how much i love Gob ahahha speaking of arrested development we have got to watch that disc i found, maybe i will bring it over for after dinner on sunday, i swear it has the best eps ever!!! oh but back to the movie, so while i was in line for popcorn (delish, it had mega salt) and cola (practically the best cola i ever tasted!!) jaclyn found our seats, for the record i said off the bat we were in the wrong theater but it wasnt until after we criticised this woman for bringing her small children to blades of glory and sat through several child themed previews (superdog should have tipped us off) and half of some type of old fashioned mickey mouse cartoon, (you should all know how much i hate mickey mouse by now) that we realised we were infact in the wrong theater. it was very embarrassing practically.
ok has anyone seen that thing about the chocolate jesus? apparently there is some type of life size anatomically correct jesus made of chocolate in new york, my question is doesnt he have any clothes on? everyone knows jesus always wore a robe and jesus sandals!!! im actually kind of hungry, i could go for some chocolate jesus right now, or christ centered ice cream cake!!
jackie i hope you didnt wait up all night for my call, i didnt want to call you during dinner, then i went out and when i got home it was too late, i will try you tomorrow, i hope you had a super terrific day!!!! hmmm i think that might be everything..... oh before i left for the michaels i made a mistake on my knitting and dropped a stitch...it was devastating... hey where the hell has john been today?! i am not happy........ alright well i hope everyone has a good night we will talk some more tomorrow.
ps you should all visit the forum on jennys bands site www.november-rising.com you can link right back to my blog from there hahahah

CRD environmental services= devil worship

good afternoon. im awake, it wasnt the best sleep i have ever had- partly due to the fact that the staffing office called me twice before ten in the morning for shifts i cant work anyways when they know damn well that i will be sleeping. this morning i missed my bus by like 3 seconds, but then another came pretty quick, my tea only had one cream in it so it was a little more watery than i prefer, oh and of course i spilled it all over myself as usual. but i didnt die at the paws of a coug...the other day i bought this little soap pump for my bathroom and it lathers the soap for you, just like in the public toilets. its pretty fancy. oh back to my tea this morning, ok so pretty much everytime i go to work i get at least one tea from the tim hortons in the hospital, however i have practically never won anything for that stupid roll up the rim. i think i won a doughnut once, but by now i should have won 50 million doughnuts!!!!
i dont really have much planned for today, i will probably watch some tv, eat a sandwich and a bowl of ice cream, do some knitting, drink some tea and see if i get called in for a night shift. i cant believe its like a week until easter- you know what that means...the end of lent!!!!! for anyone that doesnt know i gave up french fries for lent and jenny gave up pop,- going out for fast food has become a nightmare for us, we have practically ended our cousinship like 800,000 times. of course this hasnt stopped us from deciding to do second lent, which will start following regular lent. i havent decided what i am going to give up yet....
have any of you become so obsessed with my blog that it is interfering with your daily life...(besides jenny- get back to work on that essay) if my blog is ruining your life i want to hear about it hahahaah oh i havent checked the mail yet today hold on i will go look.... those stupid recycling sons of bitches!!! i actually remembered to put my recycling out today and those assholes not only didnt take it but left a "recycling reminder" on my bag telling me i couldnt use the same blue plastic bag that i have been using for two and half years.... looks like there will be some plastic in my paper recycling next week hahhaha i also got this book i ordered online like a million infinity years ago but its sealed with blood or wax or something so i need scissors to open it. also when i opened my door my keys were still in the lock..oops!!! ok im burnt out from all the recycling rage i need tea and y&r. i will write more later.

coug attack!! (practically)

ok so its pretty much the middle of the night and i am soooo tired, and i have so much work to do!!! but i still needed to take a break to vent a little. tonight on my way to the bus stop i was practically mauled to death by a coug or a bear. i saw fish remains on the street and i am pretty sure that they were left there by some type of evil wild animal. then on the bus this stupid girl was feeding her infant child pringles and coke....at 1030...on the bus....so trashy!!!
oh oh oh everyone attention please- today is jackies birthday!!!! its her bi bi centenial. happy birthday jack i will call you when i wake up later. i am eating a sandwich right now, its pretty good but i have dropped lettuce all over the nursing station. i cant even believe how much work i have left to do hahah and its important stuff that i have to actually be paying attention to- why they leave this for the night staff is beyond me. tonight was all repeats on nbc. it was mostly season two of the office, which i already own on dvd, so i was not impressed at all. oh i caught a little of passions today, that show is so great, i love how it still has the exact same storylines as when it first started like 100 years ago. jenny that reminds me what ever happened to your pensylvania shirt? or was it johns shirt..... i really like all the comments everyone is leaving, especially the ones where you are talking about how fantastic my blog is. alright i better get back to work but i hope everyone is sleeping peacefully and praying that i make it home alive and the cougs dont get me!!!
laura

some other stuff about today..

so i have just got up from an unsuccessful attempted nap. i am furious as you can imagine. and i have a headache from trying to sleep too hard. i am however extremely excited to see mitties is now reading my blog and loving every minute of it!!!!
today was busy as expected. i went to the save on foods to get lettuce and ended up getting lettuce, two huge oranges and a lemon....i dont know what i am going to do with everything yet, we'll see.... also i watched some y&r, a little oprah- has anyone seen the title of her show tomorrow? its something like "oprahs most magnificently wonderful discovery ever in the history of the universe" or something like that. now i havent been contacted so it seems to me like she is not talking about my blog and is thus, horribly mistaken. oh i also cleaned my floor, it took like 40,000 paper towels but its done.
also i found this arrested development disc- the first one of season two. which i had apparently lost like practically 6 years ago or something- it was all dusty and practically in Latin so i knew i hadnt seen it in ages, anyways i watched it and it is the best disc ever!!! there are so many good parts to it i cant even describe them. if anyone is reading this and you havent watched arrested development i cant believe we are still friends, you need to go to the blockbuster and rent them all and watch them all in a row- there is only two and half seasons, it will take you practically no time whatsoever.
it was brought to my attention by the calendar that its almost the end of the month. will someone please remind me to pay my rent on the first. i have a question for everyone especially john since he thinks he is so good at english what does this ; dot with a coma under it mean? whats the point of it? i dont think i have ever used it, and would remove it from my keyboard if it wasnt on the same key as the two dots together. has anyone seen that commercial for eskimos or the yukon or something i really like that drumming native song in it.... alright well i am off to make dinner, i have some really good sandwich stuff, or burrito stuff....this is where a poll would come in handy. i will write from work if i am not bogged down by doing my job.
laura
PS isnt jon stewart handsome!?

day two in blogland...

alllllllllrrriiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttt!!! day two with the blog. jenny i laughed myself to sleep with the panty holes hahahhahaha (see yesterdays comments) oh speaking of comments i think i fixed it so anyone can leave comments so please everyone comment away, unless you plan on giving my blog less than a glowing review....keep those opinions to yourself. yesterday in my email account i had an email from amazon telling me about this exciting new book by drucilla winters from Y&R. now pretty much everyone knows how much i HATE drucilla winters, do you think the people at amazon were involved in some type of conspiracy to agitate me? maybe i should take a poll hahah i should see if i can figure out how to run a poll on this thing- john you might be getting a call on your lunch hour hahaha i neeeed a new bath mat, i got mine all wet, its navy for those of you who havent seen it or dont remember, and it dyed my floor and my walls blue!!!! what kind of bathmat isnt colour safe!!!! actually by get it wet i mean i totally soaked my bathroom, worse than adrienne did in france for anyone that was there hahahahahahhahahaha good times.... oh right i am supposed to be using the enter key
better john? your such a baby. so i think my day is going to go as follows:
have a shower
clean my bathroom floor (i already washed the walls so they woulndt stain)
go to save on foods or fairways for some lettuce
work on my sewing
eat some food
watch some tv, especially survivor
talk to mom about survivor
get dressed for work,
take the bus, sans buspass which i lost on my birthday
go to work
do a little work
blog some more hahahahhahah
and thats about all i have planned for the day, it seems like alot written down!!!! i am practically overwhelmed!!! anyways im sure i will have an update after i have been out in public hahahha i hope everyone had a good sleep and you are all now hard at work....or rest. jenny- rest, you are sick you little gem!!!!!

elderlygirl25

alright, so i am done with TV for the night.....tyra was wearing a headband again for the record, there is something seriously wrong with her scalp!! and what is with sanjaya still being on american idol? i can sing better than him when i have laryngitis. my mom is worried that this blog is going to get me stalkers hahahh oh mama. i must thank john for his help today with my blog, for once his internet skills proved useful to me. i had a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner tonight, it was pretty good, i usually buy old chedder because its stronger so you can use less of it which in turn saves me money, but i think i like my sandwiches better with medium chedder. i used to think they were called girl cheese sandwiches, i was so adorable. thanks to everyone who has looked at my blog so far, especially those who left comments- jackie and john i am talking to you. or those of you who tried and failed to leave comments hahahhaha jaclyn and jess i am talking to you hahahah oh i also finished my knitting- for those of you who were following my progress hahha mom you were right about the tie on cast on thing. oh john i forgot to tell you, you were in my dream last night, you were running the times colonist 10km, ahhaha i felt bad for you for some reason and said i would run it with you hahahhaha i dont think we ever ran though..... have i mentioned lately how much i hate kevin from the blockbuster? that guy is such a bastard, remember when he tried to make me get a new card just because he doesnt know how to use the scanner....god i hate him. tomorrow if im in the mood i just might stop in for a bit of a confrontaion hahahahahha i have to work tomorrow night- how awful for me. anyways i think thats about all i have to say for tonight. goodnight all
laura

my very first posting!!

Alright so it was brought to my attention, mostly by myself that I need a blog. This is my blog. its all about me and my super terrific life.
Things you can count on from this blog:
*infrequent updates
*offensive content
*boring details about my day to day life
*complaining
*talk about tea, and or knitting, sewing or cross stitch
*inside jokes you wont understand
*confusing stories that dont have an ending
*spelling mistakes and very poor grammar (abbreviations dont translate well written)
*but most of all lots of fun and good times.

i hope you will all visit it everyday to see what i am up to. you wont (might) be disapointed. please let me know if there is anything you would like me to include or leave out of this, most precious of blogs. alright thats it for now my little gemmies.
laura