stuff laura says

birthdays are for presents and candy!

2008-03-26T10:58:00.000-07:00

alright alright so i kind of said i would write on monday but i didnt- i was too tired ahhahahah this past weekend was my birthfest and easter, and it was soooo good! me and jenny had a sleepover on saturday night and we watched this movie about rich kids and that was good and we ate alot of candy and we ate at polenta fries but it was good this time except our server was like "are you having trouble with the menu- do i need to explain it to you" or something like that hahahah and we drank cokes and they were soooooo good! then we stayed up until four in the morning for no good reason ahahha but it was super fun. then on sunday was my birthday and it was sooo good! at first jenny didnt want to get up, but then after some stong encouragement she finally woke up so i could open presents. first i opened presents in bed- from mom and dad and everything was sooo good! and there was easter and my birthday in one box! then AM had a full easter and birthday set up upstairs so i opened all my prezzies up there and they were sooo good! and there was so much chocolate hahhahahah and we got kittens. then we went for tea at adriennes and it was really good and it was actually tea for three! then we looked around and got these really cute cards then we went back to AM's and watched enchanted except i fell asleep somewhere in the middle then john and megan came over and brought me even more gifts!!!! then we had dinner and it was sooo good, AM made all my favourite dishes!!! then we watched some tv. then jenny drove me home and it was this bizzarre freak blizzard and it was the biggest snowflakes i have ever seen, then i came home and there were lots of birthday messages for me and i was loving every single one of them, then i went to sleep because i was sooooo tired!!!! and thats what i did for my birthfest. me and jaclyn went to america on thursday and it was fun too sooo much happened and i nearly threw some children off the ferry but it was super fun. anyways i am off to make some scripture tea, i hope you all enjoyed my birthday as much as i did hahahhahaha
laura

2008-01-31T21:15:00.001-08:00

Attn all crybabies
check back march 24 (the day after easter ruins my birthday) for exciting new updates
most sincerely,
princess of the angelfaces

america is for shopping

2007-12-07T00:33:00.000-08:00

im sooooorrrrrrrry! i have been very busy/lazy/forgetful. ummm lets see, since my last post i have done a whole lot of nothing and gone to america!!!!!!!! this past sunday me and jaclyn went to america and it was fantastic, let me tell you alll about it. first we took the ferry at seven in the morning, it was trechy. then we drove to america and the border guard "fernando" or something like that was not helpful, but we didnt have to wait in line at all then we were driving in america and it was a blizzard!!! there was so much snow it was practically trying to kill us! then we arrived in bellingham at the mall but it was only 10am on a sunday and the mall didnt open until 11! but then we found a store that was open....the target, its my new favourite store. and i got quite a bit of stuff there and jaclyn bought an infinity of things there and i paid with american money (gross) the target also had a pizza hut that opens at 8am daily... ummmm oh by then the mall was open so we did some shopping and i got a few things and we had lunch in the american food court and my mcdonalds two cheeseburger meal only cost four dollars! ummm so then we shopped for the rest of the afternoon then we left the mall to go home but we were going to stop at barnes and nobles first and we did and we ate sugary cake and had drinks then we went to the starbucks and got gas then we headed home and the roads werent too too trechy but then we went back into canada and the roads were trechy and there was this silver truck that we were following for an infinity of time and i hated it!!! then we were on our way to the ferry when all of the sudden traffic stopped and we were annoyed so after waiting there for a while we went to this gas station and the guy said there was a bomb on the ferry practically so then we were like dammit we want to go home and evaluate our purchases so we got back in the lineup but then it started moving and we got on the ferry just before eight and sat in our new favourite place the seawest lounge, and we played cards and ate cheese and drank tea and then we came home. overall it was a fantastic day, i only wish i bought more at the target!!!! the rest of this week i have been working and hating every minute of it!!! i am very excited to have the weekend off and i am supposed to go the staff party for work on saturday but i dont know if i will go since my favourite escort is going to be out of town anyways. oh and jenny practically ruined my life with knowledge today, she said the makers of crest toothpaste test it out by putting it in cats eyes, and i was using crest toothpaste so today i had to go out and get new stuff dammit!!!! but i feel pretty good about myself... also i went to oak bay today and i stopped a cobs for bread and its delish, then i spent the evening watching some shows on tv, so it was a pretty good day! well i am very excited for christmas, two weeks and three days until i go home- can you believe it!!!! i am about 2/3 done my christmas shopping/crafting i only have a bit more to go!!! alright well i am off to bed, hope you are all well, talk to you later!
laura

oh joe lando....and the dog

2007-11-18T01:14:00.000-08:00

hello!
guess where i am...the hosp! i havent been here in ages! i am working with good nurses tonight thank the heavens, and by heavens i mean heavenly father of course. so huge news for the few of you that dont already know, i got bangs!! they are pretty adorab if i do say so myself! ummm i feel like i shouldnt even show jenny my bangs until she gets hers done, then we can reveal them simultaneously and it will be like looking in a mirror but we will be looking at eachother! also today i nearly burned to death in another apartment fire. this is what happened: i had just finished my dinner and i was getting ready to eat a bowl of ice cream when the alarm went off and i was pissed! so i put on my nursing shoes without socks (gross) and my coat and i went outside because i thought it was another false alarm but then three firetrucks came and someone was talking about there being an actual fire in one of the apartments and i was like oh great i should have grabbed more stuff, and that dish of ice cream. anyways so the firemen go running into the building and they have tanks and equipment and stuff and its all very dramatic. then it turns out someone just burnt a potato in their microwave....it was such a let down. i was at least hoping for a fire big enough that i wouldnt have to go to work tonight (but not big enough that i couldnt hang out with jenny instead) so then i went back inside and i ate some ice cream but then i remembered i didnt have any more tickets for the bus and i was like dammit i gave my last quarter to the shopping cart last night so then i went to the subway and i got some dinner and i asked for lots of change but the boy was out of loonies and toonies and so i had to get five dollars worth of quarters but it was ok i guess. ummm last night me and jaclyn went to langford and there were sooooo many creepy langford people, especially at the quiznoes but then we went to the superstore!!!!!!!!!! and i got some grosh and stuff and the most delish ice cream ever made. then last night at 11 a league of our own was on!!!! it was soooo good. i am starting to get kind of tired i might have to have a nap tonightsies. tomorrow i plan on daysleeping until the afternoon then going to AM's for dinner then i have to go to work tomorrow night too, its going to be really awful for me! lets seeee what else is new oh i know what i didnt tell you about, only the best sleepover ever!!! jenny and me had a sleepover and it was sooo good. we ate a ton of candy and watched season two of baywatch which does not have the opening song that you think it does!!! then we wrote love letters to joe lando aka sully/cellee from dr quinn medicine woman, he has not written us back yet!!! the nerve! then we did some youtube research about midgets, or dwarfs or whatever is pc, and also watched some really fantastic tyra clips on youtube ummm anyways we stayed up really late then i was sick in the morning from eating soo much candy, actually i thought i was in kidney failure but i guess i wasnt. ummm and i think thats about all thats new! i ate at pags again with diana when she was here and i got another cheesecake and it was sooooo good! it goes especially well with tea. so do gingersnaps...i should make some gingersnaps but i dont have any molasses.... alright well i am going to read my book for a bit but i hope you are all doing well, talk to you later
yours in cousinship, friendship or strangership,
laura

hey crybabies hahahhah

2007-11-08T10:16:00.001-08:00

alright alright, enough with the tears everyone ahahahahha so how has everyone been? i have been the same as always....fantastic!! lets seeee since my last post i have eaten some candy, done some sewing and thats about it. ummm oh i am very annoyed that this writers strike is affecting all my tv shows, usually when i get home from work at night i watch jon stewart and the colbert report but there are in repeats!!!!! i am not pleased. also the fruit flies are back! where the hell are they coming from? i read all sorts of good suggestions on how to kill them online- people are really passionate about killing them ahahah the best was putting vinager and sugar or something into a bottle then once the flies go in to eat it you pour baking soda in and the volcano kills them ahhahahahahha i would like to try that one but honestly i have bleached my drains and my garbage cans, where are they coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ummm last week on the day before hallloween me and jess went to the corn maze at night and it was terrifying!!! well mostly the scary part was this giant talking mechanical bear that told kids that they should drink alcohol or something like that but anyways after that we went to pags and got cheesecakes and they were sooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods then on the next night me and john went back to pags but not for dessert, just dinner then we saw the darjeeling ltd and i really liked it. ummmmm i havent even seen jenny in a million infinities except on sunday because of her school work and its killling meeee but on sunday was fun we had so many desserts with dinner and john and megan made the ugliest ginger bread house i have ever seen....but dont tell them i said so hahahhahah the candies were good though. then on tuesday jaclyn and i watched some movie that wasnt good but we at thai food and it was good and we watched beauty and the geek and that was good too hahahhaah umm i am back to being obsessed with the edison twins, i just really want to see one ep just so i can realise it isnt as good as i am remembering ahahhaha i do have the theme song on my pod now though ahahahah alright well my plans today are to continue my efforts to kill the fruit flies and tidy up my place, i have company coming this weekend ummmmmmmm i think thats about alll oh one good thing jaclyn picked me up some fabric for me at ikea last weekend and they only charged here for one piece... and it was the cheapest hahahahahah good times alright well i hope you are all well i will talk to you later.
laura

its my 100th post day!!!

2007-10-14T02:28:00.000-07:00

well everyone, big news....this is my 100th post!!!!!!!!!!! yay me, i think i deserve some type of cake or at least an ice cream log!!! ummmm lets see what else is new, oh i am writing this from the hosp and the computer i am using has the hugest font i have ever seen ahahahha someone old must have been using it. i am trying to look up flights to go home at Christmas but westjets website is down!!! how rude of them! ummmm oh in other news i was practically burned alive in an apartment fire last night. at 430 in the morning the fire alarm for my building went off and i had to get out of bed and go outside in the freezing cold!!! i wasnt really too worried though because the alarm had gone off in the middle of the day the day before so i was pretty sure it wasnt a real fire but just incase i grabbed my purse and my cross stitch just to be on the safe side, anyways then there were a few hundred people just waiting outside, some were in there pj's and some took the time to get fully dressed and put makeup on ahhaha they would have been burned alive to death!!!!!! ummm anyways the fire alarm noise is pretty much the worst noise i have ever heard in my entire life, i was practically running out the building to get away from the noise but you could still hear it outside really loud too hahahah then the firemen came and looked around and there was no fire so we could all go back inside but then i couldnt get back to sleep so i watched some tv then i went to sleep until noon hahahah ummmm in other news jenny is ruining my life with her schoolwork. i wish latin was never even invented. ummmm oh i was going to post some apron pictures because i have been sewing like mad lately and i have made some really adorable aprons (they are more of an art piece than they are wearable, i think they will disintegrate in the first load of laundry ahhaha) anyways i will take pictures of them later and post them next time i write, which reminds me i had a run in at the fabricland the other day with this stupid lazy fabric cutter girl who was too lazy to look up the inches to meters conversion even though she had a table right in front of her. it was quite a fiasco and i didnt buy enough fabric and i forgot the lace so i am going to have to go back this week but its ok because i think they are having a sale!!. ummm i cannot wait for christmas!!!!! i am so excited, i am going to be baking cookies and i already bought some decorations for my new place, its going to be fantastic, i wish november never even existed so christmas would be closer (sorry dad) oh guess what is back in my place...fruit flies, i hate them sooo much i wish every fruit fly that ever lived would die. ummmm that might be all i have to say for now. i will maybe be going to AM's for dinner tonight but it will depend on how much latining jenny has to do and what time i wake up hahahha alright gems i hope you are having a good week i will talk to you later
laura

meowsus

2007-10-04T09:48:00.000-07:00

you people are sooo needy hahahaha and i am loving every minute of it hahahahhaah i will have you all refer back to my very first post where i predicted infrequent updates, thus i am only fulfilling my own prophecy anyways im sure sooo much has happened since my last post but mostly i am in love with caramels, the little square kind. i thought i overdid it at johns last week when i ate nearly twenty caramels in one sitting (i needed constant energy for guitar hero) but i was wrong i am still loving every blessed caramel i eat!!!! i am going to get a halloween sized bag of them and make caramel apples too!!!!! another thing i love about this time of year is the rockets. i know you can get rockets any time of year but to me they seem more delish (not to mention cheap) close to halloween. ummmm another food i love is the sweet potato, remember at AMs on the weekend how delish the sweet potatoes were!!!! and i ate them on my bread it was soooooo good. ummmm last week i made two pies, one for jaclyn and one for AM, and i have to say they were pretty delish, the worst part about making them is peeling the apples, i wonder if grandma still has that applepeeler thing you just put the apples in and it does all the work hmmmmm anyways on friday jenny and mits took me to this place downtown to see this show of this friend of mits, she was really good, however i think i was tricked into drinking a hot carob! i requested a hot chocolate but it didnt taste like chocolate at all, it tasted like health!!!! i had to add sugar to it hahahah and jenny was drinking these delish tea babes and they were soooo good so she shared like an angel!!!! ummmm then we were all high off these tea babes so we had to get out of there so john and megan came and we went to his house and we played guitar hero and it was sooooo stressful for me!!!!!!! then on saturday i worked, it was pretty ok then on sunday jenny and i (team cousinlove) did the run for the cure and helped to cure breast cancer! we were soooooo good we got there early and had to walk at least 7km from the car to the start of the race and we were exhausted by the time we even started the race but there were lots of cute dogs and we were given size XXXXXXXL shirts that could easily fit a 500lb man oh and we had numbers pinned to us.....i dont really know what purpose they served, but we loved them ahhahaha and we walked the race, just a few paces behind the cripples and we ate almonds and raisins and it was good then we were going to go to the jjmorgans but we went there and the manager refused to serve us!!!!! something about he doesnt like white people or the restaurant was full or something anyways so we went to the spot and it was full then we went to the other spot and finally we got served hahahhahahaha it was good though! then we had thanksgiving dinner at AMs because she is going to be away next week and as i said it was soooooo delish ummm then thats about it the rest of the week i havent done much of anything....i ate an ice cream on monday with jaclyn and bought a rolling pin and measuring cups but thats about all! oh i have been watching this show called dexter, its a little dark but quite addicting i already watched all of season one and now i am up to date in season two!!! ok well i hope you are all doing well, i will try to be good and write again soon.
laura

i do interesting stuff

2007-09-20T01:33:00.000-07:00

hey, i am at the hosp and i just ate pretzels and liked them!!!! ummmm i feel like at least something has happened since my last post hmmm lets see. oh on sunday at AM's we were going through old pictures and found the one of grandma going down the pool slide- it is fantastic hahahah there were lots of other really funny ones too ummmm and we had spag for dinner and i was really delish! what time does safeway open in the morning because i really need a cucumber to make sushi with hmmmmm anyways so oh also on the weekend we went out for dinner with andrew and i had the cheese platter and it was pretty much delish and mitties was playing music and ummm oh jenny earlier was bassing some biblical songs and it was really good oh and jenny got her ears pierced and i hated the girl that did it, according to her working at claires is the equivalent of having a medical degree.....anyways so that was good and they look nice. then i had to work on saturday and it was a little wild to say the least hahahahah i dont know how long i will last at this new place hahahah on sunday jaclyn and i went shopping and i got a new pillow and i am LOVING it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a million feathers in it and its like sleeping on an infinity of clouds. also john has gotten me addicted to this fantastic new show you should all watch- its called flight of the conchords and its pretty much hilarious and musical. speaking of music did you know that i am really good at guitar hero? well i am, not to brag or anything but i was soooo good the other night at johns and i played this song about japanese people and now i am obsessed (not with jesus' cousins)! can you even imagine how tired i am right now? well i am! i got up at three today to watch dr quinn medicine woman, and it was worth getting up for hahah oh and tonight top model was on, have i mentioned lately how much i hate tyra banks? she is the most useless person in the universe. speaking of the universe john deliberately gave me a huge headache the other night by talking about the universe and how everything is a year and there are an infinity of planets and the universe is practically already over and we just dont know it yet or something to that effect, needless to say my head is still killing me!!!! ummm i think thats really all thats new oh i got a parcel in the mail from jackie this week, it was pictures from the wedding, adorab!!!! alright well i better get back to sitting around, talk to you later
laura

kosher salt x fish / dreams= reality

2007-09-06T17:54:00.000-07:00

alright alright so i havent written in an infinity of days...sue me hahahahahah ummm last week i had to work all week and it was sooooo trechy! i wanted to kill like 72 people ahhahah and they deserved it too!!!! ummm on monday i finally got to see jenny after her extended absence, and it was glorius!!!! we got sandwiches and yarn and went to this haunted house to pet these cats and watched 90210 then we went to jennys and watched a movie and drank some tea and it was super good and we picked auntie mo up from the airport and the flight was delayed and i had a doughnut with sprinkes!!!! on tuesday i went for a job interview for this place over near my new place, its for the wealthy elderly hahhaha but its pretty neat and i got the job and i am starting on saturday, but i work overnight at the hospital on friday night so i think its going to be pretty trech! yesterday i pretty much went grocery shopping and got some stuff and ummmm thats pretty much it except jaclyn and i went to a movie last night it was strange but pretty good but the girl at the snack stand was pretty terrible at her job ummm today i did some cleaning of my place and i did some laundry too! tonight trisha is coming over and we are going to go in the hot tub i think, it should be good!!!! i have to remember to give her her movie back hmmmm i cant wait for the new shows to start again on tv, especially now that i have all the channels!!!!! it should be super fantastic, i really want to watch ugly betty, and the office and 30rock and amazing race and survivor and cold case!!!!!! no new shows look very good i think i am going to boycott them!!!!!! ummmmm i have some devastating news to report, a capable wife has died. it was filter death. i think that i am only going to get big fish or fast fish because they dont seem to swim into the filter as much hahaha and now i have to get the sacred cow a new friend. oh that reminds me of my dream last night, i had this dream that we were in the bathroom at grandmas and jenny put kosher salt into the water my fish were in and they stared multiplying and soon there were too many for my tank so i had to get this huge tank to put them in, actually i think john got me that tank but it was really tall and i had to put it on the floor so i could reach the top and i forgot to put gravel and plants in it hahhahhaha and some fish were blue and they were tropical!!! then staffing called and i said i couldnt come in because i had a fish situation and they were very rude so i went there to have a confrontation with them hahahahaha there were so many fish ahahahah like 150 hahahahahha but staffing really did call this morning hahhah hence my working tomorrow night. ummm i kind of want to make cookies or something but i will probably eat the whole batch hahhhaha anyways i hope you are all doing well, i will maybe write again soon ahahha no promises hahahahahah take care gems!
laura

her majesty returns......

2007-08-26T18:23:00.000-07:00

Helllooooooooooooooo i am back in victoria and i am waiting for my corn on the cob to be cooked. i got back wednesday night, my flight was delayed 25 minutes, i was not pleased!!!! but then when i got home i was pleased because my adorab new couch was in my living room!!! and i didnt have any food except the cookies my mom made me and i ate an infinity of them and they were sooo delish!!! anyways then on thursday jaclyn and i went shopping and it was good and i got a new clock and some photo albums ( i took all the pictures out of my massive album from highschool, they are such a waste of film hahahahahahhaah) and grosh ummmmm then on friday i had to work and it was mega busy and annoying then yesterday jaclyn and i did more shopping during the day but we were very good!!!!! then last night me and jaclyn went to dinner with don and terry and it was delish and i had three drinks of alcohol and it made me very tired so i slept like a newborn lamb, anyways it was super fun ummmmm oh yeah then we went to xanavision and rented possibly the worst movie ever made, it was called "the princess academy" and was made some time in the early 80's, however it isnt nearly as good as the title suggests. then today jaclyn and i went out again and were nearly killed by several reckless drivers and i became agitated at the walmart because they only had these huge size sugar bags and i just wanted a small bag so i didnt get any sugar at all!!! but it turns out i probably have some in my cupboard anyways. ummmm oh also in very exciting news, I HAVE CABLE!!!!!!!!! its pretty much the highlight of my life to get cable again because i ran out of brat camps yesterday and grant stole back his dvd player and i think if you all will recall mine is broken. tonight i am going to cut out the patterns and fabric for my aprons, but i cant sew them because my machine is at jennys and she and john abandoned me to go to disneyland, i am practically like chop liver substitute!!!!! oh guess what, when i came home from vernon one of my fish (sacred cow) has turned white!!!!! all the orange has gone off its body! i was shocked but he doesnt look sick or anything, its all very bizarre! tomorrow jess is coming over for lunch, i wonder what i should make hmmmmm anyways i better get going, i have second dinner to make!!!!! well i will talk to you later in the week.
Princess angelface

jacks wedding!!!!!!!!

2007-08-19T14:25:00.000-07:00

hello!
i have done an infinity of things since my last post!!!! first i met jackie and josh in kelowna on wednesday and we went out for dinner at this funny little place in peachland with joshs best man rob, then we went back to jackies house and ummmm i dont think we really did much else that night, but then on thursday jackie and i were baking cookies for the wedding and it took an infinity of hours!!!! and then jackies mom came and helped and it turns out i am no good at frosting the cookies but i am good at making the batter ahhaahaha so we got those all done and we went out for dinner at lees by the sea/downtown and i had the best sushi ever and chow mein! then on friday jackie and i got the flowers and the limes and fruit platters for the wedding and we stopped at every safeway in the okanagan to get all the flowers but we got them and it was good but then in winfield there was an accident and we narrowly made it through before they closed the road. then we went out to armstrong and did some stuff at jackies then we met they boys at the dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday and it was delish then i came home. on saturday was jackies wedding so we went to get our hair done at ten and the girl put 54 bobby pins in my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurt ahahahha but it looked nice...and big! but then we had to rush out to armstrong to get the sashes and we did and then we went out to salmon arm and i tied them all and it was good and they looked really nice, actually the whole place looked fantastic!!! then we finished decorating then we got changed into our dresses and jackie looked sooo nice!!! then there was the ceremony and it was good then pictures and that was good then we ate dinner and it was delish and there was rubarb crisp for dessert and cake!!!! ummm then there was some dancing and mingling and then before you knew it it was over!!!! but it was a super nice day and it only poured rain for about five minutes and then it stopped and was dry the rest of the night!!!! then this morning i went back out to joshs parents house and had breakfast and watched them open gifts and then i came home and now i am going out with jenny to my grandparents!!!!! so it turned out to be a fantastic weekend!!!!! i hope you all had good ones too, talk to you later
laura

vernonicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-13T17:04:00.000-07:00

oh my god this computer is soooo slow. hello from vernon! it is gloriously sunny today, much better than yesterday!!! i flew in on saturday and it was very trechy!!!! first off there was a major commotion at the airport due to other cancelled flights then these terrorists were on my flight and transporting all this fresh fish (bombs) and it held up everyone then the infant terrorist had to go to the bathroom right during takeoff and it was such drama!!! anyways i made it here in one peice but then i was sooo tired i needed a nap so i had one and that was good but then me and mom did some shopping for jackies shower and we got all the things we needed. on sunday was jackies shower and it looked like it was going to rain but it didnt and it went well and there was soo much food ahhahhah but it was good, then last night i was mega tired and i came home and watched tv and there was brat camp uk on and it was really good and my fav brat is xanthe- that is her actual name hahahah i love it hahahaha ummm then i went to bed and this morning i was too tired for the market so maybe next monday i will go but then i ate some breakfast and me and diana went to kelowna and there was nothing good at the mall at all- we didnt get anything!!! and we went to the a&w and the girl was sooooo dumb it took like an infinity of hours to get our food. then we came home and now i am typing this!!!!! oh and i forgot to say before i left i got a couch!!!!!! its mega adorab, its a cross between lime and sage coloured and its velour!!!! its super nice and the lady i got it from carolina was super nice too ummmm yeah so now i will have a place to seat people when they come over hahahahah alright well tomorrow i think i am going to get a spray tan (yikes) because i am super too pale for the wedding ahhhaha and also i am going to jackies either tomorrow night or wednesday, we'll see. but for now i am going to go have a hot dog with doritos on it then diana is coming over and is going to try a few hairstyles on me for the wedding then we will maybe watch big love!!!! yaysies! alright well i am really enjoying my vacation so hopefully you are enjoying your non vacations, or if you are on vacation you like that too ahhah and most of you i will see at some point this week, so take care gems, i will write again probably when i get back from penticton
laura

voice match= donny osmond, dance match=patrick swayze

2007-08-08T01:21:00.000-07:00

hello.
i have been working nights, and reading a really good book so i was too busy to write at work. hmmmm what is new, well i still dont have a couch but i feel like i am getting closer to owning one by the day! also i am going home on saturday yaysies!!!!! yesterday i ate a peach and it was from california and it was so awful i wanted to vomit it all over the nursing station, i am going to eat an infinity of peaches when i go home, and i am going to go to the market with mom it should be good times!!! tonight jaclyn and i went couch shopping and were served by this deceiver named "yuri" if that was infact his real name because he certainly didnt have an eastern european accent. anyways i was pretty sure he was purposely trying to agitate me. then we went back to my place and watched dirty dancing ("nobody puts baby in a corner"~ patrick swayze) it was absolutely ridiculous, much more than we had remembered ahahah anyways there was some good parts and one especially great part. also it turns out jaclyn and i are perfect dance matches for patrick swayze. in other news i am pretty much obsessed with yogurt covered raisens, the best are from thriftys and the worst are from save on, and safeways are just ok but the yogurt is a little to hard and thinly coated for my liking. tomorrow i am going to go downtown, it should be good. also i will maybe finish putting pictures up. well i hope you all sleep like an infinity of angels, i will talk to you later
laura

my new castle (non clothic in nature)

2007-08-03T10:15:00.000-07:00

so yes it has been an infinity of days since my last post but i have been a very busy girl!!! i am all moved into my new place and it is adorab!!!!!!! but couchless ahahahha i had to sit on the floor last night to watch a movie ahahahhaha anyways so yes on tuesday we moved all my stuffs over here and lots of people helped especially mom and dad. then me and mom had to go back and clean my old place and it was a NIGHTMARE. but we got it all cleaned and i got my damage deposit back and everything so that was good. but me and mom looked at an infinity of places for a couch and couldnt find one. and we went out for chinese food the other night too and it was really good and they gave me the most food i have ever seen in my life. ummmm oh but on tuesday night i went out for dinner with the girls from school and saw the most hilarious pictures ever of this mega tramp we went to school with, and she had posted the pictures on facebook ahhahaha and she looked ridiculous we laughed for like a half hour straight ahahaha so that was funny and we also ran into this other girl from school that doesnt live here anymore, then yesterday i saw another girl from school on the bus!!! oh speaking of bus i was nearly late for work yesterday because as i was leaving for the bus i realised that i didnt have buspass or change for august so i had to run into the shoppers and get some tickets for the bus and it was dev. but i actually then caught an earlier bus and got to work early ahhahahah but it was soooo hot on the bus yesterday, mega trech!!! work was ok then jaclyn picked me up after work and we were goign to come back here and watch dirty dancing but my dvd player broke yesterday so jaclyn brought hers from her house and that was fine except she didnt have the remote so we couldnt watch dirty dancing becuase we couldnt get past this stupid welcome messege in the menu, so then we decided to watch girls just want to have fun, which trisha lent me and it was soooooo funny and good and the best line of the whole movie was
sarah jessica parker: i dont know, is that motercycle safe.
random motercycle guy: its the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs
hhahahahahah it was such a silly movie, and the best parts were helen hunts hats and hair accessories- ridiculous!!!!! annnyways i also got a chance to use my fantastic new popcorn machine!!!!!! i am pretty sure it is the first air popper ever made since it was from grandmas house anyways it was soooo delish!!! alright well i think i am going to hang some pictures but i will talk to you later.
laura

no hats about it!!!

2007-07-28T01:05:00.000-07:00

hello again from the middle of the night.... i am very blessed tired. ummmm so i have done pretty much nothing but sleep today but yesterday was really fun. mom and i had quite the day. our day started early when we went to see the titanic exhibit at the museum, we got our tickets online and thank god we did because it was mega busy! we both really liked all the artifacts, and there were so many neat things to learn about!!!! it was very educational, oh and me and mom both survived the sinking by the way- we were second class. ummm so after we looked at all the fine china from the ship we decided we wanted to eat off fine china so we went to the emp for lunch, it was really good, lorne the waiter was very talkative...... ummm then we went to the bay mall and mom got shorts then we went to this store on fort st well actually we were looking for these other stores on fort but they were gone so then we went to oak bay and looked around. then we went out to langford and stopped at my new fav store the cloth castle, or clothic castle as i will be calling it in the future. they had soooooo many good fabrics except they were out of this one with teapots that i wanted but anyways there is also a bargain tower there too! but i got a pattern for aprons so after we finish our tops jenny and me can make some aprons!!! ummm then we went to the homesense and i didnt really get to much except for this plant stand and ummm a jacket. lets see oh so then we were going to go back to my place so i could nap before work but first i wanted an ice cream treat, well do you think we could find a dairy queen!!!! it took an infinity of hours but finally we found one past royal roads and it was sure worth it!!! delish!!!! ummm so then i came home and napped and then i went to the bus stop but jaclyn called and she was driving home from her aunts so she picked me up and took me to work, then i worked and it was mega dev, but then i came home and i had a good daysleep and packed a bit more and found out i can move in on sunday!!!! yaysies!!! and now i am back at work. i think thats about all ummmmm i will talk to you tomorrow.
mobius L

if i had a dollar for everytime tim hortons messed up my order i would be a infinityaire

2007-07-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

hellllooooo again from the hosp, i am so very nearly off just a couple more hours to go!! yesterday i spent allllll day packing, i hate packing!!!! it was sucking the life right out of me so i ordered a pizza which seemed to be a temporary cure. today mom and dad are coming here yay!!! it should be mega fun. i am sooo tired right now i could sleeep a hundred infinities!!! ummm so on sunday jenny and i became seamstress/designers. we started making our adorab new shirts.....turns out they were slightly more difficult than we anticipated, but we are doing really good so far. we also discovered we are both perfect voice matches for donny osmond, especially in "joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat".....we were really good just ask mitts, we are going to do a reproduction of our childhood productions of joseph, and it is going to be fantastic!!!!!! ummmm then we went to this pub and they didnt serve us our food we ordered then we went to qv's and it was alright and then we went home. then on monday i spent most of the day packing and i went out and got jackies pen then i came home and i packed some more then jaclyn and i went to dinner then got dirty dancing and rootbeer slurpees then we came back to my place and watched hells kitchen and it was soooo good!!!! except julia got voted off and she was my favourite but then i went to bed and i woke up and i packed some more!!!! good times, anyways i am off to work again i will talk to you later
laura

i want an apron-adorab in nature!!!!!

2007-07-22T01:25:00.000-07:00

so the poll has taught me something about mitties, he had a pet wolf as a child!!! who knew?? thank god we got to the bottom of that wolf shirt obsession!!! last night jaclyn and i saw hairspray and it was fantastic, especially the outfits, i neeeeed a dress like that!!!! the most disturbing/worst part of the movie was john travolta, were there no available woman to play that role? anyways i practically wanted to vomit to death when i saw him. today jaclyn adn i went to langford to go to the costco to get her the new harry potter book, it was pretty good, we went to the staples after and got a few boxes....i think i will still need more though hahahahha anyways there were the most annoying people in the history of the universe in langford today, one nearly hit jaclyn with his car!!!!!!!!! then this other woman accused jaclyn of being a credit card thief, it was all very emotionally draining so afterwards i came home and had a nap but then i got up and when we were at the costco jaclyn got strawberries that we shared and they were soooo good so i made a shortcake to put them on and it turned out perfect and i went to the store and they didnt have real whipped cream so i had to use the kind in the tin, but it was good anyways, and i am going to have even more for breakfast if you can believe it!!!! actually i think its pretty nutritious, like toast and jam!!!! then tonight i went downtown and met mits and john and elspeth at this frenchy place but they were finished eating their grossness thank god and i had a coke that may or may not have been purchased and it was good and then we went to jennys show and this annoying girl bumped into me and elspeth and did not excuse herself, it was very rude!!! then there was all these tall people in our way and this drunk girl dressed as a moth was taking pictures of herself and talking into a flower. but then the best was when jenny was bassing and she was soooooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods, like a princess angel, everybody said so. ummm then john fetched me home and now i am writing this and then i am going to bed. oh i forgot it was brought to my attention that i give really good advice and that i should have an advice section in my blog, well as it turns out i cant quite figure out how to create such a thing but here is what i am thinking; you can leave your questions/problems in the comments section of my posts- you can do it anonymously if your problem is scandalous or unsavoury and i will answer them in that section. i think its a pretty smart idea, and i am sure you all agree!!! anyways angels i am off to sleep now hope you are having a super weekend!!!!
laura

shocked X an infinity = instigation

2007-07-19T00:54:00.000-07:00

well i must admit i am shocked by the results of last posts poll, buster wins!!! and tobias gets zero votes!!!!!!!! i have to be neutral as the poll creator but i think i would have voted tobias out of pity hahahah but i think actually GOB is my fav (there was talk of boiling him into a bisque) and in other news jenny has practically become a new person in the two weeks she was away on tour, if you can believe your eyes and ears and mouth she has joined facebook!!!!! i nearly threw up in my mouth when i saw. good for her, although it does mean i will have to cross off facebook from her list of hates.... ummmm oh the phone just rang i wonder who it could be at this hour.... oh its just another floor missing a patient. i am at work by the way!!! and disliking every minute of it...except for the part where i am eating cookies hahahahh umm i did a little more packing today and even though i have packed like 6 boxes from my livingroom you cant really tell i have packed anything at all! and it was pouring rain today and i had to go get my dress fitted for jackies wedding....it should be good, it looks nice on. then i went to the blockbuster and kevin the possible devilworshiper/wolverine fanatic was there and there wasnt a single good movie to watch, then i went to the save on foods and got some more pitas (i am addicted to the pitas now and it is all your fault) and also some squash pasta and then i came home and watched some tv and looked at jennys pictures on facebook and watched the new episode of clark and michael, and it was especially adorab/hilarious and while i was on that site i noticed that george michael has a band too, how adorable is that little gem!!! anyways so i am looking forward to my daysleep because the kids are away so it should be pretty quiet then maybe me and jenny are going to do something later if she isnt working alllllllllllllllllllllright well i think i am going to watch the little mermaid on my ipod tonight but i hope you are all sleeping like little angelfishes and i will talk to you tomorrow. ps dont forget to vote on my new poll
laurius of mobius

return of the falconeer

2007-07-16T22:11:00.000-07:00

so i just returned from grocery shopping and per the poll i bought some pitas. i also got other stuff to make souvlakis!!!!!! and fudgesicles ahhahahaha anyways so thank you all for your decision making, i will think of you while i eat my pitas.....except mom and jenny who i know didnt vote for pitas ahhahahahahah so yesterday jaclyn and i had a pretty good afternoon, except for when her car didnt start and i was forced to be rude to this car boy, actually that part was a highlight for me ahahhahah anyways so i got some boxes at the staples and last night after work i starting doing a little packing, it turns out i have alot of stuff ahhahahahaha then this morning the little angel herself jenny was back from her awful tour which practically ruined my life. and we went to floyds and they fed us this grotesque tea which nearly made us sick and we were sitting in this dark little corner and our chairs may have had some body lice on them hahaha but it was good anyways. then i was dragged against my will into the value village but i saw a plate with jc and a lamb and also this computer game from like 1992 and it was locked up in this display case and cost 19.99!!!! and it was called coco does math or something like that, maybe they were selling it as an antique! anyways but mitts bought all these furnitures and they barely fit in the car and there was possibly some type of spider infestation then we took mitties to his house then we went to the sev and got slurpees and dips or dibs or nibs or whatever those ice creams are called and they were good then we went back to jennys and watched big love then we made tea and kraft dinner then we watched young and the restless and michael was drunk or somethign and the whole show didnt make any sense then oh yeah also today i may have got john the best birthday present ever!!!! and no its not used!!! it is soooo useful we counted and there were over 31 uses just off the top of our heads.. but he will have to wait one month to get it!!! or maybe even later until i come home from vernon!!!!!!!!! so then jenny took me to my house and i put on my work clothes then i went to work and i showed jenny around the place and then i worked and then i went to save on foods then i came home!!!! it was a very busy day!!!!! ok well i will put up a new poll dont forget to vote!!!
laura

devestatingly important news!!!!!!!!

2007-07-14T22:22:00.000-07:00

alright well i did some fun things today that i will tell you about in a minute but first i have very important news. i stumbled across this internet show tonight called "clark and michael" you all have to watch this show!!!!! (seriously, consider our friendship over if you dont watch) it stars george michael from arrested and he is aaaaaadorable/hilarious. the eps are really short, mostly like eight or ten minutes long but they are really funny and have guest appearances by some AD faves!!!! you should visit the site immediatly as soon as you are finished reading my blog www.clarkandmichael.com now as far as things i have done today, well jaclyn and i went to sidney for brunch and ate at this really hard to find restaurant that is in a hanger at the airport, there was one really terrifying waitress but other than that the food was good and cheap. then we went to sidney and wandered around downtown for a couple hours. it was really good, we went in to my new favourite store cameron rose and they had some really good sales then we went to this used book store that had some really weird old books then some other stores then we wanted to go see harry potter so we came back to victoria and went to silvercity and we were going to get tickets for the 410 show because it was just after three but it let me buy tickets for the 330 show so we thought it musnt be sold out! so we went into the theater and there were a ton of seats left for the 330 show even though there was a huge line of people waiting outside for the 410 show hahahhaha foolish people!! then we watched the show and it was really good except i had an aisle seat and the people infront of us brought this infant to the show and he was running up and down the stairs distracting me so i had to switch seats but there were these annoying loud talkers beside me and i was going to punch them in the throat but i didnt. anyways so that was good then i came home and did some baking and talked to mom and watch some internet tv and thats about it. tomorrow i have to work which should suck buuuutttttttt jenny returns tomorrow yay yay yay, it seems like an infinity since she has been gone! alright well friends i am off i will talk to you later.
princess angelface
PS dont forget to cast your vote in my new poll!!!!!!!!!

things this week

2007-07-13T23:09:00.001-07:00

hey. how are you? i had a pretty good week, i worked everyday but today. today jackie is back in town and we did some wedding stuff with her mom and grandma. we went to the michaels in langford and i was so good i didnt even get a single thing! then we went to this ladys house to pick something up for the wedding but she wasnt home and it was strange, then we went to some wedding stores in town and it was good and there was lots of neat things to look at and jackie got most of the stuff she needed. then we went to that oyster bar on yates for lunch but it has lots more than oysters hahahahah and it was really good i got a tofu dog with yam fries and regular fries and me and jackie split this spinach and feta salad which was really good too, except for things werent exactly like on the menu and i hated our waitress. so after that we went to chinatown to get some other wedding stuff and we went to all these asian stores but jackie got what she needed, then we went back out to langford to see that woman and she was home this time, then we went back into town and we were going to see a movie at silvercity but there were an infinty of people in line to see harry potter but then we thought maybe we would go to the roxy so we saw shrek three was playing and i already saw it but it was really good so i didnt mind seeing it again and then we went to mayfair and it was really good and norma had a strawberry muffin and tea then we went to the movies and jackie and i snuck in rootbeer slurpees from the macs and it was possibly the most delish slurpee ever!!!!! and we had popcorn too, and the movie was even better the second time! anyways then they dropped me off at home and then i talked to john then i talked to mom and dad and then i watched seinfeld then i am writing this then i am going to bed!!! and thats about all! i dont think i did anything else interesting. this weekend i need to get some boxes so i can start packing....perhaps a trip to the staples is in order!!!! alright well i will talk to you later
laura

2007-07-09T23:32:00.001-07:00

hello hello,
i am just back from seeing evan almighty with jaclyn. it was very religy so of course i loved it! i also worked tonight but just for a few hours. hmmm what else is new since friday... oh i went out again on saturday with jack and josh and the brothers and it was really good, we went downtown and i got a little sunburned but it was ok then we went to dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday then we went back to jasons and had spag and jackie put peppers and zucchini in and it was delish then we went to the ocean then i came home. oh i also got shoes for the wedding so that was good. sunday i didnt do too much i cleaned up a little then watched little miss sunshine then i had to go to work and it was mostly ok. then today i went downtown because i had to return something then go to the bay (i just did seven sneezes straight!) and i did and it was good then i came home and fussed about then i went to work and i ate two nectarines, i think they taste best when they are reaaaally ripe practically on the verge of being spolied... oh and the highlight of my day was getting a postcard from jenny, she got it on the ferry and it features the "queen of esquaimalt" and jenny put many blessings on the reverse!!!! sounds like the first thirty minutes of the tour were going fantastically! anyways so that was good and i talked to mom.... i am pretty sure i am not allowed to say what is going on there hahaha but she is having a really nice week. umm and thats about all. tomorrow morning i am going to go for a bikeride before it gets too hot. alright well hope you are all well, talk to you later.
m.laurius

2007-07-06T23:02:00.001-07:00

i cant believe i havent posted in like a week! at this rate i will never reach an infinity of posts before my 30th birthday!!! so i am for sure moving now, i have found a new place with grants help its near RJH and is really quite adorable, well i am sure it will be adorable once the landlords remove all the garbage that the last people left behind! and it has a pool!!! and its only one bus to jennys and one bus to work!!!! also this week i worked a couple of day shifts which i never do and it was alright. i was working with pretty good nurses. anyways after work today i went out with jackie and josh and jeff (joshs brother) we went shopping oh and i showed jackie my bridesmaid dress for her wedding and it looks nice and everything then we went back to joshs other brother jasons house and at sushi and watched some weird shows then we went to maddicks farm and played two rounds of minigolf and i practically didnt cheat at all and was very well behaved. then we went back to jasons and ate ice cream cake, oh and we had the honour of meeting the federal veterinarian, if thats not code for something unsavoury. then when i got home there was a message from my landlords saying they were going to show my suite tonight, which they already had because the message was from earlier but my place was a disaster because i quickly came home and changed and ran out to go with jack and josh, so there was laundry all over and it was just messy hahaha oh well, i had said it was ok to show it whenever i just forgot that they put the ad in the paper today hahahahahah anyways not the end of the world i suppose, it will be clean for tomorrow! ok well have a goood night and i will talk to you tomorrow. ps jenny comes home next week!!!!!
laura

meowsus christ suuuuperstar.

2007-07-02T23:16:00.000-07:00

john talking in code is forbidden on my blog. right now i have songs from jesus christ superstar stuck in my head thank you very much jenny and mitties!!!! today was pretty good, no new houses no work but i did go downtown with jenny and mits and i didnt spend a single penny!!! it took alll of my willpower, and jenny letting me wear her scarf all afternoon hahahh i looked mega mus, even uncle dave thinks so especially due to my glasses hahahahhah we also had dinner at AM's again tonight and it was delish as always and we had dilly bars and they were soooo good and mits was soooo cra-cra!!!! jenny is leaving for tour sooo soon and it is really going to ruin my life completely!!!! i hope she is happy about this. jackie is coming here this week so that will be fun and she will get to see what i am wearing to her wedding hahahah except the shoes, although i may have found some suitable shoes today but they might be too cas, we'll see. anyways what else is new hmmmmm oh hells kitchen was on tonight and it was really good i hate that melissa though she is such a meth addict!!!! i cant wait to move into my new place and make popcorn with my popcorn machine!!! does everyone remember how much i love popcorn? well its alot anyways hahahahah hmmm what else is up i guess not much, i hope tomorrow there will be some really nice places to look at but we'll see. ok well take care all and i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

ive got a fever, cabin fever that is!

2007-07-01T23:31:00.001-07:00

hi. how are you? i am fine. today i didnt work ahahhahaha but i did look for places online but i didnt find any hahah but i did forget to pay my rent until five minutes ago but i did pay it... anyways also today diana and i wrote the most stunningly poetic poem ever in the history of the universe on facebook then we decided to look online for any competitions we could enter it it but we couldnt really find any good ones so we did some intense chatting online, my name was francepants2000 and i was and ESLer from france and boy did i dislike the americans ahahahha and their french fry and war loving ways hahaha i was so clever that i cant even recall all the clever things i said but trust me it was possibly the most clever i have been in two days then i csed then i went to AMs for dinner and AC came and john brought the fam and we had spag and i was loving every minute of it then for desert we had dillybars with blueberries and strawberries on them and they were sooooo good and jenny and the infant drew like fifty billion pictures and jenny was drunk on wakefulness which made her extra clev. then after dinner i went with john and the fam to mount tolmie to watch the fireworks but it took like an infinity of time for them to start and this stupid woman with her dog sat right beside me and i was not pleased and this woman with this tray full of fine china sat beside elspeth and it was mega trechy but pretty good then it didnt take too long to go home so that was good then i saw that on facebook this horsefaced girl i went to school with posted the trampiest picture of herself and it was soooo funny and now i am going to cs a little then go to bed. well i think thats aabout all for today, i will be doing some severe house hunting this week so wish me luck!!!! alright talk to you later
larua

i am clev....trust me!

2007-06-29T23:00:00.000-07:00

nice try couz, i am subtracting 3 kitten paws and a crown for the vandalization of my blog. anyways enough about her....but more about her ahhahah today i went to jennys drum concert and it was fantastic!!! i especially liked the big drums and was practically playing them myself i was sitting so close to the stage!!! and the instructor had a mushroom cut, those of you who worked at staples may recall the companys stance on mushroom cuts.....actually i really wish i had a copy of that no mushroom cuts poster i plastered all over the staples when this kid with a mushroom cut started working there hahahah good times hahahahah anyways so the concert was good then i went back to jennys and csed until she came home then we went and got wayne/mitties=watties oh and jennys friend whom shall remain nameless was there too and we went to the jj morgan family (elderly) restaurant and it was really good and cheap and i had a delish milkshake and gave a wonderful lecture about wilderness safety, oh and by the way i was hilarious today!!!! trust me i was sooooo funny and clever, possibly the most clev i have ever been....or jj drugged my milkshake either way it was good times for all. then we went to the video store but we didnt get a movie but then we stopped at jennys friends house and got honey i shrunk the kids and we watched that and csed but jenny fastforwarded the part where the ant meets its trechy demise!!! then jenny had to to to stupid rehersal so we dropped off whats his face then got slurpees and they were soooo good then i came home and i talked to mom and dad then i had a headache but then it went away after tea then i watched some eps of arrested and csed now i am going to go to bed. and thats about all i did today but it was pretty fun indeed!!! ok well thats about all hopefully you all had fun days too, especially john the infant bird saver!!! way to put aside your career as a communist to save some adorab birds!!!!!! five kitten pawprints and a crown and a unicorn for john!!!! ok talk to you later
mobius laurius

meowcifer

2007-06-28T23:27:00.000-07:00

hey. i have a headache today, i think maybe from all the csing or something. anyways today was pretty good despite my feeling ill. i went out to sidney with moira and we went to some really neat stores there but i was really good, even though i could have spent an infinity of dollars in some of the stores hahahha then we had lunch and it was good and it was nice to see moira again then i came home and i was exhausted so i had a nap then i was just going to have a quiet night but then jaclyn called to see if i wanted to go to langford to get fish food with her and i said ok so we went out there and i got a fish food ring because they didnt have any in stock the last time i was there and we saw the cats that were for adoption and i wanted to adopt all of them!!!! then we went to the michaels because i lost my colour code for my cs and so we went and jaclyn opened another one with her sharp talons and i copied out the numbers, and i got a magnet that says blessed!!!! then we ended up at the superstore unfortunately but i was pretty good there too and really just got some grosh. and thats about all i did today hahahah tomorrow i think i am going to jennys drum concert at uvic even though mitties cant go and john is having some meeting with the prime minister of giving kids computers or something. anyways hopefully i will be able to trech my way to the recital all by myself! oh tonight i told my landlords i am moving too, they took it pretty well so thats good. well i guess thats all thats new today i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

practically nothing

2007-06-27T23:07:00.001-07:00

i forgot to post yesterday! and i nearly forgot today too!!! oops well thats mostly because i have done next to nothing ahahhaa i did some mild cleaning of my house and watched some tv and some roseanne that i downloaded and thats about all! oh and i have done alot of csing and looking for places online and such. last night jaclyn and i went to the walmart it was pretty ok they didnt have the triscuits i wanted but that was ok i got the square ones anyways i have been eating them with peanut butter and loving every minute of it hahahahah last night i had this mega trechy dream that i was at this really tall hosp and i was eating lunch outside with some of the girls from school and all these people were jumping off the roof but it turned out they didnt jump the guard rail just broke and they fell, and there was all this blood on the ground and i was in bare feet so i had to jump over it hahahaha it was bizarre!!!! moira and i might be going out to sidney tomorrow if i am not called in, which should be nice since ihavent seen her in an infinity of days!!! oh tonight for dinner there wasnt anything delish in my whole house to eat but then i remembered i had eggs and i could make crepes so i look online for a recipe because i didnt like the one i had and i found one and it was delish!!!! and nutrish!!!! anyways so i was pleased with that then tonight i just watched top model and thats about all well i dont think i have too much more to say hopefully tomorrow i will do something interesting hahaha alright talk to you later
laura

hh then hk

2007-06-25T22:46:00.001-07:00

hey again. i didnt work today but i did do some cleaning of my house...i got rid of the plant that had been above my fridge and dead for two years, and some of the old food from my cupboards and some bathroom stuff- i am starting the pre move purge! other than that i did some csing and thats about all, oh i went to look at that apartment on fort with jaclyn-the apartment itself was actually quite cute however it was on the bottom floor and it had these weird ceiling fans and it generally just wasnt ideal. plus the guy showing it was soooo strange and his son was strange too, it was very weird hahah then we went back to jaclyns and watched boring tv until hells kitchen came on and it was fantastic as always and thats about all ahhahahahah tomorrow i hope i will go to work but if not i am going to continue cleaning my place out and maybe give my notice hahahahhahah yesterday mitties gave me these ear plugs that he randomly had in his pocket and i slept with them in and it was much better, i could hardly hear any noise this morning so i think i am going to continue sleeping with them in, except i heard knocking at a door and it though it was mine but it wasnt ahhahahah oh also today i was obsessed with looking for places online it was mega tretchy there wasnt any good ones!!! oh and i also scanned these pictures jenny had one of her and katie from when they were like two and the other from 1988 of the whole fam, its mega adorab!!!!!! alright well i think thats about all thats new hopefully there will be some really great places tomorrow!!! goodnite
laura

Falconized!!!!

2007-06-24T14:09:00.000-07:00

hey gems
alright alright i know i havent posted for an infinty of days but i was away!!! on thursday grant and i went to vancouver to meet mom and dad, we took the one ferry and it was pretty good and we were going to take the pcl but grant thought it would be a good idea to take the city bus because it was cheaper, so i agreed to that but it turns out the city bus is an infinity of hours to get downtown!!! but it was ok anyways then we went to the hotel to check in and had a fight with the non falco at the front desk because he didnt want to let me and grant check in before our parents came even though dad called to tell them we were going to be there early. anyways so the nonfalco eventually let us up then we dropped off our bags and went shopping and it was good then we thought moms flight was delayed but it wasnt and they were at the hotel by the time we got finished shopping . then we ate some supper and i had a slurpee because there was a 7-11 across the street from the hotel, then we got ready and went to the roger waters concert at gm place and it was really really good except for the part where mom dumped pop all down my leg and into my shoes then told me to "take a chill pill" ahhahaha and grant dumped beer all over himself and dad spilled a pepsi in the hotel room so really i was the only tidy one of the bunch!!!!! after the concert, even though i was soooo sober and grant was absolutely not mom and dad decided it would be a good idea to follow him back to the hotel instead of me, needless to say i was right adn they were wrong and it was this total urban hike in the middle of night through this mega trechy part of town ahha but we made it ok.
then on friday we ate a delish breakfast and i had eggwhites and hashbrowns and toast and tea then we went to metrotown and went shopping and i got some really fantastic things, then grant went back to victoria then me and mom went shopping some more then me and katie went out for dinner and it was really good but our waitress was some type of demon and there was a prostitute working as the hostess at moxies but anyways it was good and i liked katies purse so much i got one for myself yesterday hahahah
then on friday night i plugged the toilet so in the morning i had to pee so i went downstairs to the front desk and i was like our toilets plugged, is there one down here and falco was like there is a changeroom but i dont know if it has a shower and i was like i dont need a shower i need a toilet and he was like its a womans changeroom so i have never been in there i dont know if it has a shower and i was like dammit falco!!!! where is this f-ing changroom. so then i went pee then i went back up to the hotel room and then later mom and dad were falconized then we went to ikea and mom and dad got things but i was really good then i was going to take the 12 ferry home so mom and dad dropped me off at the ferry at 1130ish but there wasnt a ferry until one so i had to wait!!!!!!!!!!!! but it was ok and then after the ferry i took the city bus again and it took an hour to get to my house and i was soooo annoyed but
then yesterday was JENNYS BIRTHDAY!!!!! so we went out for dinner to the canoe club and wayne and john and elspeth came and it was really delish and this guy called me back about this apartment i called about and he wouldnt shut up he talked for like an infinity of hours straight!!!! then we got andy and went to video stop to find a movie and we got dont tell mom the babysitters dead and then in the for sale videos bin guess what we found.....three men and a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 1.99 only!!!!! so i got it and it should be as good as i remember. anyways so we watched dtmtbd then we were exhausted and my lungs were full of thelma fur so we came home and i went to sleep and this morning i woke up at one and i had a shower and then today i am going back to am's for jennys bd dinner!!!!!! so i had a really good time while i was away from the blog but i practically missed you all terribly hahahhahahha ok talk to you later.
laura

bikes and such

2007-06-19T23:28:00.001-07:00

hey, i nearly forgot to post today ahhahah i dont really have alot to say anyways but here it is!!!! last night me and this lady i work with rode bikes to work, it was really nice actually, well earlier in the afternoon i had gone out to get a bike light at the walmart and i did and it said like easy assemble or something so that was ok oh and i got a jesusfish sticker for the back ahah but its small and hardly noticeable. anyways so i got home and it took me an hour to get the batteries into the stupid light hahahaha seriously my hands still hurt from it ahhaha but they are really nice lights, they have several different settings and they are easily removable so no one will steal them while they are at the bike rack. alright well anyways so we rode bikes and we met at tillicum and rode and it was kind of dark but not too bad with the lights and it took us about twenty minutes and there was only one hill at the end that was bad but the rest was ok and the lady i was riding with had a sheepskin seat cover and a gel pad underneath it- i need one of those!!!! anyways so then work was ok and i did some csing and stuff then in the morning we rode home and it was pretty much ok except towards the end i was really tired and i practically didnt make it home hahahah but it was super nice and everything so that was good. then i had an ok daysleep but i got like an infinity of phone calls during the day so i was woken up like every half hour then i got up and watched some tv then i fell back asleep then i woke up again and went to the save on for some grosh and then i came home and jaclyn came and got me and we went to her house and watched hells kitchen from last night - i hate aaron!!!! then we were really tired so i came home and i have just been csing and i talked to jenny for a bit and thats about all.....i guess i did have a bit to say hahah anyways sleep well, talk to you tomorrow
laura

attn all: jenny and i are expecting!!! and its going to be an orph!

2007-06-18T03:31:00.000-07:00

hello. i am at work right now, its pretty ok. last evening i had to work too and after work jaclyn picked me up and we watched ladybugs at her house and it was awful!!!! rodney dangerfield is the most annoying person ever created by the lord!!! the whole movie is these terrible one liners that mostly dont even make any sense!!! anyways but we ate more pancakes so that was good. then today jenny came and got me and mitties was there!!!! and he brought me the most delightful upside down hand from jerusalem- practically of the lords own making!!! and its so fantastic and its a mag and i gave it a very prominent place on my fridge. ummmm then me and jenny went to AM's and we ate some nanaimo bars and watched three men and a little lady and jenny cs-ed then we ate the most delish meal ever, it had these really good potatoes and salad and carrots and asparagus and apple pie for desert. but there was this spider on the ceiling and it was trying to ruin my life so then jenny and uncle dave got it down and put it outside, even though i think it should have died. anyways then we were going to get our foster orph today but they dont sell(?) them on sundays...but we decided to go with christian childrens fund because more money goes directly to the children. ummm what else oh my bike is home!!!! jenny strapped it in to the car and we brought it to my house so tomorrow i am going to go get some lights for it then i am going to ride to work tomorrow night with this lady i work with, so that should be good. hmmmm what else what else oh its the start of jennys birthfest by the way and i am going to vancouver this week so that should be fun. alright well i better get cs-ing...i gave up on the flesh and i have gone back to the scarf hahahah ok have a good day talk to you later
laura

dammit jimmy

2007-06-16T00:44:00.000-07:00

hey all. so i set my alarm this morning so that i would have time to watch the wizard before i went to work, and i am sure glad i did. the wizard was even better than i had ever imagined/remembered. i was totally enthralled for a full hour and forty minutes. well actually at first there was a bit of excitement because i thought the tape didnt work because i got fuzz when i turned it on but then i realized that some unkind person had not rewound the tape to the beginning so once i did that it was fine. i also ate some of the carrot cake and tea pancakes that jaclyn made yesterday and they were delish. then i went to work and it was ok but kind of busy, and then i came home and jenny and i looked online to find a foster orph to sponsor and jenny called world vision and we can share the payments on one so it will be less per month, all of you should consider getting one, its the christ like thing to do!!! what else what else oh a certain mitten is back home yay!!!!! oh and i did a bit of apartment shopping online today, not much was new, ummm i feel like other than that i dont have much to say at all hahahahha i did have to deal with big glasses lady at the tim hortens at the hosp today and she was useless to say the least, anyways i am working tomorrow evening too but on rehab this time so hopefully it will be good too. alright well have a good sleep all, talk to you tomorrow
~princess AF

xanavision- latin for "house of many blessings"

2007-06-14T23:34:00.000-07:00

hi. i am feeling quite a bit better today thanks for asking. i got up at a reasonable hour then watched the rest of the tudors then cleaned my bathroom then grant came over to borrow my vacuum but then the really interesting part of my day began when jaclyn and i decided we were going to do something, and she felt like baking and i felt like watching crap movies so we decided those two went well together so we went to the thriftys at broadmead and got the ingreds then to the xanavision which pretty much has the best movie selection ever, and we were looking through the old vhs movies and found ladybugs, that awful one with the late jonathan brandis (1976-2003) in it and we were going to rent that one but i also had this craving to watch this other movie that i couldnt remember the name of but i thought it had fred savage from the wonder years in it (it doesnt for the record) but i remembered his arms being out and him sitting in a chair and also that he had to go to the hospital and jaclyn was saying she wanted to see this one with this little alien that wasnt ET in it and after about twenty minutes we figured out we were talking about the same movie but we didnt know the title so jaclyn called her mom and even with the awful description her mom guessed that it was called the navigator which was pretty remarkable, then i remembered that the full title is the flight of the navigator and we looked all through the movies and couldnt find it but we asked the girl to check and they did have it but it was filed under adventure rather than family (even though its a disney movie) but then we noticed that you can buy any vhs that is on the shelf she jaclyn got that one and i got three men and a little lady and the wizard- do any of you remember that incredibly fantastic movie staring fred savage? the one where they are going to the video game convention thing and the boy carries around this lunch box and his twin is dead? i have also had a craving to see that movie for quite some time anyways so we stopped at the mcdonalds and got a bit of dinner then went back to jaclyns and jaclyn made carrot cake with cream cheese icing and these adorab little lemon tea cakes which are super good too, i mostly just watched the movie, except for when i grated the carrots hahahahah anyways i think thats about all i did today, i have to work tomorrow afternoon but i will probably write when i get home. hope you are all well
laura

im sick!!!!

2007-06-13T22:50:00.001-07:00

dev news all, i am sick..again!!! i spent pretty much all day sleeping except for when i went to go to the save on foods for some grosh. actually i had the most unpleasant experience at the tim hortens. the one at save on foods has these steps you have to walk down to access the front door from blanchard, except for almost everytime i go one of the trashy employees is smoking on those steps, and you have to walk right through the smoke to get inside. so i went in and i said to the manager that she should tell her staff not to smoke there because it is disgusting!!!!! and i could tell she was pretty much useless so i am sure they wont stop but still, i think i am going to write a letter to their head office regarding the incompetence at that location. then i went to the save on and it was ok except they didnt have spanas and i really wanted some and i forgot to get ice cream....and i hate their produce. but anyways i came home and watched more of the tudors which really isnt as good as it is addicting. then i fell asleep for a few hours then i woke up and talked to mom and dad and looked for houses then i watched top model and it was ok (that show is soooo much better without tyra!) then i ate some brie and now i am going to maybe watch some tudors and go to bed....and i think thats all hahahaha but please remember to feel sorry for me because i am so sick and miserable. alright gems talk to you tomorrow!
laura

for the price of a cup of tea

2007-06-12T20:35:00.000-07:00

hello. how are you? i am fine. today was pretty boring. i slept in then i watched big love which i had downloaded and it was good, then i cleaned up my place and then somehow it was already dinner time and i had leftover chinese from last night, the place we ate at had all these different veggie chinese dishes they were soooo good! anyways so i ate that then i was going to go to the movie store but i got about 3 steps out my door and it started pouring so i decided against that idea so i just was watching the tudors and thats about it! there isnt anything goood on tv tonight unfortunatley. the only exciting thing about today was that kurt from vernon mailed me a really terrific cd and it came today so i have been listening to it while i clean and so on. my allergies were slightly better today so that was good too. hmmm what else is new oh i forgot to mention yesterday that jenny and i are getting an african foster child, we are sharing her- for less than half a cup of coffee a day! and we dont even drink coffee! we dont have any details yet but we are pretty sure we are going to be the best foster couz mothers ever!!! anyways i think thats about all for today, like i said i didnt do much ahahhahah alright well i hope you all are doing well, i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

dev news

2007-06-11T21:53:00.000-07:00

hey gems, i know it has been a while but i have been in a very bad mood. i worked on saturday night and it was ok and i was working with good nurses and everything and then in the morning i walked home because i missed the bus by one second but it was ok because i didnt eat my lunch during the night so i ate it on the way home but then i did not have a good daysleep whatsoever. it was sooo noisy in the house that i couldnt fall asleep and i was awake practically all day then i went to auntie mo's but i didnt have my inhaler and thelmas fur got into my lungs and i was soooo cranky and tired that i had to call in sick for work. then i ate a charleston chew and watched some epps of arrested and i felt a bit better. then this morning i went out for lunch and shopping a little with jackie and josh who were in town doing trackshoes, and it was really fun and nice to see them, even if it meant shaming myself by riding in the noisy car ahhahah anyways but they had to go home today so we only saw eachother for a bit, then i came home and napped then i talked to mom and decided i am moving out of this place on august first. so that should be interesting, (if any of you know of an adorable one bedroom that is inexpensive and on the 14 or 22 busline let me know!!) then i told jaclyn and she said she would help me look for a place then we ate chinese food and watched knocked up even though we ended up missing hells kitchen but we can just watch both eps next week, anyways the show was pretty funny but really long and the theater didnt have any good treats! then we drove around a bit looking at different areas to live in then we came home and now i am writing for the blog hahhaahh i am glad to hear you were missing it terribly over the weekend, i wont let it happen again practically hahah alright well i wonder if jenny is the proud owner of an unsafe, accident waiting to happen van hmmmmm. ok gems have a good sleep i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

cream of what?

2007-06-08T20:56:00.000-07:00

hey all. how are you? i am pretty good. jenny and i just went for supper where we made a huge mistake and ended up eating at the med grill, which has a really terrible menu. we ordered these polenta fries which are not anything like french fries for the record. they were so gross, like deep fried cream of wheat or something, anyways we couldnt bare to eat them and we didnt want to be rude so jenny got this brilliant idea to wrap them in paper towel then put them in her bag and dispose of them outside, even though my vote was that she fill her pockets with them, go to the bathroom and flush them down the pot. anyways so she went to the bathroom to get paper towels while i mashed one around on my plate to make it look like i was eating it, but the girls bathroom didnt have a working paper towel dispenser so she tried the mens and theirs didnt either so she had to take toilet paper, so she came back to the table and sneakily put all the gross polenta vomits into her bag and it was super funny, then we ordered pasta and it was just ok, but the cokes were really good!!! then we left the restaurant and we didnt leave a good tip because our waiter was pretty annoying and kept bragging about his specialized palate. then we dropped the polenta fries in the waste bin outside and then, because we were close to kegans house we dropped off jennys leftovers for him. then we were going to mayfair mall but jenny needed to put some money in the bank so she stopped at the bank of montreal but she stopped in this no parking zone and left me in the car to fend for myself!!! but she was really speedy, like pretty much the most fastest ever so it was ok. then we went to the mall and shopped around and we both got stuff from la senza so it didnt really count, then jenny went to rehearsal and then i came home and checked my facebook and now i am writing this! then after rehearsal jenny and i might rent three men and a baby or little lady if we can find them! and thats about all! for this morning i was fascinated by this paris hilton nonsense i must admit- so scandalous!!!! i didnt really do much, i ate some ice cream in the afternoon and finished off the chocolate sauce and the ice cream at the same time which was good hmmm then i think thats about all hahahah well i hope you are all having exciting nights i will talk to you tomorrow!
mobius laurius

coug bites

2007-06-07T22:26:00.001-07:00

good evening gems.
long time no talk....practically. i think i need to become fluent in french, has anyone else noticed that the french channel (3) has all the best shows? it has old er, the practice and today they showed three men and a little lady....and everyone knows how much i love that movie hahaha actually i could watch it even in french and understand most of it just because i have seen it so many times ahhaha today i didnt do too much, i spent most of today relaxing and enjoying my time off then i went for dinner with a friend from highschool that is now living here, and guess how we re-met FACEBOOK! thats right jenny see how it brings people together, think of all the people that you could possibly be doing fun stuff with and you will never get the chance all because of your facebook boycott. but enough about facebook, anyways dinner was delish, we went to the moxies downtown and i had this mushroom cheese tomato peppery bread thing which was really good, and fries with plum sauce and a gingerale and it was a super fun time. ummmm what else is new today well not much really, my allergies are mildly better today so thats good other than that everything is pretty much the same, tomorrow is payday blessings to jesus, so i think i will run some errands and probably return my movies and get some more or something. well i think thats about all i hope you all sleep well i will talk to you tomorrow.
laura

stuff i said

2007-06-06T22:19:00.000-07:00

hello.
today was pretty boring so i dont have alot to say. i woke up at an ok hour because moira called and we gossiped for an hour or so, then after being up for a couple hours i decided i was too tired to function so i went back to bed until three hahahahahah then i went out to the mall for a bit, but then i wanted to go to the downtown mall but it closes at six! what kind of mall closes at six in the afternoon? but at least the gap was open so it wasnt a complete waste of time going downtown. then i pretty much just came home and made a burrito and then watched some crap tv. jackie is coming to victoria this weekend so that should be nice, maybe i will show her the moh dress i am wearing to her wedding if we have time... i got a knitting/yarn catalogue in the mail today and it has this really neat sweater in it but its knit lace and i dont know how to do lace, i might have to ask leone since she is the knitting pro hahahaha i havent done any cs in practically an infinity of days, i am just so fatigued by this awful skin tone nonsense- i guess thats my punishment for csing mother theresas face hahahahahahahaha. anyways i have some mending to do so i am going to do that then i am going to have a dish of ice cream. i hope all is well with you, talk to you tomorrow.
laura

L-A-U-R-A ... laura - which song is this from- winner gets a prize

2007-06-05T23:48:00.000-07:00

fourteen hours /daysleep= how much i worked today. and i am not even exhausted! actually i feel like i am under the influence of some illegal street drugs or something so maybe i am past exhaustion. or it could be because i had caffeinated tea at work today either way i am feeling great and actually looking forward to my nightsleep!!! today i had a pretty good daysleep but i woke up early but that was ok because i wasnt working overnight tonight, then i talked to diana and we went on facebook of course and also looked for condos for her to buy, because she is such an adult...practically hahahahah then i got called in to work and i said yeah i will come in because it was just sitting with this restrained patient all evening so i figured i could read my book but then i got there and he was on isolation so i couldnt bring my book in the room so i took the newspaper and some mags from the lunch room and pretty much just read and did some cross word puzzles, oh and it worked out good too because i forgot my lunch in the fridge on neuro yesterday so i just went over there and got my lunch today... i am kind of hungry now though so maybe i will have a little midnight snack before bed hahahahha oh also while i was getting ready for work i watched hells kitchen and the beginning was just as good as the end ummm so i still have that burn mark from my flat iron right on my forehead, its very dev for me of course as i am sooooo into my appearance ahahha actually it just hurts and for some reason i keep scratching it by accident and my nails are really sharp!!!!! i dont think i have ever even scratched my forehead before this in my entire life its just because the burn is there...actually it kind of looks like a potato oven burn from wendys hahaha but i didnt put my head in the oven and grill my face on the rack, that i know of!!! hmmm what else is new, oh it was really cold tonight it felt like february 19th all over again ahhahaha oh and ultra dev news everyone jaclyn broke up with her long time, ultra serious boyfriend (practically fiance) its very emosh for her so dont mention it if you see her...for blessed sakes i think thats about all i have to say for tonight i hope you all have sweet dreams of chocolate jesus and christ centered ice cream cake, i will talk to you tomorrow.
lady l.

i appreciate your time....

2007-06-05T01:36:00.001-07:00

heyyyyyyyyy!!!! i am super excited because it is the last night of my set, although i may get called in tomorrow...but for now i have tomorrow off and i am going to sleep then watch movies then watch some hells kitchen because i missed the beginning but i did see the end and it was sensational!!!! i love gordon ramsey hahahah anyways then maybe i will go grocery shopping for some veg and return my x-mens and maybe stop in at mayfair.....we'll see, more than likely i will just stay home hahahha my daysleep was really good today but i dont remember my dreams at all then i got up and talked to jenny then i was on facebook ahahha surprise surprise then jaclyn and i went to the mart then for supper and then for a drive and we were trying to find this place and we never ended up finding it but we drove around oak bay and rockland and picked out our future mans.. ummmm then i came home and i talked to mom and dad and then i talked to diana and kind of bob ahahhah anyways then i got dressed and came to work and now i am working and eating baked lays because luciana brought a whole bag in and they are mega addicting!!!!! my allergies are betterish today mostly i am just still itchy but i think i am on the mend thank goodness!!!! i still have a few more things to do tonight but mostly i will just chat with the girls and maybe read some of my book because i forgot my cs. ummm i think thats about all, i dont really have much else to say oh except i totally thought i was going to be mauled by this dog on my way to work tonight but it turned out to be some toy breed miniature dog with a very loud bark hahahah and it was on a leash ahhahah but i jumped like 20 feet when it barked at me!!! ok well i hope you are all sleeping well i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

the million dollar pill

2007-06-04T04:06:00.000-07:00

hello again, i am at work, its been a pretty slow night but i am going to be really busy starting at 6 so i have to conserve my energy. yesterday i walked home from work because i forgot my buspass and i thought well i will get a tea from the TH to drink on the way home but then i got all the way down there and i realised that i didnt have my wallet hahahah very foolish of me! so i walked home and it was really nice out and i was thinking i am going to do this everyday until i got about threee blocks from my house then i suddenly became so tired i wanted to sleep on the pavement, but i made it home and the house was quiet but hot so i thought i would turn on the fan but i hadnt used the fan since last summer and it was covered in dust but i used it anyways and i slept with it on and it was good but when i woke up i was having the worst allergy attack and my eyes got all swooley and my throat got all itchy and i was stuffy and my eyes were itchy and actually they are still itchy and kind of blurry anyways but i think it was the result of all the dust from the fan, and the pollen from the walk. in my dream yesterday i won the lottery and i won 1.47million dollars, well actually that was my cut of the money because i was splitting it with my neighbour, but the lottery ticket was this tiny pill and i could barely read the numbers and i was worried that if i got it wet the numbers would wear off so i thought it would be a good idea to put it in the toaster but it was so little that it got lost in the toaster and i had to shake it so it would come out. anyways then we were going to drive to kamloops to collect our winnings and i knew that after i paid off my student loans i would have very little money left so i wasnt sure how i was going to pay for my ride back to victoria, but they i woke up so i never did find out how i got home ahhahah tonight it looked like it was going to pour rain and it started to drip on me just as i was coming here but its supposed to rain all day today or something like that, i hope its not too bad!! well i dont know that i have anything else to say about today, i did watch canadas next top model and found it very annoying/addicting but thats about all. anyways i hope you all have a good day, i will talk to you later.
laura

sometimes i am annoyed, like tonight

2007-06-03T01:33:00.000-07:00

hello from the hosp... i am working on neuro tonight, actually for the next three nights, it should be good. today i got up at a pretty decent hour, i think tenish then i decided i wanted to see all three X-men movies today, mostly because one was on tv the other day and i only saw a few minutes of it hahahah so i went to the blockbuster and kevin/lance/wolverine was not working thank goodness and i could not find the movies anywhere so i had to ask and they are listed under sci fi, now why would just these movies be under sci fi when all the other comic movies are listed under action? i was going to say something but i just bit my tongue hahahahah then i needed something delish to eat during the movie so i went to the save on foods and got some goodies and some delish cheese bread of which i have eaten half the loaf already ahahah then i came home and i was watching the first movie then i was tired so i had a daysleep until five then i finished that movie then katie called and i talked to her for a while then i talked to mom and dad then i watched the second movie while i was getting ready for work and i burned my head on my flat iron ahahhah then i went to catch the bus but when i got to the stop i realised i forgot my wallet oh and there was this guy at the corner yelling "brendaaaaaa" and he was like do you know where the tunnel is and i was like no, even though i know exactly where the tunnel is ahhahaha anyways so i got on the bus and i said to the driver look i forgot my pass i am just going to the hosp can i just swipe it twice tomorrow and he said i dont think that works but i will take you anyways so then i got to the hosp and made some tea and ate some havarti and checked my charts and ate some cheesebread and drank some orange juice and now i am on the computer... but i am not happy about having to walk home in the morning because there is no way i am going all the way downtown on the bus and not being able to have a mushroom soup hot chocolate before i go home!!!! oh well hopefully it will be glorious tomorrow morning and hopefully jennys recitals go well and she gets that paper finished!!!!! then we have a delish meal then i come back to work. alright well i hope youre all doing well i will talk to you tomorrow night.
sincerely, princess angelface

full orange moon=devil worship!!!!

2007-06-02T00:05:00.001-07:00

hello gems,
beware the moon is very menacing tonight!!!! so i was called in to work this morning right when i was in the middle of this dream where i forget to give pills to all my patients because i am busy on facebook hahahahah sounds about right!!! so anyways i had a grilled cheese sandwich for brunch it was really delish then i drank an ice tea juice box then i watched some tv and facebooked and then i got ready and went to work and i had to leave early because its june now so i had to pay my rent and get a new buspass oh and i totally forgot about stupid student loans so now i am extra broke too. anyways so i went to the sev and i got a buspass and also a slurpee and it was delish because it was sooooo hot and i got to work and it was soooooo busy like the most busiest i have ever seen it, because i was on ortho but i was working with this adorable scottish nurse so it was pretty good and my back hurts now though from lifting all those silly little elderlys!!!! i also had a mack toffee, you know the one you have to crack up into little pieces? well they sell them at the cafeteria and they are so delish but i always worry they will pull a filling out because they are so chewy!!! anyways so i am back home now and the house is alll quiet!!!! i am thinking of having some crackers and cheese because i am pretty hungry and i kind of have a headache, i start my set of nights tomorrow so hopefully i will be able to get some serious cross stitching in!!!! alright well i am going to mess about on facebook then get a snack then go to bed but i hope you all sleep well and i will talk to you tomorrow....probably from work!!!!
laura

panop this icon!!!!!

2007-05-31T19:12:00.000-07:00

te amo mon petit panopticons!!!!
how was your blessed day? mine was pretty good. grant called this morning and woke me up so i got out of bed at a decent time, then i watched some tv then diana called and we spent the next two hours on facebook messing about, it was pretty much fantastic, im sure we made loads of new friends !!!! then my neighbours annoying girlfriend was home and i could hear her so i decided to go for a walk and ended up at the winners but i was really good and didnt buy anything but then i ended up on the bus going downtown and i shopped around a bit and didnt really get anything then i came home....and now pierre has friends over...again. ok this is my question; how small must alll of his friends places be if they are hanging out here? his place is smaller than mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am infuriated hmmm
what else is new oh i discovered my blog has a secret admirer and i am very excited about it, i will give you a clue..its practically jenny.. but i am not related in any way to this pseudo couz. i cant believe there isnt anything good on tv for the whole summer, except hells kitchen starting monday. what on earth am i going to do with my time? also what do i want for dinner? i was thinking of some type of mushroom alfredo or somthing im not sure. last night i had spanakopitas and they were delish. i could really go for an ice tea thank gosh i stocked up last week!!!!
everyone guess what, i have the most potentially dev news ever.....mitties was in a car accident!!! he is ok though, and no john it wasnt his fault hahahah this is how it happened; he was riding his bike throughout the town (of ottawa) and he was wearing all the appropriate safety equipment, and he saw a train coming perpendicular to where he was, but he thought "hey i can beat this train its probably only going like 28 miles per hour and i can peddle up to 100 miles per hour...easy" so he peddled as fast as his legs could take him but then at the last minute, just as he was crossing the track the chain on his bike came loose and got stuck in the tracks and when he bent down to loosen it, his helmet got stuck in the track but he had done some accident prevention training while he was riding bikes in jerusalem so he pretty much knew what to do, he layed flat against the tracks and the train went right over him.....but then a car came and drove over him!!! but he was wearing a bullet proof vest so he didnt get hurt and it turns out the driver of the car was a bike repairman so he freed mitties from the tracks then mitties got money from the govenment for being a victim. overall it was very tretchy!!! if it wasnt for this very blog he could have been injured much worse!!!!
jenny has been so blessed busy with school, i am pretty sure she should quit while she is ahead as they say but we might do something tomorrow night if her busy schedule allows. well i think thats about all i have to say for now, we will talk more tomorrow
mobius laurius

liberated much?

2007-05-30T21:42:00.001-07:00

hello!!!
good news i am feeling much better. after my post yesterday jaclyn called to see if i wanted to tennis so i said yes but then we drove all over the blessed city and could not find an open court, so we went grocery shopping instead. oh and we stopped in at staples to see don, our old boss, he was hilarious as always hahahahha anyways so that was good and i was feeling a little better after that but then last night i couldnt get to sleep again!!!! it was so annoying finally at three i took a gravol and that made me sleep but i slept until one in the afternoon ahhahaha then i decided i wanted to go to the winners, but the one in langford is better because it has a homesense attached to it so i was going to that one and it was good but it was so blessed hot and i had to ride the bus with all the langford people. then i went to winners and it was good i got a yellow summer sweater and shorts for under my dresses and loose tea, but when i got home i realised the stupid girl didnt even charge me for the tea!!! oh well a special treat for me for being such a good customer i guess hahahahah then i had some supper and i talked to mom and dad and then jaclyn and i tried to tennis again and this time we found a court!! it was right beside her house and there was no one else there!!! we did have to overcome several obstacles that were affecting our play. but other than that it was good. then we watched the end of look who's talking two (we watched one last night) it was not nearly as good as we remembered from our childhoods hahahah there were some really great sexist and politically incorrect comments in there though ahahhaha i havent been called in in a few days but i do work this weekend so that should be ok. well i guess thats it about today, hope all is well with everyone, talk to you later.
laura

from my deathbed.....practically

2007-05-29T16:16:00.000-07:00

dev news everyone, i have taken ill. i am just getting out of my pj's now and i didnt even work last night ahhah infact i slept all day yesterday, all night then most of today too, i am exhausted from all my sleeping!!! i may have to venture out (hence my getting out of my pj's) to get some tea milk as i am out and cannot be sick without tea!!! and my throat is scratchy and my head hurts.
last night jaclyn and i saw pirates it was pretty much fantastic but very long and confusing, i got the kids meal to prevent the popcorn overeating and subsequent sickness that resulted from getting the large refillable popcorn last time ahhahahah we also went to the superstore and bought hardly anything!!! i got a new cordless phone though because my old one only held the charge for about five minutes ahahhah and this new one has call display which my old one didnt and it was only seventeen dollars.
i am so fed up with the dark flesh colour on my cross stitch, i am going to start at the nose and work my way back towards the ear just because i have had it with that f-ing flesh!!!!!! i have had to redo it like infinity number of times. panopticon panopticon- i cant believe that leopard wrestling, and in Jerusalem are we sure it wasnt mitties being wrestled while wearing a leopard shirt? jenny i am so disturbed by your dream that i gave up the blog and got a purse, i actually had a dream about other couz and she was such a b-word hahahahah and my dad made all of these apple crisps and said i couldnt have any but i looked in the fridge and there was a bite taken out of one of them so i ate the rest of it because i thought it would look less suspicious if a whole crisp was gone rather than just one bite...even though i wasnt the one that ate the bite in the first place
by the way i figured out that line without any help from any of you. it was actually said by dwight on the office and the line is "it has to be official and it has to be urine" from the ep where the marijuana is found outside the building hahahaha alright well i am off to get tea milk...and maybe ice cream!!!! take care gems
lady laura

polyanthus please

2007-05-28T02:46:00.001-07:00

hey, how are you? i am at the hosp...again. tonight is the last night of my set though so thats nice... today was nice. this lady i work with gave me a ride home this morning so i didnt have to deal with the miserable sunday buses. then i had a really fantastic daysleep, i had this weird dream that i picked up this baby and it was so heavy i nearly dropped it but then i caught it by the head..and i was going to move into this new suite that was really big and had hard wood floors (at 3 am mad about you comes on and last night was showing them buying a new place with hard wood floors..) and the place was already furnished and it looked like out of a fancy design magazine and i was thinking i cant believe i have to move all my ugly stuff into this nice place hahahahah anyways thats about all for my daysleep. then jenny called me and we went to mayfair to buy her shoes and she bought sandals with orthotics and practically got into a fight with the sales guy because he made her take the shoe box with her hahah he said it was a final sale if she didnt take the box because there wouldnt be anywhere for them to store the box there or something. then we had the most trechy time getting two carrots and buns and protein for dinner, we went to mount doug market and they didnt have fresh bread....oh and we went to the sev first and got slurpees...practically the best i ever tasted!!! then we were going to be late for dinner but we had some of the dinner ingredients so we knew they couldnt start without us ahahh so we went to the safeway and i got havarti cheese and we got the ingreds for AM and also a cheesecake for dessert. then we went to AM's and the boys werent even there yet!!! we had to wait an infinity of hours for john to show up and mike never even bothered to come!!! i did laundry there too tonight. anyways so dinner was delish and jenny and i did some csing and watched an ep of project catwalk then uncle jim taught us all about the transit system in san francisco in the 60's then jenny fetched me home then i was about to leave for work when jaclyn called to see if i wanted a ride and i did so she picked me up but we were early so we drove around to colwood then we even went to langford because we had so much time and it was good and we are going to see a movie tomorrow. anyways then i came to work and i have basically done a little work and alot of csing but i am doing this really awful dark flesh colour anyways so it is basically a good night anyways i will talk to you tomorrow....i cant remember that word i really like, what on earth was that fake word you practically made up jenny? anyways if anyone can fill in the blanks in the following sentence you will recieve an infinity of kitten pawprints and crowns
"it has to be ......... and it has to be........." this was likely said by GOB and i think it had something to do with the seal that ate busters hand or something
laura

i am sleepy!!!!!

2007-05-26T04:46:00.000-07:00

hey!!! how are you? i am at the hosp and i am tired and i am worried that i have been making mistakes on my cs all night due to my tiredness haahha last night before work i had to undo a mistake i made last night, how very annoying!!! my daysleep was fantastic!!! and when i woke up i watched some eps of ugly betty then i had a craving for pizza so i ordered one and i ate some and it was delish then i got ready for work and did a little csing then i came to work and thats it hahahahah thats about all i did for today. tonight i am on neuro but i am working with two nurses that i havent worked with before, they are both really nice though...and i am drinking an ice tea juice box, its really delish i could drink an infinity of them ahahhaha did anyone hear about that fight rosie odonnell got into with that other girl from the view? i witnessed it because moira called to tell me what was going on hahahahha it pretty much confirmed what i have been saying about rosie odonnell all along, she is annoying and i cant stand her and if i saw her on the street i would slap her across the face- mega time!!!!! i hate when jenny is in school, she should pretty much just drop out and we could drink tea and cs and watch eps all day long..... i think i may have chipped a tooth, i feel a rough edge hahaha oh well it will naturally wear down, i am certainly not going to the dent!!!! alright well i am going to fit a little more csing in before my shift is up, talk to you tomorrow!!!
laura

tiny slivers made of woodchips

2007-05-25T01:34:00.000-07:00

hi!!! i am at work, on neuro. its pretty ok, i am starting to get tired already and its only 130 ahahah today i did alot of cross stitching, it was pretty satisfying!!! then after dinner me and jaclyn went for a walk at cedar hill golf course, we got yelled at for being on the course and not on the path- how were we to know!? also the path has these wood chips all over it and i have tiny slivers all over the place!!!! i should have worn socks i guess. it was sooooo nice today, i hope it stays nice all weekend even though i have to work all blessed weekend!!! my fish are thriving!!! at first this morning i thought the sacred cow was lethargic but i think he was just sleeping because when i put on the light and fed him he pearked right up its weird how fish dont have eyelids how on earth do they sleep anyways? hmmm what else happened today...i had some ice cream and it was delish hmmmm i think thats about all, it wasnt a very exciting day!! i did not even brush my hair before work today, i just wasnt in the mood hahhah i wish there was a bednest in this nursing station!!! i hope my daysleep is the best ever tomorrow and that certain neighbours of mine are not too noisy!!! well i guess thats all i have to say, i hope you have a good day tomorrow, talk to you later
laura

two new bundles of fish joy!!!!

2007-05-23T22:38:00.000-07:00

hey again, another boringish day filled with cross stitching galore. i spent nearly all day working on my new cs and it is looking glorius!!!!!! last night after my post jaclyn and i went out because she needed new tap water chlorine remover stuff for her tank and i needed fish food. while we were at the walmart i decided to get new fish, first i was just going to get a goldfish but then i got one of those little albino sucker guys too. the goldfish is named the sacred cow, because it has cow like blotches and the little one is named gob....kind of bibley but mostly from arrested because he is sneaky like gob ahahahah a capable wife is loving the company!!!! she totally looked like she was on deaths door but she has perked up mega time now that she has friends to share the tank with!!!! also because i was having loads of trouble with my front door lock i was going to get some wd40 to try to make it more slidey for the key but they only had these huge bottles so the guy said i should use cooking spray and i totally thought he was an idiot and it wasnt going to work but guess what, it did work and now my key goes in like new!!!!!! very exciting. other than that not much is new, they wanted me to work all day tomorrow then come back and work all night but i said no thank you i am not at all interested in that proposition hahahahhahah so i am just doing the night, even though i maybe should have taken it now that i am a fish mother to three!!! anyways my next post will probably be tomorrow night hope you are all doing well talk to you later
laura

paquito, paquato

2007-05-22T20:21:00.000-07:00

so i spent almost all of today working on my new cross stitch.....then tonight i realised i did it all wrong hahahahah this stupid cross stitch isnt like a normal one at all, its totally all backwards but anyways i have figured it out now so i will likely be up all night fixing my mistakes hahaha
i didnt get called in to work today but i did get some shifts for later in the week and practically all of july so thats good...other than that i didnt do alot today, i woke up early but then i went back to bed because i was exhausted still then i got up the the second time and had a shower and did the dishes and watched the peoples court and thats about it.
i think i am going to have some ice cream and tea and see whats on tv, although i dont think there will be much due to the awful summer schedule!!! i did see an add somewhere that said hells kitchen is coming back june 3rd or something which will be totally fantastic of course!!! i love gordon ramsey ahhaha especially when he says "do you have to be so fucking rude?" hahahah such a gem. anyways what else is new hmmmm i dont know, i want to take this crochet class this weekend but it will cut my daysleep severely short which is ultra annoying...i might have to put it off until next month, we'll see.
oh i forgot another thing about today, i did this telephone survey for the CRD (even though you should all know by now that i hate the CRD from the recycling fiasco) anyways it was about laundry detergent and all this stuff about using half the amount of laundry detergent as recommended on the bottle...which i pretty much do now anyways and the questions were like "if the government told you to use less would you" and i was like "no"...or "if the detergent company told you to use less would you" and i said "no", then they were like "if your mother told you to use less would you" and i said "yes" hahahahahhaha and they were like "so you would only take the advice of your mother, what about other family members?", and i was like "it depends on the family member obviously but mostly no" hahahaha i think they really appreciated my input. well thats about it for today, wow my day was busy ahhahahahh i will talk to you tomorrow

lots of things

2007-05-21T17:23:00.000-07:00

hello again, how was everyones weekend? mine was fantastic because mom was here!!!!! on saturday, post daysleep, we went downtown and i got a new flattening iron (thank gosh!) its fantastic! and me and mom just shopped around downtown and had dinner at rebar. then we had time to kill because we were picking grant up later so we went and saw a movie...we saw the ex and it was good because jason bateman was in it. the guy that ripped our tickets was really strange, actually i am not even convinced he worked there, he said he was going to sign the back of our ticket stubs so we could see any other movie free next time we came because the one we were going to was so awful or something hahahah it was really weird!!!! then on sunday morning we went to brunch with jenny and AM and auntie patti, it was pretty much the most delish ever! me and jenny ate many savoury goods and plenty of delish treats!!! then me and mom had a hectic day, we went to hillside mall then we went to mayfair to return my defective applejuice phone....you wont even believe how traumatic that was- for both my mental state and moms bank account hahahah it was outragous to replace it, and they dont have pink anymore so i had to get black...but i am going to dress it up with some stickers or something...needless to say we were not in a good mood after that!!! then we went more shopping and felt a little better. then we went to the museum and after we paid two whole dollars for parking we were told the museum was sold out for the whole day!!!!! so we looked around the museum store then went back to mayfair because we rushed it then we went to johns place for dinner, then to the grocery store where i got many delicious goods then back to my place where we watched some eps of the office then we went to bed....and mom left this morning which was mega dev!!!! its too bad she couldnt stay for the entire week!!!! this afternoon jaclyn and i went for lunch at 1550's it was delish i had the croissant sandwich and jaclyn had some type of farmhand feast, then we went to shreck 3 in langford....and there were soooo many kids there!!! but they were mostly really good, except this annoying woman sitting beside jaclyn ahhahahah we drank two big pops and ate a large popcorn it was so good!!! oh and i got a very special cross stitch with mother theresa on it hahhahahhhah. well thats about all i hope you are all doing well i will talk to you later!!!
laura
ps thanks for the visit mom, i miss you already!!!!

single Mom needs home

2007-05-19T03:22:00.000-07:00

dont even get me started about not posting for like infinity days, i have been cleaning my blessed home all day for mothers visit. it turns out my house has alot of nooks and crannies and they are all filled with dust hahahahhah last night (thurs) jaclyn and i tried to drive to langford michaels to get a christ centered cross stitch (the only one at vic michaels was this one with jesus and some sheep and it was nice but had alot of beige and i thought i might get bored) anyways i was practically positive that it was open until ten and it was like twenty to ten or something so we were driving then at mckenzie jaclyn spotted an accident ahead so we took burnside but there was this godforsaken construction going on and this genderconfused flag person who was obviously an IV drug user and was practically shooting up when (s)he was supposed to be directing people to turn, so we raced to the michaels and got there at nine fifty three and...the langford michaels closes at nine hahahah it was terrible!!! but then jaclyn remembered that she had seen online that there was an advanced screening of shreck3 at silvercity at ten so we raced all the way there and when we got there the stupid girl was like yeah the internet is wrong its not actually playing tonight and i was dev because by then i wanted popcorn....it was mega bad. so today i cleaned like i said before and then i was going to have a nap but i decided to do some embroidery instead and now i am sooooo tired!!!!! mom came today too!!! she came at eight tonight and we and grant went to pags for dinner and it was delish then they dropped me at home and mom went to stay with grant for tonight and i went to work. so my back hurts and i am exhausted and i want to go to bed!!!! tomorrow me and mom are going to the titanic exhibit then ummm who knows what!!! anyways i hope you are all sleeping well, have fun at your dodgeball tourny jenny!!!!
laura
ps the title of this post is what came up when i put "s" into the title space haahhahahahah

my bi centenial post

2007-05-17T03:19:00.000-07:00

good day all, this is my fiftieth post!!!! yay me, i think i deserve an ice cream cake, christ centered of course!!! i am at work right now and in a much better mood tonight. last night after my post jaclyn and i went for a drive and stopped at the market on millstream and i got some delicious goodies and i was in a much better mood but then i couldnt fall asleep last night so i was annoyed again but then when i woke up this morning i was in a better mood ahahhaha and i cleaned my place!!! and i dusted which was practically torture and now my nose is all stuffy and my lungs are all filled with dust. i was supposed to be going out with trisha tonight but right after we made plans to meet the hosp called and i couldnt turn down a shift what with the financial crisis i am currently in, so after top model (i hate tyra she is such a b-word!) i made a pizza and packed it in my dinner and also i packed an orange and some haystacks and some tea and i went to work. it has been ok busy- i am on neuro tonight. oh and yesterday was grants birthday too, i made him the best birthday cd ever!!!! i am freezing cold right now even with my warm blanket its not warm enough!!! anyways i am going to play some computer games to keep me awake. i hope you are all sleeping like little angel fishes!!! talk to you tomorrow.
laura
ps i really need a new cross stitch...bad!!!! and jenny if you have any homework for your movies class i am more than willing to help you!!!!

i am NOT happy!!!!

2007-05-15T21:13:00.000-07:00

this week just sucks!!!!!! i am in such a bad mood today (ask jaclyn hahah) my hair is a total ball of frizz, even though jenny the little angel brought me over my old flattening iron last night, that thing is not nearly hot enough to make my hair flat grrrrr i think i may be coming down with a cold today too because i was soooo tired today, i could have napped for the entire day! i would have liked to go out but my f-ing cell phone is broken and i was worried that i would miss a call from work- i didnt get called in today for the record. i did go out and get a slurpee tonight though and i think this cop was about to pull me over for jaywalking i swear, after i crossed the street he slowed right down then did a u-turn but by that time i was already at the esso so i just went in and he was gone by the time i came out, jerk!!!!! anyways so pretty much i spent today sulking hahahahahha tomorrow will be better i am sure....hopefully hahahhahahha anyways i am pretty excited about mom coming on friday, i havent really cleaned up or anything yet but i can do that before she comes on friday hahahaha we are going to have such a good weekend too, i can already tell!!!!! anyways tonight was the last ep ever of gilmore girls- totally depressing, i really like that show!!!! well it was a good last ep anyways. alright well i will talk to you tomorrow.
laura

a posting from the prophet

2007-05-14T19:27:00.000-07:00

hey gems. sorry i didnt post yesterday but it was pretty much the worst day of my entire life. when i got off work in the morning i took the bus home but my applejuice leaked over everything in my bag including my cell phone, which it ruined. everything is soooo sticky i was and still am infuriated!!! then i had a pretty good daysleep but when i went to flat iron my hair i noticed that my flat iron is broken, it doesnt heat up!!!!again i was infuriated! meanwhile i was trying to watch a dvd and the picture on my dvd player kept cutting out. it was as i said the worst day of my life practically.
then i went to a.m's for dinner and it was delish as always and jenny is home and she brought me the most wonderful/demonic shell lady from her trip. then we decided we should go into a Pentecostal chat room online. it was soooooo funny they had really good rules like you can only speak english and no "ghetto talk" and no flirting or violence or cursing or negative comments. or using the lords name in vain, no repeating yourself or talking gibberish, no capital letters, no reference to other religions, no arguing or starting arguments, no referring to yourself as a prophet, etc etc. actually i think i should have some of those rules here....not for me though hahaha as you can imagine we broke several of the rules and got kicked out....more than once hahahah we made especially good friends with "jonah" the moderator, he kicked us out, i think for flirting with him (we didnt know he was a moderator!) and being fight instigators, and for our negative comments and ghetto talk...it was a combination ahahhhah if we havent been banned for life i think we will try to go back next week! oh and when i got home from jennys i watched the final of survivor, it was pretty good but yau man didnt win which was dev of course!!! but i guess earl was the next best!!!
today i didnt really do much, i didnt get called in to work, and i didnt sleep great last night so i slept in this morning, then i fiddled with my sewing machine, i think i threaded the bobbin wrong, mom you might have to take a look at it when you come!!!! anyways then i made crepes and thats about it oh and i made a pizza too! but i am out of mushrooms so if i want another i will have to go shopping tomorrow. anyways i will talk to you tomorrow, take care
laura

slave labour

2007-05-13T02:43:00.000-07:00

hello gems, guess who is working again, i'll give you a hint, its me. i am working tonight on ortho, its pretty good some of my patients were taken away from me because they are very complicated, which i like except i feel bad for the nurse that ended up with them!!!
i am glad i got called in tonight since i had already slept in until one anyways hahahah and today i get to have a daysleep which should be terrific!!! i am thinking i am going to walk home in the morning if i am not too tired....im sure it will seem like a good idea until i am half way home and too exhausted to continue ahhaha but its sunday so if i dont catch the bus at 701 which i probably wont because they are shortstaffed two nurses tomorrow then i have to wait until 730 but thats just to take the bus downtown, then i have to take the bus back to my place so i probably wont get home until close to 830...and i pretty much could have walked home twice in that time. i hope i dont get mauled by a coug...or a captive tiger.
right now i am drinking pure applejuice its really delish except its warm and the stupid ice machine is broken again, honestly nothing in this hospital ever works!!! it was really cold tonight when i went to catch the bus, i was wearing a sweater and a sweatshirt and a vest and i was still freezing because it was windy. tonight for dinner i made a pizza like at jackies it was sooo good, i was going to save half for tonight but i couldnt control myself and ate the whole thing!!! then i had crepes with maple syrup...i went out and got new stuff, in a small container because the one in my cupboard has been there since i moved in ahahahah i also went to the blockbuster...the new one, and kevin the devilworshiper/substance abuser was there. i didnt end up having any dealings with him because i could not find a movie i wanted to watch, actually what i wanted to watch was three men and a baby but they didnt have it for some godforsaken reason. so i ended up watching pretty much nothing good before i came here, except for a few epps of 30 rock from my computer. my shift is nearly half way through, i cant believe i still have another four hours of this!!! well i will talk to you after my daysleep tomorrow i hope you are all well.
mobius laurius

i like cats and cheescakes

2007-05-11T23:51:00.000-07:00

alright well for most of the day i didnt really do anything....to counteract my productiveness yesterday. work called me at 6 in the morning which i slept through because my phone was left off the hook after i was talking to diana last night. i got paid today thank the heavenly father because my visa was desperate for a payment hahahah not that i didnt put a payment on it last month so dont freak out mom and dad hahahah
jaclyn is semi broke too so we decided to rent movies instead of going to a movie, we ended up getting both shrek movies since i hadnt seen either, they were pretty funny, i really liked the cat!!!! we also made dinner, i made a spinach salad and jaclyn made pasta, it was really good. then we had mini cakes from thriftys. also while at jaclyns i used her laundry facilities and did two large loads of clothes so now i have clean uniforms to wear to work should i get called in.
i am so excited for jenny to come home....i wonder when she gets back....hopefully in time for sunday dinner! it was practically torture eating with the boys last week!!! anyways tomorrow i am hoping to get called in but if i dont i will probably clean my house and maybe go to the blockbuster or something. alright well i am off to bed, i hope all is well with you. talk to you tomorrow.
laura

things

2007-05-10T21:24:00.000-07:00

i was mega productive today. first i took the bus down to the lifestyle foods and got some stuff there, then i went to safeway and got some stuff there, then i walked home with all my stuff. then i watched dr phil and cleaned my bathroom then i walked over to the save on foods and got more stuff that i forgot to get before then i went to return my overdue movie at the blockbuster by the save on foods but they said i had to return it to the one i rented it from, except that one is closed, the blockbuster sign is even gone but they still wanted it put in the drop- i was pissed!!! and i had to see kevins ugly face for no good reason then i came home and made an egg salad sandwich then i had tea then i made crepes with strawberries for dessert. it was a pretty good day i would say!!!
tomorrow i have to do laundry....actually i have alot of laundry to do and i think jaclyn and i might be seeing a movie so maybe i will ask to drop it off on the way....if the laundromat is even open that late. today in the mail i got an invite to jackies wedding, its adorable, very jackie hahahha last night i was able to leave early because one girl came early and i ran to catch the earlier bus but i just missed it so i had to wait a half hour- i was not impressed at all!!!!
anyways tonight i watched survivor as always...i cant believe its over on sunday it seems like there should be at least one more ep inbetween!!!! now i am going to watch some scrubs then er. ok well i hope you all are enjoying the sun, its so mega gorgy out!!! take care gems!!
laura

remember when mitties was wearing that wolf shirt?

2007-05-09T18:52:00.000-07:00

hey, i am at work again, i know i havent written in forever but i have been sleeping or working and thats about it. yesterday i slept until four then i woke up and watched some tv and blood diamond then i went back to bed, today i set my alarm for ten but then i slept through it until noon, then i had to come back to work. at least i am working practically everyday while jenny and mits are gone otherwise it would be a very long week. i cant wait until friday because its payday!!!! which should be exciting. tonight i am working with good nurses again and its pretty quiet so far, there are these really bossy students here, i am going to put them in their place the next time i see them ahhahaha i had a salad from the hosp for dinner, it was ok it had egg and cheese on it so it was practically nutritious and i had cookies made by auntie mo they were delish too!! tomorrow if i am not working i am going to clean my place and return my overdue movie and go grocery shopping. well i dont think much else has happened, i am on neuro tonight and off at 11 so i am missing top model, i will have to download it but i can pretty much give you a synopsis " tyra was wearing a headband, and was really annoying, and some of the girls were fighting, and i pretty much swore off the show forever because it was so awful" sounds about right, anyways i hope all is well and jenny is still enjoying mitties house of books....did you find the picture of mitties in the wolf shirt yet?
laura

good news unijesus

2007-05-08T02:41:00.000-07:00

so i am at the hosp....again!!! how unfortunate for me! its ok though, tomorrow i am going to sleep alll day long!!! then i will probably get up and watch some tv and then i need to clean my house, its messy and mom is coming in two weeks so it will take me that long to bring it up to her standards hahahahha tonight i am eating a loaf of bread from johns place, its mega delish well i didnt eat the whole loaf just a chunk but it was enough ahhahah the phone rang at like noon yesterday and i was so disoriented when i woke up, i didnt know where i was, i thought i was late for work or something and i fell out of bed, it was super tretchy!!! so it sounds like mitties and jenny are have a good time what with the shopping and the man massages and so on, and i love babybel cheeses i could and have eaten an infinity of them in one sitting!!!! anyways i didnt really do much other than that today what with my daysleep and all, well yesterday morning when i got off it was so sunny and nice and i had the most nicest walk ever home then i crawled into bed and had such a good daysleep it was terrific....i was just reading what i wrote, please note when i refer to "today" or "yesterday" i am referring to the same day ahhahah ok well i hope you are all tucked into bed right now dreaming about turnips and unicorns that are talking on cell phones, but wearing headsets so they dont have to hold the phone with their hooves...and do you know who they are talking to...jesus!!! but not regular jesus, jesus from the good news bible...i hope i have a dream about that today hahahah ok well talk to you tomorrow!!
laura

no mushrooms were harmed in the making of this hot chocolate

2007-05-07T01:14:00.000-07:00

hello again...from the hosp again, i think this is almost the same time i wrote last night too hmmm anyways so this morning or i guess yesterday morning i just made the 7am bus downtown then i went to the same coffee place that i had my last mushroom soup hot chocolate and i ordered another one because i forgot it tasted like mushroom soup....but then i just pretended i was drinking mushroom soup instead of hc and it ended up being delish anyways. i had a pretty good daysleep, i woke up a few times when the phone rang and once because the ms/hc made me have to pee mega time hahahh then jaclyn and i went out for a bit then john fetched me for dinner and it was possibly the most delish meal of my entire existence...it was yorkies and m.potatoes and asparagus and cauliflower and bread and greek salad and then leftover cake for dessert mmmmm! the only thing missing was jenny and mitties!!! i wonder what they did today hmmmmm i wonder if mitties house is made of books, it seems possible, maybe they spent all day reading his house!!!! tonight was the season finale of cold case and it was very eventful!!!! so much going on i was almost late for work because i didnt want to miss anything hahahah but then i went to work and the bus was early so i just made it, then i drank some tea and then i did some work and now i am writing then i am going to do some more work then i am going to take a break then more work then i go home!!! tonight i saw the medi helicopter landing it was very exciting and noisy!!!! anyways i think thats about all that happened today, i am working on ortho tomorrow night, then who knows what hahahah alrighty talk to you later
laura

i did stuff today, this is it.

2007-05-06T01:31:00.000-07:00

hello from the hosp, its the middle of the god forsaken night and i am exhausted!!! there are only two nurses working tonight so i think we should get double the pay!!! jenny i am so glad your flights went ok and you didnt starve to death!!! and now you are in mittyland and i am wayyyy over here, its so dev!!!! today i went downtown and i got some new pants at lululemon even though i boycotted them several weeks ago...but the pants are adorab!!!! and i got my moh dress for jackies wedding, also adorab. on the way home from downtown i was on the bus and there were all these hells angels pulled over by the police, i was not impressed because it was holding up the bus so i ended up getting off and walking!!!! then i came home and i had a brief nap and watched an ep of cold case then me and jaclyn went to johns place for dinner and it was so good and we were going to buy a loaf of bread there but they ran out and now i am totally craving a piece of that delish bread!!!! i had the Jerusalem falafel as usual and i always forget its really spicy but mega delish..... i got it in honour of mitties of course!!! then i came home again and i had no time for a second nap which i was not pleased about but i did talk to mom and dad on the phone and then i watched some tv and they i got dressed and went to work....the bus was late and there were so many annoying kids on the bus as usual on a saturday night but other than that it was ok. and now i am at work, on neuro, the unit with the ghosts!!! well i think thats about all for now except my left ear hurts. talk to you tomorrow
laura

what was that clever thing i said earlier?

2007-05-04T21:35:00.000-07:00

today was another somewhat busy day. jenny and i made a pre birthday feast for auntie mo, and it turned out well. but first we went shopping for the foods and it was good but we bought like an infinty of tomatoes but that was ok but then we didnt get enough spana's but that ended up not really mattering since john practically burned them to death. but anyways before dinner but after the shopping we went to the dairy queen and got eb's they were better than mcdonalds but not as good as a&w and the girl serving us was a drug addict. then on the way home we were very nearly killed by this insane driver that was trying to pass this other car and we nearly had to drive into a ditch to save ourselves!!! it was mega tretchy. anyways so we made it back to auntie mo's and made a delish dinner and it was so good and john brought his child and her mother and they were nice, and all in all i think it went well, the only thing missing was mitties. so tomorrow jenny is going away for a whole week, i cant believe i ever agreed to let her go...what was i thinking!!!!! its going to be the worst week of my entire life...practically. i have a tummy ache because i had too much tea tonight hahah oh and we made the cake that grandma used to make with the angelfood and the pinapples and the almonds i think it turned out fantastically!!!! anyways i am going to watch some tv but i hope you are all doing well and i will talk to you tomorrow. crowns and pawprints.
laura

alcohol + frenchfries= tummyache

2007-05-03T19:24:00.000-07:00

i am practically too exhausted to type. today was quite eventful. i had to wake up early to put some donation stuff out for big brother and sisters then i couldnt fall back asleep so then i watched an ep of coldcase then i was tired so i went back to bed and i didnt get up until noon. then me and jenny decided to go downtown to find something for auntie mo's birthday but first we were going to get something to eat. so when i was leaving i very nearly missed the bus but then it stopped at the stop and waited so i made it on there. then i met jenny at the mall downtown and we decided to go to pags well when we got there it was closed. we were mega dev but decided that somewhere that was close would be the earls so we went there but then once we were already seated and looking at the menu we realized that there was nothing vegetarian to eat so we thought well maybe we will just split a salad and fries then go elsewhere for an add on but then the waitress said that they only had apple cranberry dressing and we were like eww we will just split a fries but then we thought maybe we should drink some alcohol with the fries so we ordered some bellinis and i had some of the rum from my drink put in jennys and that was fine except jenny had to choke hers down it was so rummy but then we were soooo tired and we could barely move but we decided to go to the food court and see if there was anything else we wanted, oh but i got a caramel apple on the way (i am going to eat it during survivor!) and there wasnt really anything good, jenny got soup, but then we went shopping and we couldnt really find anything for auntie mo, i got some lounge pants at the jacob but thats it so we decided to go to the organic clothing store on fort but it turns out it is way down fort so we had to do an urban hike through junkyville to get there, but when we got there there wasnt really anything that we liked that was under an infinity amount of dollars so we went to these other really neat stores on fort street and it was good. but then we were so exhausted that we had to separate and go home. but we are going to meet up tomorrow because we are cooking auntie mo dinner.... it should be interesting ahhahaha anyways i better be off, i have to get prepped for survivor.
laura
ps mitties i cant believe i wont see you for a month and a half!!! i am mega dev i have practically been crying non stop just ask jenny hahahha

mega dev x infinity!!!!

2007-05-02T12:17:00.000-07:00

so yesterday was practically devestating. on my way to work i stopped at the 7-11 and i got my buspass and a slurpee but i wasnt half a block away from the 7-11 when my slurpee fell all over the ground, i was practically in tears but then i thought well i can just get a ice cap from the tim hortens at the hospital. so i went to work and i stood in the loooong line and when i finally got up to the counter they said the machine ran out of mix. i was pissed, everyone else in front of me got a ice cap and all i wanted was a small and i was pretty positive there was enough mix for that, so i had to have a tea even though it was hot and i wanted a slushy bev. then i got upstairs and i went to put my dinner in the fridge and i realized i forgot it at home. then work was pretty busy but not as busy as the night before and i got called in to work there on monday too. when i got home i wasnt tired at all i was up until like 330 in the morning but i was like oh well i can sleep as long as i want tomorrow but then this morning the phone rang at nine and woke me up but i went back to sleep then the power went out and when it came back on the smoke detectors went off and woke me up. so now i am agitated, tired, i have a kink in my neck, i didnt get to finish my dream about going shopping at the bay with lyndsay and jenn so i dont even know what i was going to buy and i have a craving for a caramel apple. so pretty much i am in rough shape hahahahah good news though i thought i worked friday but i dont, my set starts on saturday. alright well i might get dressed or sit on the couch all day, we'll see. talk to you later gems!!!
laura

a little of this

2007-05-01T13:45:00.000-07:00

so i am working again today, i was supposed to be working just 5-9 but they double booked that shift or something so i ended up getting a 3-11 on the other unit. its going to be so busy i just know it. yesterday the other workload was sick and i was practically run off my feet for the whole shift, i was unimpressed as you can imagine. but there was cake, actually two different kinds of cake, and fruit and punch and crackers....it was all very delish i didnt even go to the tim hortens. on the way home from work i saw the most adorable kitten sitting by the galloping goose, it was so cute and it was just watching people go by hahah i wanted to take it home!!!! today i am not happy because i have to get a new buspass before work. so i am going to have to go to the 7-11 first, maybe i will get a slurpee and that will make up for it hahahah. i cant believe jenny and mitts are going away, i am devestated!!!!!! alright well i better get going or i will miss the bus, then i will be really annoyed!!! have a good evening and i will talk to you later
laura

work is for the wicked....and me

2007-04-30T13:05:00.000-07:00

i can believe i have to go to work again today hahahah how miserable for me. last night was pretty ok, it was quiet so i wasnt run off my feet or anything. after work i was waiting for the bus and i was really worried that it wasnt going to come because they were doing construction right by the bus stop and then jaclyn drove by on her way back from nanaimo and saw me and picked me up, it was so strange hahahah
this morning i went to the walmart to get some gift wrap and a caramilk dark, the lines were pretty good today so that was nice. today is the last day of the unit clerk on ortho- she has been there for 42 years!!!! there is some type of potluck thing going on today so hopefully there will be cake!!! anyways i am pretty dev that i missed my one nourishing meal of the week last night, i hate working sundays, its ungodly!!!!!
well i better start getting ready for work, i think i am wearing pink pants and my green and pink and white dotted top for anyone who is keeping track. well enjoy your evening talk to you later.
laura

work=devil worship...practically

2007-04-29T11:25:00.000-07:00

i cant believe i have to work today...and tomorrow, what a drag!!!! the other night when i got to work there was a code red (fire obviously) on the floor i was going to, but when i got up there it was just smoke, no fire, but the firetrucks came anyways hahahah tonight i am working on ortho, it will probably be busy as usual, and the buses suck on sunday night so i have to wait an extra half hour after work before i can go home... yesterday i slept all day then i went to the blockbuster (kevin wasnt there) and rented blood diamond, i havent watched it yet... and i found out they have caramilk dark at select tills at the walmart, which is very exciting of course. last night i mostly just watched cold case, and i downloaded season two which i have been watching this morning, i think thats about all i will do before i leave for work. the bus comes at 237 today so i hope the highway isnt busy or i will be late for work!!! anyways i am going to go blowdry my hair hope you all have a fantastic day, enjoy the sun!!!!! talk to you tomorrow
laura

thats about all...

2007-04-27T19:06:00.000-07:00

alright so i had a pretty boring day today, i cleaned my room and went grocery shopping and thats about all. i did find my nametag when i was cleaning which was very exciting as you can imagine. also last night at one in the morning i remembered today was recycling so i actually got out of bed to put out my recycling, which for me is pretty good!!!! other than that i have taken a nap and watched cold case since i work tonight.. speaking of work i am not looking forward to going in, i hope it has stopped raining by now because it was pouring when i went out earlier!! i had to break out the rainboots!!!! now i am just waiting for my pepsi to chill before i drink it, it should be delish. well thats about all i have done today, if i think of anything else i will write from work. take care gems
laura

my head hurts from my ponytail!

2007-04-26T22:14:00.000-07:00

hey gems,
well i ended up having an eventful day. it started off slow with me staying in bed all morning watching cold case but then it picked up. i rode my bike to jennys, we met half way although we nearly missed eachother, then we stopped at the thriftys and got chips and gingerale and jenny rode home with the gingerale in her purse hahah then we practically didnt walk our bikes up any hills. then at jennys we put the gingerale in the freezer and forgot about it until after dinner. jenny made us souvlakis and they were delish and we watched top model and arrested development. do you know whats ungentlemanly, fighting in the presence of a lady..... after the best ep ever of arrested development we went and met mitties and nick for dinner at boston pizza, i had a spinach salad, it was pretty good, then we went to the christian book and music store then we went to the mall and i got a shirt with dinosaurs on it, its pretty much fantastic, i am wearing it right now. then jenny was dropping me off at home and i couldnt find my keys anywhere so we went all the way to her house and we found the keys in her coat pocket hahah then we came back to my house and i fed ruth and a capable wife and now i am going to download all the shows i missed....and i think thats about all. oh and my mom left the most adorab message on my answering machine....alright well i hope everyone had a fantastic day, talk to you tomorrow.
lady laura.

stay inside or you will be sorry.

2007-04-25T14:11:00.000-07:00

so i just got back from the walmart and the fairways....there are alot of weirdos out today, i would recommend staying in, if you dont absolutely have to go out. i have a huge bruise on my foot which makes wearing shoes uncomfortable too....so pretty much i am in terrible shape. i did get a new shoe rack because my shoes are taking over my living room, and an eatmore because i was craving one, and a cucumber and carnations. but thats it, pretty good i would say!!!
i was watching cold case last night until two in the morning and then i could fall asleep because the eps were so scary hahahhaha john you should quit your day job and become a professional cat photographer....arent cats the greatest!!!!!
i was talking to mom last night and she said she had a run in with the idiots at the walmart there, i actually had a good line up today at the walmart, the cashier didnt seem completely incompetent, the fairways was another story, it was more the fault of the lady infront of me who had to challenge every price that came up on the till but i would have sent that skank to customer service and let them deal with her so she wasnt holding up the line.
hmmm what else is new.... oh i am thinking of having burritos for dinner tonight, they should be delish, and watching the hockey game but thats about all, i dont think i am working tonight but who knows, anyways i better go organize my shoes, talk to you later.
laura

my daysleep awaits...

2007-04-24T01:29:00.000-07:00

alright, guess where i am right now....work, and i think you all know how i feel about working. its busy tonight but thats ok it makes the time go faster. jenny i was thinking for either my next fish or your first born child the name should be "bunch of grapes" or "two juicy prunes" as in the bible. dont worry the middle name can still be furnus ahahhah the hockey game was so stressful tonight, i didnt tell you to watch it jenny but maybe you sensed my watching it vibes. jaclyn came over for dinner and we watched the game and we were so stressed out and practically throwing up all over my house but the end result was fantastic, and for the record i love trevor linden as much now as i did when i was 11...which is alot. jaclyn liked my cooking tonight too, which was a bonus, i am always worried when i cook for others because i dont have a great cooking record, although i am sure this wont affect my being a capable wife!!!! i think everyone thinks i am lazy right now, they are all busy and i neglected to mention that i am on my break, hopefully they arent too annoyed!!!! anyways i better get back to working, i cant wait to day sleep today!!! there is nothing better than a beautiful day spent in bed asleep. ok gemmies talk to you later.
laura

a capable wife...

2007-04-23T12:15:00.000-07:00

hello
yesterday was a pretty productive day, i think i found my moh dress for jackies wedding, pending approval from the bride!!! i think its pretty nice...anyways then me and jaclyn went to zellers where i only bought items on my list!!! and the woman at the till was so annoying, she had this terrible smokers laugh and laughed at me when i said i didnt need a bag, she was an environment hater. then we went to maddicks farm and wandered around the stores and then had tea and i had a betwixed but it was way better than the betwixed the other night because it was a more appropriate size. then after that i went to auntie mo's for dinner and it was delish as always, and jenny got this new dress that is totally adorab!!! then we read from the "good word" bible and we picked out a new name for my other fish, its name is "a capable wife"...i think it goes well with ruth.. then we went out for movies and we got the most horrible/terrif movie ever made called "rock and roll high school" good luck finding it, i think only video stop has it hahaha then we watched some robin hood but it was so boring and i was so filled with hate towards kevin costner that i fell asleep then i came home and went to bed....and i think thats about all. today i am not sure what i am up to, i havent been called in yet and i might watch the hockey game tonight if i dont think it will cause too much GI upset!!!! alright well i will write more later if i go out today. take care gemmies!!!
mobius laurius

kevin aka lance

2007-04-21T21:20:00.000-07:00

dearest blogreaders, tonight jaclyn and i had the most unpleasant experience at the blockbuster. you guessed it, another run in with "kevin" only this time kevin the shapeshifter was wearing a nametag saying "lance" and was dressed up like wolverine from xmen. kevin/lance came up to us and was like what do you need? and were were like nothing, and he is like tell me what you are in the mood for and we were like eww. then i noticed he had a knife on his belt and jaclyn pointed out that he had two chains attached to his pants, however the chains were only attached to his pants and nothing else, they served no point. he also had a pouch on his pants likely containing handcuffs. kevin/lance was harassing me AGAIN to get a new card, he was like are you members, and we were like why would we be in here picking out movies if we werent members. anyways when we got to the till we verified with the girl that "lance" and "kevin" were the same person, you could tell she hated kevin too and when me and jaclyn said we were going to call the corperate security office and complain about kevin carrying at least one weapon another employee jumped at the chance to get us their number, anyways he couldnt find it and we didnt feel like waiting but next time for sure head office is getting a call. right now we are about to watch airheads, this movie is so great!!! also in other fantastic news i got two new fish tonight, they are adorable, i am going to have to consult the bible to find good names for them though, i think one is going to be called ruth at any rate. we also ate dinner at boston pizza and watched the hockey game it was very depressing and the service was slooowwww. anyways gems i am going to watch the movie now but we can talk more tomorrow. hearts and gemstones..
laura

oh gil and virg!!!

2007-04-20T12:13:00.000-07:00

ok gil and virginia are so adorable, and if you read their post you will find out they have a more exciting life than i do hahahahha when i hit the next blog button i got alexismarrer003 its pretty hilarious, some type of latin american political site. my favourite headline is Chávez es un traidor y un manipulador. which i am pretty sure i can translate with my fantastic latin skills.

i watched all my tv epps this morning and they were fantastic, survivor was so dramatic, i especially loved the look on the faces of the "dark horsemen of hell" or whatever they are called when they lost hahahahhahah the office was a repeat and i think you all know how i feel about repeats but 30rock was hilarious as always, i love the bird bone woman hahahaha i wont comment on the hockey game last night except to say that seeing the fat man sing the national anthem in a pirate costume was pretty much the highlight of my life.

today i doubt i will be called in to work so i am going moh dress shopping, but only to the place by the walmart because i refuse to pay 2.25 to ride the bus downtown. maybe i will stop and get a movie on the way too. i think i am going out with jenny tonight to some music, coffee thing...hopefully there are desserts at this place! alright well as a special task today i want everyone to picture mitties as a child wearing a wolf shirt...or one with horses on it if your imagination allows...talk to you later.

laura

today was awful!!!

2007-04-19T21:39:00.000-07:00

i had quite the day today. it started off good when i went to the grocery store then mailed some letters, but it went downhill after that... first i decided to make pudding and i totally messed it up somehow, it was so lumpy and disgusting hahahha then i was going to go downtown and i realized i lost my buspass again!!!! its so unfair i dont even know how i lost it!!! and now it costs 2.25 to ride the bus anyways...i am so unimpressed. work was alright, i was working with pretty good nurses so that was nice, and i made it home so fast on the bus!!! today i went into the walmart and didnt buy anything!!! it was very exciting. i ended up going to lady mae anyways because i wanted to pick up this dress i ordered like three months ago, its hot pink, i wore it tonight ahhaahh i have alot of tv to catch up on tonight, i have to watch; ugly betty, survivor, the office, 30 rock,er, and maybe greys anatomy and csi...i am practically overwhelmed!! alright well i am going to go watch some tv i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

tyra banks is an asshole

2007-04-18T21:02:00.000-07:00

alright so tyra took off the headband at the end of the show, but did you guys see how quick she put that headband back on when it fell off at the beginning of the show? and she had a really strange part too, there is definitely something going on with her scalp. i cant stand tyra she is getting added to the list, i can believe i forgot to put her on there before!!! today i thought i could bake a loaf of bread, it turns out i was horribly mistaken. my bread didnt rise, but i thought it might still taste ok, well i took a bite and nearly threw up all over the kitchen it was so awful ahhaha im not sure where i went wrong, but i think i will be going to cobs for fresh bread from now on!!! other than that i didnt do much today, i thought i worked this evening but its tomorrow not today, which i am not impressed about since i have a very tight tv schedule on thursday. jenny got me addicted to mini wheats, i have eaten nearly a whole box since monday...they are just so delish!!!! i hope its nice tomorrow, i think i might ride my bike to the mailbox since i have some very important letters to mail. have i complained yet about how i have to start paying back my student loans this month, what a drag, i think they should be considered a gift to me by the government and i shouldnt have to pay them back.... my blowdryer catching on fire turned out to be a blessing because my new blowdryer works like three times as fast!!! anyways i have a massive stomach ache from eating all those mini wheats so i will talk to you all tomorrow.
laura

i can believe it!!!!

2007-04-18T01:10:00.000-07:00

hello!!! sorry i am posting so late, i slept all day so i didnt really have much to say...until now. tonight i made mushroom alfredo from scratch, it was delish beyonds words...and i figured out how to keep from throwing up during the hockey game, i have to be doing something else at the same time, such as making dinner. speaking of the hockey game, we won again thank god, i went to the bathroom and it was 1 nothing then i came out and it was two one, crazyness!!!
after dinner jenny came over and we went to her house and mitties and john came. we watched the last ep of americas next top designer and the really annoying girl didnt win. then we watched some arrested development and it was as funny as the day it was born hahaha so good although i have the afternoon delight in my head now.... oh and jenny and mits gave me the most adorable little vase, it looks like it was hand made by an angel in heaven for the lord himself!!! after the tv me and jenny tried to guess all the countries (not provinces or states) in africa, we would have got them all but the boys tried to trick us with clues like "it sounds like charles" or "it rhymes with mort hog and the last word starts with p" or "its practically the name of a former us vice president" we got practically all of them anyways, despite their efforts to force failure upon us. also it turns out that i have so many good ideas in the car, i am thinking of moving into a car full time, so that i will be even smarter than i already am!!!!
oh when jenny was over we were talking about high school and i was remembering how mrs parmenter stole nicoles ruler and when nicole took it back parmenter wounldnt let anyone leave until she got it back ahha so we audiotaped her yelling at the class and she caught us and took that away too hahahhahah what a b-word!!!! i am so wide awake right now i am going to have to take some gravol or i will be up all night!!!! anyways kittens i hope you are all having a good sleep i will talk to you tomorrow.
mobius laurius

a short update...

2007-04-16T21:26:00.000-07:00

alright i have to make this quick because i need to get ready for work. last night was such a nightmare, this crazy lady was shouting the whole night keeping all the other patients awake, hopefully she isnt quite so annoying tonight... this morning after work i decided to go grocery shopping, for the record save on is open at 7...or maybe even earlier. anyways i was sooo tired but i knew i wouldnt be in the mood for shopping after i slept and i had made a list while i was at work, i got so many groceries, my arms nearly broke off walking home hahahha my sleep was really good today. when i woke up i made an orange juice cake, it is pretty good- even mitties could eat it- no sugar no dairy!!!! well no sugar until i put icing on it hahahah its much more delish now though. i finished my knitting this afternoon, i might start a new project at work tonight, we will see how busy it is. alright i must be off, i might write more from work if i have time, have a good sleep gemmies!!!
laura

see you later designergater...

2007-04-15T20:55:00.000-07:00

so i just got back from sunday dinner and auntie mo was on fire tonight hahaha sooo funny. we also watched this show called "design school" or "design or die" or something like that it was pretty fantastic, we have one more show left in the season, even though i started watching at the third to last epp, anyways if i even get the idea in my head that jenny is watching the finale without me and john she will be in huge trouble....no super fun post school party for her!!!! tonight mitties missed dinner..it was totally dev for all of us. this morning on my way home from work i got a hot chocolate at the blendz place downtown and it tasted like mushroom soup, actually after drinking it for a few minutes i started believing it was mushroom soup and it was sooo good!!! i didnt sleep fantastically today but it wasnt the worst sleep of my entire life either. so i am pretty much addicted to this facebook nonsense, thanks to those of you that joined my group "tea drinking, cat loving, needlecrafters guild- gordon head chapter". for those of you that arent on facebook...jenny that means you!!!! you are missing out on joining one of the most socially, economically, environmentally, and spiritually relevant movements of our time. alright well enough about that for now, i have to get going, my uniform isnt going to iron itself!!! i might write more from work tomorrow, take care gems!!!
laura
i cant believe how i nearly forgot to mention the huge blowout fight me and john got into tonight, he is such a jerk. he said that if you eat eggs its like killing an infinity of baby chickens or something like that and was all like yeah eggs=meat/poultry. and i was like well actually according to my medical training eggs are dairy because of eggs and milk, you know and he was like you are such a dummy i hate you, and i was like please john be reasonable, then he is like oh my mom will settle this, so we called auntie mo and she said that eggs arent poultry or meat, they are in their own group, which is very closely related to dairy...or something to that effect. anyways the point is that i was right ....again and john was wrong.

ummmm

2007-04-14T15:04:00.000-07:00

hey hey. so i just repotted my plants...i am such a good plant mother!!! they are loving their new soil. this morning i went to fabricland because they were having a members sale and i wanted to make new pillow covers for my new pillows, i got some really fantasic soft fabric and dressmakers chalk, because my book says i need it. then i went to the winners and they had some really great deals on shampoo of all things so i got some shampoo, and jaclyn met me there hmmmm oh last night i cleaned out my food cupboard and i found kraft dinner that expired in 2005 hahhah oops...... i am off kraft dinner anyways. so i have to work tonight, devestating i know, but i think i am going to have a nap now then when i wake up i will have a shower, eat some dinner, iron my uniform and go. thats about it. well gems, a quiet day overall. we'll talk more later.
laura

some things you must know about today:

2007-04-13T11:32:00.000-07:00

good morning. happy birthday jaclyn!!! too old for her own good!!! so i just returned from the walmart and i can barely type because i practically tore my arm muscles carrying potting soil home, with my groceries and my other walmart purchases!! i am a dummy today hahahah but i did get some potting soil which was much needed and a new plant, one of those spindly ones like at grandmas house, when you see it you will know which one iam talking about- its not the christmas cactus. at walmart i was served by "kris" who was either hearing impaired or choosing to ignore me or both. i wanted to get pizza stuff at the grocery store because i have been craving little pizzas since jackie made them but they didnt have any little shells at the fairways- which is closing permanently may 14th by the way. i will have to do all my shopping at save on.. but thats ok because the blockbuster is moving right beside it hahahhaha yesterday at ikea i got a new duvet cover, its delightful however i forgot that i dont have a double duvet, i have a twin ahahah so its a little big but oh well it looks nice anyways, and the double set came with two pillowcases. ok so john has me obsessed with this facebook nonsense now, how the hell can there be another me!!!!! and from illinois, how very annoying!!!! oh that reminds me, welcome trisha to my blog, i am loving the comments!!! three gold stars, a crown and a horseshoe for trisha. anyways for the rest of the day i am going to clean up, and repot some plants, and watch some tv, and go out with jaclyn, and watch the canucks play- even though i nearly threw up my apple pie all over the couch during the last game hahahah its true!!! like five or six times pie nearly came out hahah so i had to eat another piece to keep it down!!! ok gems talk to you later.
laura

ps the highlight of my morning was when my blowdryer caught on fire while i was drying my hair....im not kidding

back here....

2007-04-12T21:37:00.000-07:00

hey, i am back home and i am exhausted!!! last night dad and i stayed up until like 1 in the morning watching the hockey game then today my mom woke me up early as some type of trick or something. so jaclyn and i made good time going home, we were at ikea by one then out of there by three and caught the five ferry. i got some neat things at ikea, new linens of course, plants and pots, kitchen stuff etc. oh and we had lunch there and it was delish!!!! they have good food!! speaking of good food, my parents are good cooks, they made a delish dinner last night. and jaclyn and i split a caramel apple at the ferry, it was good too. there were so many annoying people today, too many to count!!!! also jaclyn lost her car keys and set the alarm off to her car at ikea so it looked like we were breaking in hahahaha and she had to climb in through the trunk it was pretty much hilarious!!!! she found the keys though. on the ferry there was this lady with two orange cats, she was a very good cat mother and let them eat some of her hamburger hahaha i think she must be taking them to the cat show that is on at commonwealth this weekend.....anyways i am sooo tired. tomorrow i am going to run to the walmart for some potting soil and tea milk in the morning thats about all i have planned, other than maybe watching the hockey at 6. ok well i will talk to you tomorrow, sleep well.
laura

meow/hiss/terrif!!!!!

2007-04-11T14:56:00.000-07:00

john i did see 30 rock and it was hilarious!!! i loved gob in it but i also loved the part with thomas jefferson and maury hahhah if anyone hasnt seen 30rock you must be a dummy because it is sooo funny you will pee your pants guaranteed. last night me and mom went to cats as previously stated and it was FANTASTIC!!!!!! i have to see it again, i am obsessed. everyone should see cats at least three times in their life in my opinion. there was one cat that was my favourite but they were all pretty good, i got a mag with my fav cat on it, for my collection. moms feet were very cold during the performance because we were sitting on ice, well on wood on top of ice, at the multiplex. cats also started late because the idiots at the multiplex didnt know how to put batteries into a scanner and made us wait in the cold outside. you can imagine how well i took the wait...
this morning diana and i went to the spot for breakfast, we had to wait practically a half hour to be seated then i ordered two egg whites, two pieces multigrain toast, french fries and tea. now even though it was 11 they said it was still to early for french fries so i had to have hashbrowns, then when she brought the meal to the table there were scrambled eggs on my plate so i said i ordered egg whites and she is like i am pretty sure i told you we dont have egg whites and only have egg beaters and i was like no you didnt and what do you mean you dont have egg whites i order it all the time and she is like do you order it at this location and i was like no and she is like yeah we dont have it here....now is it just me or if you have eggs do you automatically have egg whites.... like if i ordered a fried egg i would get eggwhite and eggyellow on the same plate practically separated.... what a bitch!!! needless to say she didnt even get a penny for a tip she was so useless!!! and they didnt have comment cards actually i should look to see if they have them online hmmmm anyways we will have to take a proper trip to the spot when i get home. tomorrow jaclyn and i are meeting at nine to drive home but are stopping at ikea first!!!! so i will be back tomorrow night. oh jenny i have been thinking about you in latin for the last hour, im sure the ridiculous one will be on the test, how could your teacher resist!!! i will call you when i get home if it isnt too late, or maybe tonight. actually tonight is the first night of the hockey playoffs for those of you that follow, i will be watching the canucks on the big tv with my dad, it should be fantastic!!! anywaysy i will write more later or tomorrow, hope you are all doing well
mobius laurius
ps john i would save thelma from the fire, rest easy hahahahh

post penticton...

2007-04-10T19:08:00.000-07:00

hello. i am back in vernon. my trip to penticton was fantastic thanks very much to jackie and josh and josie for the hospitality hahhaah last night jackie gave me a tour of penticton, and we had delicious pizza's and salad for dinner. and this morning i ate mini wheats and jackie made smoothies, it was delish too. then we went to kelowna and met jackies mom and went for lunch, it was good, i had pasta. then after we went shopping we went to jackies wedding dress fitting, her dress is soooo nice, she is like a princess in it!!!! then on the way back to vernon i got to ride in jackies moms smart car, it was terrif!! tonight me and mom are going to cats- the musical at the multiplex!!! thats about it for now, my mom needs the computer, anyways i will write more tomorrow or later tonight if its not too late.

little baby angel cat.....

2007-04-09T12:34:00.000-07:00

hello again, i slept in today, it was wonderful, just like being at home in victoria hahahahha dinner was superb last night, even though sunday dinner wasnt the same without all the punning hahahah last night diana came over, we watched tv and came up with a million things to say on my blog but i forgot all of them...except when we were watching american brat camp and i came up with an indian name for myself "professor white fang" it was great. today i had a veggie dog and angel food cake for breakfast, delish. i am going to penticton to stay with jackie over night, we will be leaving after lunch. it should be superfun. i am attaching a picture of mi, sleeping like a little angel cat, mom said "ewww" when i showed her this picture, i practically disowned her!!! its still pretty hot out but it looks like it might rain today, oh well. hmmm what else is new, oh do you know whats still on tv here- the tyra banks show, i thought they cancelled that stupid show, i hate tyra she is a bitchface if i have ever seen one hahahha i cant believe my holiday is nearly over, i am totally dev!!!! mom is coming to victoria next month so i might take her out for the big muckle tea hhahahaha delish!!! oh last night i had this dream that i was at work but i really wanted to go to jennys show and it was at 7am so i left work early and then it turned out that i forgot to do all this stuff and i killed all these patients hahah and the number 30/31 bus was on strike so i had to take the 50.... it was very trechy oh and i punched this girl i work with in the face and gave her a black eye...i dont remember what the reason was, but i bet it was a good one!!!! alright well i better get ready to go, but i will write more when i get back tomorrow night. laura

this is the day the meow has made...

2007-04-08T17:18:00.000-07:00

happy easter gems!!! i am exhausted today!!!! i had to get up at 730 for second church this morning- it was brutal by the way be thankful you didnt have to go hahahahah. and it was so busy that me and mom had to stand in the balcony. i didnt even get a chance to see if the serpent is still there jenny i did sing most of the songs in meows though so that was good hahahhaha mom got me a whole bunch of treats today though so that kind of made up for church- the little gem!!!! yesterday was pretty fun, i went to kelowna with tausha and we did some shopping, then i went to first church later, then we went out for ice cream then we watched tv then i went to bed. this afternoon me and mom went to visit grandma, she was sleepy, but its so nice out so we took her on the patio, but these cats were fighting so we went in. we are just getting ready to go to grandpas for dinner, it should be delish, then i think diana is coming over later. at grandmas they have like a million birds, they are so annoying its like being in the jungle or something. also i have eaten like a hundred thousand candies today. i am practically sick of them hahahahha also today marks the end of lent!!! and i havent even had french fries today ahhahah i was going to go out to mcdonalds last night at midnight for fries but i didnt. anyways we are about to leave so if i dont write more later i will tomorrow. i hope you are all having a delish easter meal, and missing me terribly ahahhahahha talk to you later
laura

home again....

2007-04-07T09:51:00.000-07:00

sooo sorry about missing yesterdays post, im sure you were all totally dev!!! it was quite the day, it is gorgeous here!!!!! disgustingly nice, and i bought a new dress yesterday that i plan on wearing out today! so yesterday jaclyn and i caught the nine ferry and ate at the buffet, i had eggs, asparagus, hash browns, waffles with whipped cream and strawberries and toast with jam. it was good. when we drove through surrey langley etc the traffic was terrible!!! actually it was pretty much terrible until hope, then it thinned out a bit. jaclyn and i were very good and did not stop to go to the mall in surrey, i think it was the first time we have passed a mall without going in. i got a mars bar on the ferry too that i ate during the trip, also i got a slurpee at the gas station in chilliwack. once we past the toll booth there were 6 speed traps!!!! it was a major scam, and we practically didnt get caught by any of them ahahahah then we met my parents in westbank, we made good time and beat them there by like a hundred hours hhahahahha then jaclyn went home and me and mom dragged dad shopping in kelowna, you should have seen mom and me, we did the fastest shop of our lives (due to time constraints imposed by dad) but like i said i managed to get a dress, new shoes and a picture for my bedroom here. then we went for dinner, it was pretty delish then we went home!!! mom made the best mobius laurius sign for me, she is so crafty!!! then tausha and i went out for chocolate explosion then we came home and watched juvies then we went to bed. this morning i woke up and mom made me a tea kettle cake!!! i will post pictures its adorable!!! anyways i must be off but i will write more later!!!!

laura

ps. the quote of the day went to my dad who said my devil horns broke off when i was dropped as a baby

mobius laurius

2007-04-05T17:56:00.000-07:00

hey, sorry for the late post, i am extra lazy today and i have tons to do. this morning i woke up at 630, had breakfast then went back to bed for second sleep, it was fantastic!!!! tyra was wearing a headband last night, for the record. im glad drucilla fell off the cliff, maybe they will finally kill her off!!!!
today, since i will be going home tomorrow and i didnt want to go grocery shopping, i stopped at the tim hortens for a sandwich for lunch, everyone knows how much i hate the tim hortons by my house but its so convenient that i went there anyways. they have the most useless staff of any business i have ever been in. i wanted to smack the woman ringing in my order, she was so dumb, and they had a line up out the door and she was just having a chat with the "supervisor" i was very annoyed, i think they purposely dont put a pen by the comment cards because they know the feedback wont be good. another thing i was severely annoyed by was the staff smoking right outside the door, it was GROSS!!!! next time i go there i will be filling out a comment card on that!!!!
anyways so i still have quite a bit to do tonight, i need to start/finish packing, finish writing my birthday thank you's, watch survivor, track down my tax stuff, and make a music mix for the ride home, and tidy up a little. also i am thinking of changing my name to mobius laurius, my mom already practically said it was the best name she ever heard and was disappointed she didnt come up with it herself...practically. jenny what class is this essay for anyways? i will write the ess for you, you sound too stressed, hopefully its latin so i can wow your teacher with my amazing latin skills, and my new latin name. you need tea, several cups at once. and a mars bar mmm i am going to eat a mars bar tomorrow on the way home. i am sooo excited, i bet thats why i woke up early today, like on christmas!!!!! by the way jack i cant wait to see you too, it was better when you lived here and we never saw eachother hahaha
i will post some pictures of milo when i go home, so you can all share in his majestic and adorab glory!!!! and pheebs too since she has just had a hair cut hahahahha last year my mom took pheebs to a different groomer and when mom went to pick pheebs up she saw this dog out of the corner of her eye and she was like eww what a gross ugly mutt, but then she looked closer and it was pheebs hahahahhahaha the lady that trimmed her did such an awful job, then tried to cover up the mess she made by putting a bandanna on phee hahahhaha poor little gem, she was hideous!!! anyways i better get packing!!! unless i have something fantastical to write tonight, my next post will probably be tomorrow night, from home!!!!! have a good night gemmies, be good while i am gone!
laura

its a bird, its a plane, its a....what is it anyways?

2007-04-04T11:09:00.000-07:00

goodmorning gems. i had a pretty good sleep last night, and i woke up early without setting my alarm. today in the mail i got a parcel from auntie cathy for my birthday, she sent me the most fantastic thing ever hahaha im not entirely sure what it is, but it is shaped like an owl and i am using it as a mail holder because it has an envelope sized front pouch ahahh, i will try to attach a picture hahaha i am not impressed with the weather today, its cold and windy. ive just poured my first tea of the day and used up the last of my tea milk, so i am going to have to buy more just to last me until i go home, i am not happy as you can imagine!!!! last night my new neighbour"pierre" stopped by to say hello, he is pretty nice, from quebec city and works in construction, he said he will ask the landlords if he can build some type of shed under the deck that i can store my bike in ahahha i already like him way better than the trash!!!! i cant believe jenny is nearly done school, thank god!!! her busy schedule was overwhelming me!!! dad i am pleased you remembered my request for the peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, i cant wait to eat too many of them and get sick ahahahahah you know what easter is also the anniversary of....the petey incident....if you dont know what the petey incident is, dont ask because i am pretty sure i am forbidden to tell that story ahhahahah alright well its only two more sleeps until i come home, so start vacumming up the cat fur hahahah no just kidding, dont vaccum it makes me feel at home hahahahaha alright well i am off to watch my last ep of ugly betty- seriously this show is addicting!!! talk to you later!!

laura

if i liked my dressers i would use them more.

2007-04-03T19:49:00.000-07:00

leave it to john to turn knitting into something mathy hahaha i am actually loving that capelet, i just might have to pay a visit to the bee hive tomorrow. today i watched alot of ugly betty, i am nearly caught up though so that will be over soon. i also caught some y&r but as soon as i saw neil feeding drucilla grapes i had to turn hahahah and again oprah was so annoying today, i especially hate when she talks about how you dont really need that much to survive, and you should donate all your hard earned money to the poor- yeah like she is really going without hahahha bitch. anyways i went for a walk, it was really nice out but cold with the wind, just as jenny predicted. i went to the sev and had a rootbeer slurpee, i havent had one of those in years, it was delish!!! also they didnt have any old dutch chips there, i was not impressed as i was looking forward to a ketchupy snack!!! hmmm what else is new....not alot, i am going to go watch some american idol, isnt simon handsome!!! take care my gems.

like two horns on the devil....

2007-04-03T12:26:00.000-07:00

alright boys dont make me seperate you two...
1. brownosery is not only allowed, it is encouraged.
2. john due to your multiple comments yesterday you are forgiven from not reading my blog all weekend and missing your mothers concert.
3. where did you boys take english? ultra smart school or something?
4. i am practically french, everybody knows that i am metis...practically

i had a weird dream last night, i was in the 1800's and sneaking about, actually maybe my dream was set in pirates of the caribbean hmmm anyways it was strange and i ended up at grandmas house... last night i was talking to mom on the phone and she was saying to stop bullying john ahahahah i might have to make a new rule about not defending other members of my blog against things i say in the blog.... i am addicted to ugly betty, its pretty silly and its the type of show you have to watch from the first ep but its fantastic, practically! im not sure what i am up to today, i still need to do a bit of cleaning, i have to watch y&r because i missed it this morning, check the mail, do some knitting....other than that just seeing if i get called in to work.
well i am off to flat iron my hair and drink some tea, you kids get along while im gone!!! talk to you later.
laura

practically no complaints!!

2007-04-02T16:26:00.000-07:00

mitties your comments are high quality!! and i did neglect to mention yesterday that mitties came to auntie mo's show because two sons of hers who shall remain nameless ditched their own mother. even though mitties was right in the middle of some very important school work he found time to come. actually mitties instead of writing an essay on sacred cows or whatever it is you are supposed to be writing about you should just print off the comments from my blog and hand them in. today its cold in here!! my house is colder than it is outside!!! i went to the mall for a bit but they are remodelling the gap so i had to go downtown because they had this dress i liked there, anyways the service i received at the downtown gap was the best of any store i have ever been in to. the people werent pushy but just helpful enough, i couldnt believe it, it was fantastic. i also met my new neighbour "pierre" he is mega french, but seems very nice, thank god!!!! i practically said to him "je deteste le perculateur" but i didnt want him to think i was showing off my french skills!! i cant believe i am going home on friday!!! i am very excited, and i am driving home with jaclyn, who was smart enough to know that we will probably need reservations for the ferry on friday so we are riding on the 9 sailing so we can eat at the buffet!!! i should look and see if i have a bag i can use to take home other than my monstrous suitcase hmmmm what else what else... i think that might be all for now, i didnt get much cleaning done- its too cold!!! i am watching ugly betty on my computer so i will likely just make a bed nest and stay in there until i am warmed up. alright well, crowns and pawprints and mitten hands all around for my loyal followers, you know who you are hahahah i will talk to you later.
laura

am i having a stroke or is it getting darker in here?

2007-04-01T20:20:00.000-07:00

i am soooo tired, i only ended up getting about two hours of sleep today when i got home, then i went to auntie mo's fantastic concert, she is such a gem like singer!!! uncle dave was on fire with hilarity today, the best was when he said he thought he was having a stroke when he shook this guys fake hand because it was made of rubber or something hahaha jenny and i were classy as usual eating corn nuts and bounty bars during the concert. the choir director was interesting haha i really liked how she talked down to the crowd like we were three year olds getting ready for our afternoon nap hahah i just gave my rent cheque to my landlords and they said the people that moved out left such a mess in the suite, garbage everywhere!!! apparently the new renter is some french canadian or something...a single. hopefully he isnt a douche, we'll see. jenny and i had asparagus and cream cheese sandwiches today, they were really good, who knew!!! my feet are so cold, i am too exhausted to type, i am obviously in really rough shape so i am going to go to bed i will write more tomorrow, i dont work yet, so my plans include cleaning my suite, including a thorough cleaning of my fridge, eating a sandwich, drinking some tea, knitting and maybe going to the mall for a few mins....ok i am off to bed. goodnight gems.
laura

my neighbours are using an electric saw indoors.

2007-03-31T17:55:00.000-07:00

it is sooo nice out this afternoon!!!! i had to go get a new bus pass for aprill, guess what it cost me...74 dollars!!!! they raised the price by nine dollars, i think they did it just because you can now claim buspasses on your taxes...sounds like a scam, i am going to have to make a new list of people or companies that are trying to or succeeding in scamming me.
so my neighbours are moving out, im not going to go on a rant but most of you know how i feel about them.... but i think they left ALL their moving until today...the last day of the month. there has been alot of foul language coming from their place today!!! i wonder who my new neighbour will be, i hope they arent awful!!! if they are really terrible i might have to move out this summer, maybe right into auntie mo's ahahahah. i hope its a single moving in, i am sick of these doubles talking all the time, annoying me, etc. and i hope its someone who understands how a smoke detector works.
also for the record there has been much speculation about jackie being a vampire, look, just because she 400 years old and is allergic to garlic and sunlight, and has sharp fang like teeth, and needs to regularly feast on human blood to survive doesnt make her a vampire!!!
so i stopped in at the walmart and had the best service i have ever received there. now no one offered to help me or anything but one lady did tell me where i could find a garbage can (after i stood there listening to her chat with another employee about how her thirty year old son lives at home, and she cant find a decent man for herself or something) then i got the best lineup ever and was through in like 3 minutes!!! i also got a new bath mat. all in all a very productive day!!!
i got called in to work tonight, but i have a feeling i am working with good people so it should be ok. hopefully i will be able to get some serious knitting done!!! tomorrow i will have to wake up early because i am going to see auntie mo sing, it should be terrific. you know the song orinoco flow by enya, when i was little i used to think my aunt wrote that song for some reason....to my knowledge she didnt hahhahahah anyways i better go get a snack and nap for a bit but i will try to write later from work, i hope all is well, talk to you later.
laura

devastatingly important information

2007-03-30T23:17:00.000-07:00

i have alot to go over so i am just going to dive right in sans pleasantries. so i called the CRD environmental services and they said they will only accept the blue bags for recycling that the CRD sells...sounds like a scam to me. they may only be fifty cents but thats fifty cents more than i want to give to the CRD.
also did anyone catch oprah today, is it just me or is nature terrifying? oprah was like "watch this clip its stunning and magnificent" so i thought it might be something neat...no it was a baby elephant dying in the desert because it was blinded by dust and abandoned by the rest of the herd. oprah tricked me into watching that clip, or at least up until it didnt look good for the babe ellie, then i turned the channel of course. what a bitch. speaking of people that i hate, what the hell is the deal with rosie odonnell? remember when she used to pretend to be all nice like ten years ago? what happened to her? she is insane, i hope she gets fired from her job. has anyone seen her blog, it sucks to be perfectly honest. you cant leave comments, probably because she knows no one has anything nice to say about it, and its all about war conspiracy theories and some really crap poetry honestly if you want to induce vomiting google it.
oh also attention all pet owners, incase you havent heard there is more pet food being recalled, please make sure you arent feeding your pets poison!!! mitties for the record bi bi centennial means 25, bi is latin for half, so its half, half a centennial. think about a bike: bicycle- bi meaning half, cycle meaning four wheeled, thus a bicycle is a half four wheeled, if i am remembering my latin correctly.....
tonight jaclyn and i went to the michaels and i got some new cotton yarn. they didnt have red or navy so i might have to go downtown tomorrow to get those colours. then after the michaels we went to the caprice to see "blades of glory" it was actually really funny, much better than i expected. it was also made an infinity times better because Gob was in it, and everyone knows how much i love Gob ahahha speaking of arrested development we have got to watch that disc i found, maybe i will bring it over for after dinner on sunday, i swear it has the best eps ever!!! oh but back to the movie, so while i was in line for popcorn (delish, it had mega salt) and cola (practically the best cola i ever tasted!!) jaclyn found our seats, for the record i said off the bat we were in the wrong theater but it wasnt until after we criticised this woman for bringing her small children to blades of glory and sat through several child themed previews (superdog should have tipped us off) and half of some type of old fashioned mickey mouse cartoon, (you should all know how much i hate mickey mouse by now) that we realised we were infact in the wrong theater. it was very embarrassing practically.
ok has anyone seen that thing about the chocolate jesus? apparently there is some type of life size anatomically correct jesus made of chocolate in new york, my question is doesnt he have any clothes on? everyone knows jesus always wore a robe and jesus sandals!!! im actually kind of hungry, i could go for some chocolate jesus right now, or christ centered ice cream cake!!
jackie i hope you didnt wait up all night for my call, i didnt want to call you during dinner, then i went out and when i got home it was too late, i will try you tomorrow, i hope you had a super terrific day!!!! hmmm i think that might be everything..... oh before i left for the michaels i made a mistake on my knitting and dropped a stitch...it was devastating... hey where the hell has john been today?! i am not happy........ alright well i hope everyone has a good night we will talk some more tomorrow.
ps you should all visit the forum on jennys bands site www.november-rising.com you can link right back to my blog from there hahahah

CRD environmental services= devil worship

2007-03-30T14:40:00.000-07:00

good afternoon. im awake, it wasnt the best sleep i have ever had- partly due to the fact that the staffing office called me twice before ten in the morning for shifts i cant work anyways when they know damn well that i will be sleeping. this morning i missed my bus by like 3 seconds, but then another came pretty quick, my tea only had one cream in it so it was a little more watery than i prefer, oh and of course i spilled it all over myself as usual. but i didnt die at the paws of a coug...the other day i bought this little soap pump for my bathroom and it lathers the soap for you, just like in the public toilets. its pretty fancy. oh back to my tea this morning, ok so pretty much everytime i go to work i get at least one tea from the tim hortons in the hospital, however i have practically never won anything for that stupid roll up the rim. i think i won a doughnut once, but by now i should have won 50 million doughnuts!!!!
i dont really have much planned for today, i will probably watch some tv, eat a sandwich and a bowl of ice cream, do some knitting, drink some tea and see if i get called in for a night shift. i cant believe its like a week until easter- you know what that means...the end of lent!!!!! for anyone that doesnt know i gave up french fries for lent and jenny gave up pop,- going out for fast food has become a nightmare for us, we have practically ended our cousinship like 800,000 times. of course this hasnt stopped us from deciding to do second lent, which will start following regular lent. i havent decided what i am going to give up yet....
have any of you become so obsessed with my blog that it is interfering with your daily life...(besides jenny- get back to work on that essay) if my blog is ruining your life i want to hear about it hahahaah oh i havent checked the mail yet today hold on i will go look.... those stupid recycling sons of bitches!!! i actually remembered to put my recycling out today and those assholes not only didnt take it but left a "recycling reminder" on my bag telling me i couldnt use the same blue plastic bag that i have been using for two and half years.... looks like there will be some plastic in my paper recycling next week hahhaha i also got this book i ordered online like a million infinity years ago but its sealed with blood or wax or something so i need scissors to open it. also when i opened my door my keys were still in the lock..oops!!! ok im burnt out from all the recycling rage i need tea and y&r. i will write more later.