work is for the wicked....and me

i can believe i have to go to work again today hahahah how miserable for me. last night was pretty ok, it was quiet so i wasnt run off my feet or anything. after work i was waiting for the bus and i was really worried that it wasnt going to come because they were doing construction right by the bus stop and then jaclyn drove by on her way back from nanaimo and saw me and picked me up, it was so strange hahahah
this morning i went to the walmart to get some gift wrap and a caramilk dark, the lines were pretty good today so that was nice. today is the last day of the unit clerk on ortho- she has been there for 42 years!!!! there is some type of potluck thing going on today so hopefully there will be cake!!! anyways i am pretty dev that i missed my one nourishing meal of the week last night, i hate working sundays, its ungodly!!!!!
well i better start getting ready for work, i think i am wearing pink pants and my green and pink and white dotted top for anyone who is keeping track. well enjoy your evening talk to you later.
laura

work=devil worship...practically

i cant believe i have to work today...and tomorrow, what a drag!!!! the other night when i got to work there was a code red (fire obviously) on the floor i was going to, but when i got up there it was just smoke, no fire, but the firetrucks came anyways hahahah tonight i am working on ortho, it will probably be busy as usual, and the buses suck on sunday night so i have to wait an extra half hour after work before i can go home... yesterday i slept all day then i went to the blockbuster (kevin wasnt there) and rented blood diamond, i havent watched it yet... and i found out they have caramilk dark at select tills at the walmart, which is very exciting of course. last night i mostly just watched cold case, and i downloaded season two which i have been watching this morning, i think thats about all i will do before i leave for work. the bus comes at 237 today so i hope the highway isnt busy or i will be late for work!!! anyways i am going to go blowdry my hair hope you all have a fantastic day, enjoy the sun!!!!! talk to you tomorrow
laura

thats about all...

alright so i had a pretty boring day today, i cleaned my room and went grocery shopping and thats about all. i did find my nametag when i was cleaning which was very exciting as you can imagine. also last night at one in the morning i remembered today was recycling so i actually got out of bed to put out my recycling, which for me is pretty good!!!! other than that i have taken a nap and watched cold case since i work tonight.. speaking of work i am not looking forward to going in, i hope it has stopped raining by now because it was pouring when i went out earlier!! i had to break out the rainboots!!!! now i am just waiting for my pepsi to chill before i drink it, it should be delish. well thats about all i have done today, if i think of anything else i will write from work. take care gems
laura

my head hurts from my ponytail!

hey gems,
well i ended up having an eventful day. it started off slow with me staying in bed all morning watching cold case but then it picked up. i rode my bike to jennys, we met half way although we nearly missed eachother, then we stopped at the thriftys and got chips and gingerale and jenny rode home with the gingerale in her purse hahah then we practically didnt walk our bikes up any hills. then at jennys we put the gingerale in the freezer and forgot about it until after dinner. jenny made us souvlakis and they were delish and we watched top model and arrested development. do you know whats ungentlemanly, fighting in the presence of a lady..... after the best ep ever of arrested development we went and met mitties and nick for dinner at boston pizza, i had a spinach salad, it was pretty good, then we went to the christian book and music store then we went to the mall and i got a shirt with dinosaurs on it, its pretty much fantastic, i am wearing it right now. then jenny was dropping me off at home and i couldnt find my keys anywhere so we went all the way to her house and we found the keys in her coat pocket hahah then we came back to my house and i fed ruth and a capable wife and now i am going to download all the shows i missed....and i think thats about all. oh and my mom left the most adorab message on my answering machine....alright well i hope everyone had a fantastic day, talk to you tomorrow.
lady laura.

stay inside or you will be sorry.

so i just got back from the walmart and the fairways....there are alot of weirdos out today, i would recommend staying in, if you dont absolutely have to go out. i have a huge bruise on my foot which makes wearing shoes uncomfortable too....so pretty much i am in terrible shape. i did get a new shoe rack because my shoes are taking over my living room, and an eatmore because i was craving one, and a cucumber and carnations. but thats it, pretty good i would say!!!
i was watching cold case last night until two in the morning and then i could fall asleep because the eps were so scary hahahhaha john you should quit your day job and become a professional cat photographer....arent cats the greatest!!!!!
i was talking to mom last night and she said she had a run in with the idiots at the walmart there, i actually had a good line up today at the walmart, the cashier didnt seem completely incompetent, the fairways was another story, it was more the fault of the lady infront of me who had to challenge every price that came up on the till but i would have sent that skank to customer service and let them deal with her so she wasnt holding up the line.
hmmm what else is new.... oh i am thinking of having burritos for dinner tonight, they should be delish, and watching the hockey game but thats about all, i dont think i am working tonight but who knows, anyways i better go organize my shoes, talk to you later.
laura

my daysleep awaits...

alright, guess where i am right now....work, and i think you all know how i feel about working. its busy tonight but thats ok it makes the time go faster. jenny i was thinking for either my next fish or your first born child the name should be "bunch of grapes" or "two juicy prunes" as in the bible. dont worry the middle name can still be furnus ahahhah the hockey game was so stressful tonight, i didnt tell you to watch it jenny but maybe you sensed my watching it vibes. jaclyn came over for dinner and we watched the game and we were so stressed out and practically throwing up all over my house but the end result was fantastic, and for the record i love trevor linden as much now as i did when i was 11...which is alot. jaclyn liked my cooking tonight too, which was a bonus, i am always worried when i cook for others because i dont have a great cooking record, although i am sure this wont affect my being a capable wife!!!! i think everyone thinks i am lazy right now, they are all busy and i neglected to mention that i am on my break, hopefully they arent too annoyed!!!! anyways i better get back to working, i cant wait to day sleep today!!! there is nothing better than a beautiful day spent in bed asleep. ok gemmies talk to you later.
laura

a capable wife...

hello
yesterday was a pretty productive day, i think i found my moh dress for jackies wedding, pending approval from the bride!!! i think its pretty nice...anyways then me and jaclyn went to zellers where i only bought items on my list!!! and the woman at the till was so annoying, she had this terrible smokers laugh and laughed at me when i said i didnt need a bag, she was an environment hater. then we went to maddicks farm and wandered around the stores and then had tea and i had a betwixed but it was way better than the betwixed the other night because it was a more appropriate size. then after that i went to auntie mo's for dinner and it was delish as always, and jenny got this new dress that is totally adorab!!! then we read from the "good word" bible and we picked out a new name for my other fish, its name is "a capable wife"...i think it goes well with ruth.. then we went out for movies and we got the most horrible/terrif movie ever made called "rock and roll high school" good luck finding it, i think only video stop has it hahaha then we watched some robin hood but it was so boring and i was so filled with hate towards kevin costner that i fell asleep then i came home and went to bed....and i think thats about all. today i am not sure what i am up to, i havent been called in yet and i might watch the hockey game tonight if i dont think it will cause too much GI upset!!!! alright well i will write more later if i go out today. take care gemmies!!!
mobius laurius

kevin aka lance

dearest blogreaders, tonight jaclyn and i had the most unpleasant experience at the blockbuster. you guessed it, another run in with "kevin" only this time kevin the shapeshifter was wearing a nametag saying "lance" and was dressed up like wolverine from xmen. kevin/lance came up to us and was like what do you need? and were were like nothing, and he is like tell me what you are in the mood for and we were like eww. then i noticed he had a knife on his belt and jaclyn pointed out that he had two chains attached to his pants, however the chains were only attached to his pants and nothing else, they served no point. he also had a pouch on his pants likely containing handcuffs. kevin/lance was harassing me AGAIN to get a new card, he was like are you members, and we were like why would we be in here picking out movies if we werent members. anyways when we got to the till we verified with the girl that "lance" and "kevin" were the same person, you could tell she hated kevin too and when me and jaclyn said we were going to call the corperate security office and complain about kevin carrying at least one weapon another employee jumped at the chance to get us their number, anyways he couldnt find it and we didnt feel like waiting but next time for sure head office is getting a call. right now we are about to watch airheads, this movie is so great!!! also in other fantastic news i got two new fish tonight, they are adorable, i am going to have to consult the bible to find good names for them though, i think one is going to be called ruth at any rate. we also ate dinner at boston pizza and watched the hockey game it was very depressing and the service was slooowwww. anyways gems i am going to watch the movie now but we can talk more tomorrow. hearts and gemstones..
laura

oh gil and virg!!!

ok gil and virginia are so adorable, and if you read their post you will find out they have a more exciting life than i do hahahahha when i hit the next blog button i got alexismarrer003 its pretty hilarious, some type of latin american political site. my favourite headline is Chávez es un traidor y un manipulador. which i am pretty sure i can translate with my fantastic latin skills.

i watched all my tv epps this morning and they were fantastic, survivor was so dramatic, i especially loved the look on the faces of the "dark horsemen of hell" or whatever they are called when they lost hahahahhahah the office was a repeat and i think you all know how i feel about repeats but 30rock was hilarious as always, i love the bird bone woman hahahaha i wont comment on the hockey game last night except to say that seeing the fat man sing the national anthem in a pirate costume was pretty much the highlight of my life.

today i doubt i will be called in to work so i am going moh dress shopping, but only to the place by the walmart because i refuse to pay 2.25 to ride the bus downtown. maybe i will stop and get a movie on the way too. i think i am going out with jenny tonight to some music, coffee thing...hopefully there are desserts at this place! alright well as a special task today i want everyone to picture mitties as a child wearing a wolf shirt...or one with horses on it if your imagination allows...talk to you later.

laura

today was awful!!!

i had quite the day today. it started off good when i went to the grocery store then mailed some letters, but it went downhill after that... first i decided to make pudding and i totally messed it up somehow, it was so lumpy and disgusting hahahha then i was going to go downtown and i realized i lost my buspass again!!!! its so unfair i dont even know how i lost it!!! and now it costs 2.25 to ride the bus anyways...i am so unimpressed. work was alright, i was working with pretty good nurses so that was nice, and i made it home so fast on the bus!!! today i went into the walmart and didnt buy anything!!! it was very exciting. i ended up going to lady mae anyways because i wanted to pick up this dress i ordered like three months ago, its hot pink, i wore it tonight ahhaahh i have alot of tv to catch up on tonight, i have to watch; ugly betty, survivor, the office, 30 rock,er, and maybe greys anatomy and csi...i am practically overwhelmed!! alright well i am going to go watch some tv i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

tyra banks is an asshole

alright so tyra took off the headband at the end of the show, but did you guys see how quick she put that headband back on when it fell off at the beginning of the show? and she had a really strange part too, there is definitely something going on with her scalp. i cant stand tyra she is getting added to the list, i can believe i forgot to put her on there before!!! today i thought i could bake a loaf of bread, it turns out i was horribly mistaken. my bread didnt rise, but i thought it might still taste ok, well i took a bite and nearly threw up all over the kitchen it was so awful ahhaha im not sure where i went wrong, but i think i will be going to cobs for fresh bread from now on!!! other than that i didnt do much today, i thought i worked this evening but its tomorrow not today, which i am not impressed about since i have a very tight tv schedule on thursday. jenny got me addicted to mini wheats, i have eaten nearly a whole box since monday...they are just so delish!!!! i hope its nice tomorrow, i think i might ride my bike to the mailbox since i have some very important letters to mail. have i complained yet about how i have to start paying back my student loans this month, what a drag, i think they should be considered a gift to me by the government and i shouldnt have to pay them back.... my blowdryer catching on fire turned out to be a blessing because my new blowdryer works like three times as fast!!! anyways i have a massive stomach ache from eating all those mini wheats so i will talk to you all tomorrow.
laura

i can believe it!!!!

hello!!! sorry i am posting so late, i slept all day so i didnt really have much to say...until now. tonight i made mushroom alfredo from scratch, it was delish beyonds words...and i figured out how to keep from throwing up during the hockey game, i have to be doing something else at the same time, such as making dinner. speaking of the hockey game, we won again thank god, i went to the bathroom and it was 1 nothing then i came out and it was two one, crazyness!!!
after dinner jenny came over and we went to her house and mitties and john came. we watched the last ep of americas next top designer and the really annoying girl didnt win. then we watched some arrested development and it was as funny as the day it was born hahaha so good although i have the afternoon delight in my head now.... oh and jenny and mits gave me the most adorable little vase, it looks like it was hand made by an angel in heaven for the lord himself!!! after the tv me and jenny tried to guess all the countries (not provinces or states) in africa, we would have got them all but the boys tried to trick us with clues like "it sounds like charles" or "it rhymes with mort hog and the last word starts with p" or "its practically the name of a former us vice president" we got practically all of them anyways, despite their efforts to force failure upon us. also it turns out that i have so many good ideas in the car, i am thinking of moving into a car full time, so that i will be even smarter than i already am!!!!
oh when jenny was over we were talking about high school and i was remembering how mrs parmenter stole nicoles ruler and when nicole took it back parmenter wounldnt let anyone leave until she got it back ahha so we audiotaped her yelling at the class and she caught us and took that away too hahahhahah what a b-word!!!! i am so wide awake right now i am going to have to take some gravol or i will be up all night!!!! anyways kittens i hope you are all having a good sleep i will talk to you tomorrow.
mobius laurius

a short update...

alright i have to make this quick because i need to get ready for work. last night was such a nightmare, this crazy lady was shouting the whole night keeping all the other patients awake, hopefully she isnt quite so annoying tonight... this morning after work i decided to go grocery shopping, for the record save on is open at 7...or maybe even earlier. anyways i was sooo tired but i knew i wouldnt be in the mood for shopping after i slept and i had made a list while i was at work, i got so many groceries, my arms nearly broke off walking home hahahha my sleep was really good today. when i woke up i made an orange juice cake, it is pretty good- even mitties could eat it- no sugar no dairy!!!! well no sugar until i put icing on it hahahah its much more delish now though. i finished my knitting this afternoon, i might start a new project at work tonight, we will see how busy it is. alright i must be off, i might write more from work if i have time, have a good sleep gemmies!!!
laura

see you later designergater...

so i just got back from sunday dinner and auntie mo was on fire tonight hahaha sooo funny. we also watched this show called "design school" or "design or die" or something like that it was pretty fantastic, we have one more show left in the season, even though i started watching at the third to last epp, anyways if i even get the idea in my head that jenny is watching the finale without me and john she will be in huge trouble....no super fun post school party for her!!!! tonight mitties missed dinner..it was totally dev for all of us. this morning on my way home from work i got a hot chocolate at the blendz place downtown and it tasted like mushroom soup, actually after drinking it for a few minutes i started believing it was mushroom soup and it was sooo good!!! i didnt sleep fantastically today but it wasnt the worst sleep of my entire life either. so i am pretty much addicted to this facebook nonsense, thanks to those of you that joined my group "tea drinking, cat loving, needlecrafters guild- gordon head chapter". for those of you that arent on facebook...jenny that means you!!!! you are missing out on joining one of the most socially, economically, environmentally, and spiritually relevant movements of our time. alright well enough about that for now, i have to get going, my uniform isnt going to iron itself!!! i might write more from work tomorrow, take care gems!!!
laura
i cant believe how i nearly forgot to mention the huge blowout fight me and john got into tonight, he is such a jerk. he said that if you eat eggs its like killing an infinity of baby chickens or something like that and was all like yeah eggs=meat/poultry. and i was like well actually according to my medical training eggs are dairy because of eggs and milk, you know and he was like you are such a dummy i hate you, and i was like please john be reasonable, then he is like oh my mom will settle this, so we called auntie mo and she said that eggs arent poultry or meat, they are in their own group, which is very closely related to dairy...or something to that effect. anyways the point is that i was right ....again and john was wrong.

ummmm

hey hey. so i just repotted my plants...i am such a good plant mother!!! they are loving their new soil. this morning i went to fabricland because they were having a members sale and i wanted to make new pillow covers for my new pillows, i got some really fantasic soft fabric and dressmakers chalk, because my book says i need it. then i went to the winners and they had some really great deals on shampoo of all things so i got some shampoo, and jaclyn met me there hmmmm oh last night i cleaned out my food cupboard and i found kraft dinner that expired in 2005 hahhah oops...... i am off kraft dinner anyways. so i have to work tonight, devestating i know, but i think i am going to have a nap now then when i wake up i will have a shower, eat some dinner, iron my uniform and go. thats about it. well gems, a quiet day overall. we'll talk more later.
laura

some things you must know about today:

good morning. happy birthday jaclyn!!! too old for her own good!!! so i just returned from the walmart and i can barely type because i practically tore my arm muscles carrying potting soil home, with my groceries and my other walmart purchases!! i am a dummy today hahahah but i did get some potting soil which was much needed and a new plant, one of those spindly ones like at grandmas house, when you see it you will know which one iam talking about- its not the christmas cactus. at walmart i was served by "kris" who was either hearing impaired or choosing to ignore me or both. i wanted to get pizza stuff at the grocery store because i have been craving little pizzas since jackie made them but they didnt have any little shells at the fairways- which is closing permanently may 14th by the way. i will have to do all my shopping at save on.. but thats ok because the blockbuster is moving right beside it hahahhaha yesterday at ikea i got a new duvet cover, its delightful however i forgot that i dont have a double duvet, i have a twin ahahah so its a little big but oh well it looks nice anyways, and the double set came with two pillowcases. ok so john has me obsessed with this facebook nonsense now, how the hell can there be another me!!!!! and from illinois, how very annoying!!!! oh that reminds me, welcome trisha to my blog, i am loving the comments!!! three gold stars, a crown and a horseshoe for trisha. anyways for the rest of the day i am going to clean up, and repot some plants, and watch some tv, and go out with jaclyn, and watch the canucks play- even though i nearly threw up my apple pie all over the couch during the last game hahahah its true!!! like five or six times pie nearly came out hahah so i had to eat another piece to keep it down!!! ok gems talk to you later.
laura

ps the highlight of my morning was when my blowdryer caught on fire while i was drying my hair....im not kidding

back here....

hey, i am back home and i am exhausted!!! last night dad and i stayed up until like 1 in the morning watching the hockey game then today my mom woke me up early as some type of trick or something. so jaclyn and i made good time going home, we were at ikea by one then out of there by three and caught the five ferry. i got some neat things at ikea, new linens of course, plants and pots, kitchen stuff etc. oh and we had lunch there and it was delish!!!! they have good food!! speaking of good food, my parents are good cooks, they made a delish dinner last night. and jaclyn and i split a caramel apple at the ferry, it was good too. there were so many annoying people today, too many to count!!!! also jaclyn lost her car keys and set the alarm off to her car at ikea so it looked like we were breaking in hahahaha and she had to climb in through the trunk it was pretty much hilarious!!!! she found the keys though. on the ferry there was this lady with two orange cats, she was a very good cat mother and let them eat some of her hamburger hahaha i think she must be taking them to the cat show that is on at commonwealth this weekend.....anyways i am sooo tired. tomorrow i am going to run to the walmart for some potting soil and tea milk in the morning thats about all i have planned, other than maybe watching the hockey at 6. ok well i will talk to you tomorrow, sleep well.
laura

meow/hiss/terrif!!!!!

john i did see 30 rock and it was hilarious!!! i loved gob in it but i also loved the part with thomas jefferson and maury hahhah if anyone hasnt seen 30rock you must be a dummy because it is sooo funny you will pee your pants guaranteed. last night me and mom went to cats as previously stated and it was FANTASTIC!!!!!! i have to see it again, i am obsessed. everyone should see cats at least three times in their life in my opinion. there was one cat that was my favourite but they were all pretty good, i got a mag with my fav cat on it, for my collection. moms feet were very cold during the performance because we were sitting on ice, well on wood on top of ice, at the multiplex. cats also started late because the idiots at the multiplex didnt know how to put batteries into a scanner and made us wait in the cold outside. you can imagine how well i took the wait...
this morning diana and i went to the spot for breakfast, we had to wait practically a half hour to be seated then i ordered two egg whites, two pieces multigrain toast, french fries and tea. now even though it was 11 they said it was still to early for french fries so i had to have hashbrowns, then when she brought the meal to the table there were scrambled eggs on my plate so i said i ordered egg whites and she is like i am pretty sure i told you we dont have egg whites and only have egg beaters and i was like no you didnt and what do you mean you dont have egg whites i order it all the time and she is like do you order it at this location and i was like no and she is like yeah we dont have it here....now is it just me or if you have eggs do you automatically have egg whites.... like if i ordered a fried egg i would get eggwhite and eggyellow on the same plate practically separated.... what a bitch!!! needless to say she didnt even get a penny for a tip she was so useless!!! and they didnt have comment cards actually i should look to see if they have them online hmmmm anyways we will have to take a proper trip to the spot when i get home. tomorrow jaclyn and i are meeting at nine to drive home but are stopping at ikea first!!!! so i will be back tomorrow night. oh jenny i have been thinking about you in latin for the last hour, im sure the ridiculous one will be on the test, how could your teacher resist!!! i will call you when i get home if it isnt too late, or maybe tonight. actually tonight is the first night of the hockey playoffs for those of you that follow, i will be watching the canucks on the big tv with my dad, it should be fantastic!!! anywaysy i will write more later or tomorrow, hope you are all doing well
mobius laurius
ps john i would save thelma from the fire, rest easy hahahahh

post penticton...

hello. i am back in vernon. my trip to penticton was fantastic thanks very much to jackie and josh and josie for the hospitality hahhaah last night jackie gave me a tour of penticton, and we had delicious pizza's and salad for dinner. and this morning i ate mini wheats and jackie made smoothies, it was delish too. then we went to kelowna and met jackies mom and went for lunch, it was good, i had pasta. then after we went shopping we went to jackies wedding dress fitting, her dress is soooo nice, she is like a princess in it!!!! then on the way back to vernon i got to ride in jackies moms smart car, it was terrif!! tonight me and mom are going to cats- the musical at the multiplex!!! thats about it for now, my mom needs the computer, anyways i will write more tomorrow or later tonight if its not too late.

little baby angel cat.....

hello again, i slept in today, it was wonderful, just like being at home in victoria hahahahha dinner was superb last night, even though sunday dinner wasnt the same without all the punning hahahah last night diana came over, we watched tv and came up with a million things to say on my blog but i forgot all of them...except when we were watching american brat camp and i came up with an indian name for myself "professor white fang" it was great. today i had a veggie dog and angel food cake for breakfast, delish. i am going to penticton to stay with jackie over night, we will be leaving after lunch. it should be superfun. i am attaching a picture of mi, sleeping like a little angel cat, mom said "ewww" when i showed her this picture, i practically disowned her!!! its still pretty hot out but it looks like it might rain today, oh well. hmmm what else is new, oh do you know whats still on tv here- the tyra banks show, i thought they cancelled that stupid show, i hate tyra she is a bitchface if i have ever seen one hahahha i cant believe my holiday is nearly over, i am totally dev!!!! mom is coming to victoria next month so i might take her out for the big muckle tea hhahahaha delish!!! oh last night i had this dream that i was at work but i really wanted to go to jennys show and it was at 7am so i left work early and then it turned out that i forgot to do all this stuff and i killed all these patients hahah and the number 30/31 bus was on strike so i had to take the 50.... it was very trechy oh and i punched this girl i work with in the face and gave her a black eye...i dont remember what the reason was, but i bet it was a good one!!!! alright well i better get ready to go, but i will write more when i get back tomorrow night. laura

this is the day the meow has made...

happy easter gems!!! i am exhausted today!!!! i had to get up at 730 for second church this morning- it was brutal by the way be thankful you didnt have to go hahahahah. and it was so busy that me and mom had to stand in the balcony. i didnt even get a chance to see if the serpent is still there jenny i did sing most of the songs in meows though so that was good hahahhaha mom got me a whole bunch of treats today though so that kind of made up for church- the little gem!!!! yesterday was pretty fun, i went to kelowna with tausha and we did some shopping, then i went to first church later, then we went out for ice cream then we watched tv then i went to bed. this afternoon me and mom went to visit grandma, she was sleepy, but its so nice out so we took her on the patio, but these cats were fighting so we went in. we are just getting ready to go to grandpas for dinner, it should be delish, then i think diana is coming over later. at grandmas they have like a million birds, they are so annoying its like being in the jungle or something. also i have eaten like a hundred thousand candies today. i am practically sick of them hahahahha also today marks the end of lent!!! and i havent even had french fries today ahhahah i was going to go out to mcdonalds last night at midnight for fries but i didnt. anyways we are about to leave so if i dont write more later i will tomorrow. i hope you are all having a delish easter meal, and missing me terribly ahahhahahha talk to you later
laura

home again....

sooo sorry about missing yesterdays post, im sure you were all totally dev!!! it was quite the day, it is gorgeous here!!!!! disgustingly nice, and i bought a new dress yesterday that i plan on wearing out today! so yesterday jaclyn and i caught the nine ferry and ate at the buffet, i had eggs, asparagus, hash browns, waffles with whipped cream and strawberries and toast with jam. it was good. when we drove through surrey langley etc the traffic was terrible!!! actually it was pretty much terrible until hope, then it thinned out a bit. jaclyn and i were very good and did not stop to go to the mall in surrey, i think it was the first time we have passed a mall without going in. i got a mars bar on the ferry too that i ate during the trip, also i got a slurpee at the gas station in chilliwack. once we past the toll booth there were 6 speed traps!!!! it was a major scam, and we practically didnt get caught by any of them ahahahah then we met my parents in westbank, we made good time and beat them there by like a hundred hours hhahahahha then jaclyn went home and me and mom dragged dad shopping in kelowna, you should have seen mom and me, we did the fastest shop of our lives (due to time constraints imposed by dad) but like i said i managed to get a dress, new shoes and a picture for my bedroom here. then we went for dinner, it was pretty delish then we went home!!! mom made the best mobius laurius sign for me, she is so crafty!!! then tausha and i went out for chocolate explosion then we came home and watched juvies then we went to bed. this morning i woke up and mom made me a tea kettle cake!!! i will post pictures its adorable!!! anyways i must be off but i will write more later!!!!

laura

ps. the quote of the day went to my dad who said my devil horns broke off when i was dropped as a baby

mobius laurius

hey, sorry for the late post, i am extra lazy today and i have tons to do. this morning i woke up at 630, had breakfast then went back to bed for second sleep, it was fantastic!!!! tyra was wearing a headband last night, for the record. im glad drucilla fell off the cliff, maybe they will finally kill her off!!!!
today, since i will be going home tomorrow and i didnt want to go grocery shopping, i stopped at the tim hortens for a sandwich for lunch, everyone knows how much i hate the tim hortons by my house but its so convenient that i went there anyways. they have the most useless staff of any business i have ever been in. i wanted to smack the woman ringing in my order, she was so dumb, and they had a line up out the door and she was just having a chat with the "supervisor" i was very annoyed, i think they purposely dont put a pen by the comment cards because they know the feedback wont be good. another thing i was severely annoyed by was the staff smoking right outside the door, it was GROSS!!!! next time i go there i will be filling out a comment card on that!!!!
anyways so i still have quite a bit to do tonight, i need to start/finish packing, finish writing my birthday thank you's, watch survivor, track down my tax stuff, and make a music mix for the ride home, and tidy up a little. also i am thinking of changing my name to mobius laurius, my mom already practically said it was the best name she ever heard and was disappointed she didnt come up with it herself...practically. jenny what class is this essay for anyways? i will write the ess for you, you sound too stressed, hopefully its latin so i can wow your teacher with my amazing latin skills, and my new latin name. you need tea, several cups at once. and a mars bar mmm i am going to eat a mars bar tomorrow on the way home. i am sooo excited, i bet thats why i woke up early today, like on christmas!!!!! by the way jack i cant wait to see you too, it was better when you lived here and we never saw eachother hahaha
i will post some pictures of milo when i go home, so you can all share in his majestic and adorab glory!!!! and pheebs too since she has just had a hair cut hahahahha last year my mom took pheebs to a different groomer and when mom went to pick pheebs up she saw this dog out of the corner of her eye and she was like eww what a gross ugly mutt, but then she looked closer and it was pheebs hahahahhahaha the lady that trimmed her did such an awful job, then tried to cover up the mess she made by putting a bandanna on phee hahahhaha poor little gem, she was hideous!!! anyways i better get packing!!! unless i have something fantastical to write tonight, my next post will probably be tomorrow night, from home!!!!! have a good night gemmies, be good while i am gone!
laura

its a bird, its a plane, its a....what is it anyways?

goodmorning gems. i had a pretty good sleep last night, and i woke up early without setting my alarm. today in the mail i got a parcel from auntie cathy for my birthday, she sent me the most fantastic thing ever hahaha im not entirely sure what it is, but it is shaped like an owl and i am using it as a mail holder because it has an envelope sized front pouch ahahh, i will try to attach a picture hahaha i am not impressed with the weather today, its cold and windy. ive just poured my first tea of the day and used up the last of my tea milk, so i am going to have to buy more just to last me until i go home, i am not happy as you can imagine!!!! last night my new neighbour"pierre" stopped by to say hello, he is pretty nice, from quebec city and works in construction, he said he will ask the landlords if he can build some type of shed under the deck that i can store my bike in ahahha i already like him way better than the trash!!!! i cant believe jenny is nearly done school, thank god!!! her busy schedule was overwhelming me!!! dad i am pleased you remembered my request for the peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, i cant wait to eat too many of them and get sick ahahahahah you know what easter is also the anniversary of....the petey incident....if you dont know what the petey incident is, dont ask because i am pretty sure i am forbidden to tell that story ahhahahah alright well its only two more sleeps until i come home, so start vacumming up the cat fur hahahah no just kidding, dont vaccum it makes me feel at home hahahahaha alright well i am off to watch my last ep of ugly betty- seriously this show is addicting!!! talk to you later!!

laura

if i liked my dressers i would use them more.

leave it to john to turn knitting into something mathy hahaha i am actually loving that capelet, i just might have to pay a visit to the bee hive tomorrow. today i watched alot of ugly betty, i am nearly caught up though so that will be over soon. i also caught some y&r but as soon as i saw neil feeding drucilla grapes i had to turn hahahah and again oprah was so annoying today, i especially hate when she talks about how you dont really need that much to survive, and you should donate all your hard earned money to the poor- yeah like she is really going without hahahha bitch. anyways i went for a walk, it was really nice out but cold with the wind, just as jenny predicted. i went to the sev and had a rootbeer slurpee, i havent had one of those in years, it was delish!!! also they didnt have any old dutch chips there, i was not impressed as i was looking forward to a ketchupy snack!!! hmmm what else is new....not alot, i am going to go watch some american idol, isnt simon handsome!!! take care my gems.

like two horns on the devil....

alright boys dont make me seperate you two...
1. brownosery is not only allowed, it is encouraged.
2. john due to your multiple comments yesterday you are forgiven from not reading my blog all weekend and missing your mothers concert.
3. where did you boys take english? ultra smart school or something?
4. i am practically french, everybody knows that i am metis...practically

i had a weird dream last night, i was in the 1800's and sneaking about, actually maybe my dream was set in pirates of the caribbean hmmm anyways it was strange and i ended up at grandmas house... last night i was talking to mom on the phone and she was saying to stop bullying john ahahahah i might have to make a new rule about not defending other members of my blog against things i say in the blog.... i am addicted to ugly betty, its pretty silly and its the type of show you have to watch from the first ep but its fantastic, practically! im not sure what i am up to today, i still need to do a bit of cleaning, i have to watch y&r because i missed it this morning, check the mail, do some knitting....other than that just seeing if i get called in to work.
well i am off to flat iron my hair and drink some tea, you kids get along while im gone!!! talk to you later.
laura

practically no complaints!!

mitties your comments are high quality!! and i did neglect to mention yesterday that mitties came to auntie mo's show because two sons of hers who shall remain nameless ditched their own mother. even though mitties was right in the middle of some very important school work he found time to come. actually mitties instead of writing an essay on sacred cows or whatever it is you are supposed to be writing about you should just print off the comments from my blog and hand them in. today its cold in here!! my house is colder than it is outside!!! i went to the mall for a bit but they are remodelling the gap so i had to go downtown because they had this dress i liked there, anyways the service i received at the downtown gap was the best of any store i have ever been in to. the people werent pushy but just helpful enough, i couldnt believe it, it was fantastic. i also met my new neighbour "pierre" he is mega french, but seems very nice, thank god!!!! i practically said to him "je deteste le perculateur" but i didnt want him to think i was showing off my french skills!! i cant believe i am going home on friday!!! i am very excited, and i am driving home with jaclyn, who was smart enough to know that we will probably need reservations for the ferry on friday so we are riding on the 9 sailing so we can eat at the buffet!!! i should look and see if i have a bag i can use to take home other than my monstrous suitcase hmmmm what else what else... i think that might be all for now, i didnt get much cleaning done- its too cold!!! i am watching ugly betty on my computer so i will likely just make a bed nest and stay in there until i am warmed up. alright well, crowns and pawprints and mitten hands all around for my loyal followers, you know who you are hahahah i will talk to you later.
laura

am i having a stroke or is it getting darker in here?

i am soooo tired, i only ended up getting about two hours of sleep today when i got home, then i went to auntie mo's fantastic concert, she is such a gem like singer!!! uncle dave was on fire with hilarity today, the best was when he said he thought he was having a stroke when he shook this guys fake hand because it was made of rubber or something hahaha jenny and i were classy as usual eating corn nuts and bounty bars during the concert. the choir director was interesting haha i really liked how she talked down to the crowd like we were three year olds getting ready for our afternoon nap hahah i just gave my rent cheque to my landlords and they said the people that moved out left such a mess in the suite, garbage everywhere!!! apparently the new renter is some french canadian or something...a single. hopefully he isnt a douche, we'll see. jenny and i had asparagus and cream cheese sandwiches today, they were really good, who knew!!! my feet are so cold, i am too exhausted to type, i am obviously in really rough shape so i am going to go to bed i will write more tomorrow, i dont work yet, so my plans include cleaning my suite, including a thorough cleaning of my fridge, eating a sandwich, drinking some tea, knitting and maybe going to the mall for a few mins....ok i am off to bed. goodnight gems.
laura