america is for shopping

im sooooorrrrrrrry! i have been very busy/lazy/forgetful. ummm lets see, since my last post i have done a whole lot of nothing and gone to america!!!!!!!! this past sunday me and jaclyn went to america and it was fantastic, let me tell you alll about it. first we took the ferry at seven in the morning, it was trechy. then we drove to america and the border guard "fernando" or something like that was not helpful, but we didnt have to wait in line at all then we were driving in america and it was a blizzard!!! there was so much snow it was practically trying to kill us! then we arrived in bellingham at the mall but it was only 10am on a sunday and the mall didnt open until 11! but then we found a store that was open....the target, its my new favourite store. and i got quite a bit of stuff there and jaclyn bought an infinity of things there and i paid with american money (gross) the target also had a pizza hut that opens at 8am daily... ummmm oh by then the mall was open so we did some shopping and i got a few things and we had lunch in the american food court and my mcdonalds two cheeseburger meal only cost four dollars! ummm so then we shopped for the rest of the afternoon then we left the mall to go home but we were going to stop at barnes and nobles first and we did and we ate sugary cake and had drinks then we went to the starbucks and got gas then we headed home and the roads werent too too trechy but then we went back into canada and the roads were trechy and there was this silver truck that we were following for an infinity of time and i hated it!!! then we were on our way to the ferry when all of the sudden traffic stopped and we were annoyed so after waiting there for a while we went to this gas station and the guy said there was a bomb on the ferry practically so then we were like dammit we want to go home and evaluate our purchases so we got back in the lineup but then it started moving and we got on the ferry just before eight and sat in our new favourite place the seawest lounge, and we played cards and ate cheese and drank tea and then we came home. overall it was a fantastic day, i only wish i bought more at the target!!!! the rest of this week i have been working and hating every minute of it!!! i am very excited to have the weekend off and i am supposed to go the staff party for work on saturday but i dont know if i will go since my favourite escort is going to be out of town anyways. oh and jenny practically ruined my life with knowledge today, she said the makers of crest toothpaste test it out by putting it in cats eyes, and i was using crest toothpaste so today i had to go out and get new stuff dammit!!!! but i feel pretty good about myself... also i went to oak bay today and i stopped a cobs for bread and its delish, then i spent the evening watching some shows on tv, so it was a pretty good day! well i am very excited for christmas, two weeks and three days until i go home- can you believe it!!!! i am about 2/3 done my christmas shopping/crafting i only have a bit more to go!!! alright well i am off to bed, hope you are all well, talk to you later!
laura

oh joe lando....and the dog

hello!
guess where i am...the hosp! i havent been here in ages! i am working with good nurses tonight thank the heavens, and by heavens i mean heavenly father of course. so huge news for the few of you that dont already know, i got bangs!! they are pretty adorab if i do say so myself! ummm i feel like i shouldnt even show jenny my bangs until she gets hers done, then we can reveal them simultaneously and it will be like looking in a mirror but we will be looking at eachother! also today i nearly burned to death in another apartment fire. this is what happened: i had just finished my dinner and i was getting ready to eat a bowl of ice cream when the alarm went off and i was pissed! so i put on my nursing shoes without socks (gross) and my coat and i went outside because i thought it was another false alarm but then three firetrucks came and someone was talking about there being an actual fire in one of the apartments and i was like oh great i should have grabbed more stuff, and that dish of ice cream. anyways so the firemen go running into the building and they have tanks and equipment and stuff and its all very dramatic. then it turns out someone just burnt a potato in their microwave....it was such a let down. i was at least hoping for a fire big enough that i wouldnt have to go to work tonight (but not big enough that i couldnt hang out with jenny instead) so then i went back inside and i ate some ice cream but then i remembered i didnt have any more tickets for the bus and i was like dammit i gave my last quarter to the shopping cart last night so then i went to the subway and i got some dinner and i asked for lots of change but the boy was out of loonies and toonies and so i had to get five dollars worth of quarters but it was ok i guess. ummm last night me and jaclyn went to langford and there were sooooo many creepy langford people, especially at the quiznoes but then we went to the superstore!!!!!!!!!! and i got some grosh and stuff and the most delish ice cream ever made. then last night at 11 a league of our own was on!!!! it was soooo good. i am starting to get kind of tired i might have to have a nap tonightsies. tomorrow i plan on daysleeping until the afternoon then going to AM's for dinner then i have to go to work tomorrow night too, its going to be really awful for me! lets seeee what else is new oh i know what i didnt tell you about, only the best sleepover ever!!! jenny and me had a sleepover and it was sooo good. we ate a ton of candy and watched season two of baywatch which does not have the opening song that you think it does!!! then we wrote love letters to joe lando aka sully/cellee from dr quinn medicine woman, he has not written us back yet!!! the nerve! then we did some youtube research about midgets, or dwarfs or whatever is pc, and also watched some really fantastic tyra clips on youtube ummm anyways we stayed up really late then i was sick in the morning from eating soo much candy, actually i thought i was in kidney failure but i guess i wasnt. ummm and i think thats about all thats new! i ate at pags again with diana when she was here and i got another cheesecake and it was sooooo good! it goes especially well with tea. so do gingersnaps...i should make some gingersnaps but i dont have any molasses.... alright well i am going to read my book for a bit but i hope you are all doing well, talk to you later
yours in cousinship, friendship or strangership,
laura

hey crybabies hahahhah

alright alright, enough with the tears everyone ahahahahha so how has everyone been? i have been the same as always....fantastic!! lets seeee since my last post i have eaten some candy, done some sewing and thats about it. ummm oh i am very annoyed that this writers strike is affecting all my tv shows, usually when i get home from work at night i watch jon stewart and the colbert report but there are in repeats!!!!! i am not pleased. also the fruit flies are back! where the hell are they coming from? i read all sorts of good suggestions on how to kill them online- people are really passionate about killing them ahahah the best was putting vinager and sugar or something into a bottle then once the flies go in to eat it you pour baking soda in and the volcano kills them ahhahahahahha i would like to try that one but honestly i have bleached my drains and my garbage cans, where are they coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ummm last week on the day before hallloween me and jess went to the corn maze at night and it was terrifying!!! well mostly the scary part was this giant talking mechanical bear that told kids that they should drink alcohol or something like that but anyways after that we went to pags and got cheesecakes and they were sooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods then on the next night me and john went back to pags but not for dessert, just dinner then we saw the darjeeling ltd and i really liked it. ummmmm i havent even seen jenny in a million infinities except on sunday because of her school work and its killling meeee but on sunday was fun we had so many desserts with dinner and john and megan made the ugliest ginger bread house i have ever seen....but dont tell them i said so hahahhahah the candies were good though. then on tuesday jaclyn and i watched some movie that wasnt good but we at thai food and it was good and we watched beauty and the geek and that was good too hahahhaah umm i am back to being obsessed with the edison twins, i just really want to see one ep just so i can realise it isnt as good as i am remembering ahahhaha i do have the theme song on my pod now though ahahahah alright well my plans today are to continue my efforts to kill the fruit flies and tidy up my place, i have company coming this weekend ummmmmmmm i think thats about alll oh one good thing jaclyn picked me up some fabric for me at ikea last weekend and they only charged here for one piece... and it was the cheapest hahahahahah good times alright well i hope you are all well i will talk to you later.
laura

its my 100th post day!!!

well everyone, big news....this is my 100th post!!!!!!!!!!! yay me, i think i deserve some type of cake or at least an ice cream log!!! ummmm lets see what else is new, oh i am writing this from the hosp and the computer i am using has the hugest font i have ever seen ahahahha someone old must have been using it. i am trying to look up flights to go home at Christmas but westjets website is down!!! how rude of them! ummmm oh in other news i was practically burned alive in an apartment fire last night. at 430 in the morning the fire alarm for my building went off and i had to get out of bed and go outside in the freezing cold!!! i wasnt really too worried though because the alarm had gone off in the middle of the day the day before so i was pretty sure it wasnt a real fire but just incase i grabbed my purse and my cross stitch just to be on the safe side, anyways then there were a few hundred people just waiting outside, some were in there pj's and some took the time to get fully dressed and put makeup on ahhaha they would have been burned alive to death!!!!!! ummm anyways the fire alarm noise is pretty much the worst noise i have ever heard in my entire life, i was practically running out the building to get away from the noise but you could still hear it outside really loud too hahahah then the firemen came and looked around and there was no fire so we could all go back inside but then i couldnt get back to sleep so i watched some tv then i went to sleep until noon hahahah ummmm in other news jenny is ruining my life with her schoolwork. i wish latin was never even invented. ummmm oh i was going to post some apron pictures because i have been sewing like mad lately and i have made some really adorable aprons (they are more of an art piece than they are wearable, i think they will disintegrate in the first load of laundry ahhaha) anyways i will take pictures of them later and post them next time i write, which reminds me i had a run in at the fabricland the other day with this stupid lazy fabric cutter girl who was too lazy to look up the inches to meters conversion even though she had a table right in front of her. it was quite a fiasco and i didnt buy enough fabric and i forgot the lace so i am going to have to go back this week but its ok because i think they are having a sale!!. ummm i cannot wait for christmas!!!!! i am so excited, i am going to be baking cookies and i already bought some decorations for my new place, its going to be fantastic, i wish november never even existed so christmas would be closer (sorry dad) oh guess what is back in my place...fruit flies, i hate them sooo much i wish every fruit fly that ever lived would die. ummmm that might be all i have to say for now. i will maybe be going to AM's for dinner tonight but it will depend on how much latining jenny has to do and what time i wake up hahahha alright gems i hope you are having a good week i will talk to you later
laura

meowsus

you people are sooo needy hahahaha and i am loving every minute of it hahahahhaah i will have you all refer back to my very first post where i predicted infrequent updates, thus i am only fulfilling my own prophecy anyways im sure sooo much has happened since my last post but mostly i am in love with caramels, the little square kind. i thought i overdid it at johns last week when i ate nearly twenty caramels in one sitting (i needed constant energy for guitar hero) but i was wrong i am still loving every blessed caramel i eat!!!! i am going to get a halloween sized bag of them and make caramel apples too!!!!! another thing i love about this time of year is the rockets. i know you can get rockets any time of year but to me they seem more delish (not to mention cheap) close to halloween. ummmm another food i love is the sweet potato, remember at AMs on the weekend how delish the sweet potatoes were!!!! and i ate them on my bread it was soooooo good. ummmm last week i made two pies, one for jaclyn and one for AM, and i have to say they were pretty delish, the worst part about making them is peeling the apples, i wonder if grandma still has that applepeeler thing you just put the apples in and it does all the work hmmmmm anyways on friday jenny and mits took me to this place downtown to see this show of this friend of mits, she was really good, however i think i was tricked into drinking a hot carob! i requested a hot chocolate but it didnt taste like chocolate at all, it tasted like health!!!! i had to add sugar to it hahahah and jenny was drinking these delish tea babes and they were soooo good so she shared like an angel!!!! ummmm then we were all high off these tea babes so we had to get out of there so john and megan came and we went to his house and we played guitar hero and it was sooooo stressful for me!!!!!!! then on saturday i worked, it was pretty ok then on sunday jenny and i (team cousinlove) did the run for the cure and helped to cure breast cancer! we were soooooo good we got there early and had to walk at least 7km from the car to the start of the race and we were exhausted by the time we even started the race but there were lots of cute dogs and we were given size XXXXXXXL shirts that could easily fit a 500lb man oh and we had numbers pinned to us.....i dont really know what purpose they served, but we loved them ahhahaha and we walked the race, just a few paces behind the cripples and we ate almonds and raisins and it was good then we were going to go to the jjmorgans but we went there and the manager refused to serve us!!!!! something about he doesnt like white people or the restaurant was full or something anyways so we went to the spot and it was full then we went to the other spot and finally we got served hahahhahahaha it was good though! then we had thanksgiving dinner at AMs because she is going to be away next week and as i said it was soooooo delish ummm then thats about it the rest of the week i havent done much of anything....i ate an ice cream on monday with jaclyn and bought a rolling pin and measuring cups but thats about all! oh i have been watching this show called dexter, its a little dark but quite addicting i already watched all of season one and now i am up to date in season two!!! ok well i hope you are all doing well, i will try to be good and write again soon.
laura

i do interesting stuff

hey, i am at the hosp and i just ate pretzels and liked them!!!! ummmm i feel like at least something has happened since my last post hmmm lets see. oh on sunday at AM's we were going through old pictures and found the one of grandma going down the pool slide- it is fantastic hahahah there were lots of other really funny ones too ummmm and we had spag for dinner and i was really delish! what time does safeway open in the morning because i really need a cucumber to make sushi with hmmmmm anyways so oh also on the weekend we went out for dinner with andrew and i had the cheese platter and it was pretty much delish and mitties was playing music and ummm oh jenny earlier was bassing some biblical songs and it was really good oh and jenny got her ears pierced and i hated the girl that did it, according to her working at claires is the equivalent of having a medical degree.....anyways so that was good and they look nice. then i had to work on saturday and it was a little wild to say the least hahahahah i dont know how long i will last at this new place hahahah on sunday jaclyn and i went shopping and i got a new pillow and i am LOVING it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a million feathers in it and its like sleeping on an infinity of clouds. also john has gotten me addicted to this fantastic new show you should all watch- its called flight of the conchords and its pretty much hilarious and musical. speaking of music did you know that i am really good at guitar hero? well i am, not to brag or anything but i was soooo good the other night at johns and i played this song about japanese people and now i am obsessed (not with jesus' cousins)! can you even imagine how tired i am right now? well i am! i got up at three today to watch dr quinn medicine woman, and it was worth getting up for hahah oh and tonight top model was on, have i mentioned lately how much i hate tyra banks? she is the most useless person in the universe. speaking of the universe john deliberately gave me a huge headache the other night by talking about the universe and how everything is a year and there are an infinity of planets and the universe is practically already over and we just dont know it yet or something to that effect, needless to say my head is still killing me!!!! ummm i think thats really all thats new oh i got a parcel in the mail from jackie this week, it was pictures from the wedding, adorab!!!! alright well i better get back to sitting around, talk to you later
laura

kosher salt x fish / dreams= reality

alright alright so i havent written in an infinity of days...sue me hahahahahah ummm last week i had to work all week and it was sooooo trechy! i wanted to kill like 72 people ahhahah and they deserved it too!!!! ummm on monday i finally got to see jenny after her extended absence, and it was glorius!!!! we got sandwiches and yarn and went to this haunted house to pet these cats and watched 90210 then we went to jennys and watched a movie and drank some tea and it was super good and we picked auntie mo up from the airport and the flight was delayed and i had a doughnut with sprinkes!!!! on tuesday i went for a job interview for this place over near my new place, its for the wealthy elderly hahhaha but its pretty neat and i got the job and i am starting on saturday, but i work overnight at the hospital on friday night so i think its going to be pretty trech! yesterday i pretty much went grocery shopping and got some stuff and ummmm thats pretty much it except jaclyn and i went to a movie last night it was strange but pretty good but the girl at the snack stand was pretty terrible at her job ummm today i did some cleaning of my place and i did some laundry too! tonight trisha is coming over and we are going to go in the hot tub i think, it should be good!!!! i have to remember to give her her movie back hmmmm i cant wait for the new shows to start again on tv, especially now that i have all the channels!!!!! it should be super fantastic, i really want to watch ugly betty, and the office and 30rock and amazing race and survivor and cold case!!!!!! no new shows look very good i think i am going to boycott them!!!!!! ummmmm i have some devastating news to report, a capable wife has died. it was filter death. i think that i am only going to get big fish or fast fish because they dont seem to swim into the filter as much hahaha and now i have to get the sacred cow a new friend. oh that reminds me of my dream last night, i had this dream that we were in the bathroom at grandmas and jenny put kosher salt into the water my fish were in and they stared multiplying and soon there were too many for my tank so i had to get this huge tank to put them in, actually i think john got me that tank but it was really tall and i had to put it on the floor so i could reach the top and i forgot to put gravel and plants in it hahhahhaha and some fish were blue and they were tropical!!! then staffing called and i said i couldnt come in because i had a fish situation and they were very rude so i went there to have a confrontation with them hahahahaha there were so many fish ahahahah like 150 hahahahahha but staffing really did call this morning hahhah hence my working tomorrow night. ummm i kind of want to make cookies or something but i will probably eat the whole batch hahhhaha anyways i hope you are all doing well, i will maybe write again soon ahahha no promises hahahahahah take care gems!
laura

her majesty returns......

Helllooooooooooooooo i am back in victoria and i am waiting for my corn on the cob to be cooked. i got back wednesday night, my flight was delayed 25 minutes, i was not pleased!!!! but then when i got home i was pleased because my adorab new couch was in my living room!!! and i didnt have any food except the cookies my mom made me and i ate an infinity of them and they were sooo delish!!! anyways then on thursday jaclyn and i went shopping and it was good and i got a new clock and some photo albums ( i took all the pictures out of my massive album from highschool, they are such a waste of film hahahahahahhaah) and grosh ummmmm then on friday i had to work and it was mega busy and annoying then yesterday jaclyn and i did more shopping during the day but we were very good!!!!! then last night me and jaclyn went to dinner with don and terry and it was delish and i had three drinks of alcohol and it made me very tired so i slept like a newborn lamb, anyways it was super fun ummmmm oh yeah then we went to xanavision and rented possibly the worst movie ever made, it was called "the princess academy" and was made some time in the early 80's, however it isnt nearly as good as the title suggests. then today jaclyn and i went out again and were nearly killed by several reckless drivers and i became agitated at the walmart because they only had these huge size sugar bags and i just wanted a small bag so i didnt get any sugar at all!!! but it turns out i probably have some in my cupboard anyways. ummmm oh also in very exciting news, I HAVE CABLE!!!!!!!!! its pretty much the highlight of my life to get cable again because i ran out of brat camps yesterday and grant stole back his dvd player and i think if you all will recall mine is broken. tonight i am going to cut out the patterns and fabric for my aprons, but i cant sew them because my machine is at jennys and she and john abandoned me to go to disneyland, i am practically like chop liver substitute!!!!! oh guess what, when i came home from vernon one of my fish (sacred cow) has turned white!!!!! all the orange has gone off its body! i was shocked but he doesnt look sick or anything, its all very bizarre! tomorrow jess is coming over for lunch, i wonder what i should make hmmmmm anyways i better get going, i have second dinner to make!!!!! well i will talk to you later in the week.
Princess angelface

jacks wedding!!!!!!!!

hello!
i have done an infinity of things since my last post!!!! first i met jackie and josh in kelowna on wednesday and we went out for dinner at this funny little place in peachland with joshs best man rob, then we went back to jackies house and ummmm i dont think we really did much else that night, but then on thursday jackie and i were baking cookies for the wedding and it took an infinity of hours!!!! and then jackies mom came and helped and it turns out i am no good at frosting the cookies but i am good at making the batter ahhaahaha so we got those all done and we went out for dinner at lees by the sea/downtown and i had the best sushi ever and chow mein! then on friday jackie and i got the flowers and the limes and fruit platters for the wedding and we stopped at every safeway in the okanagan to get all the flowers but we got them and it was good but then in winfield there was an accident and we narrowly made it through before they closed the road. then we went out to armstrong and did some stuff at jackies then we met they boys at the dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday and it was delish then i came home. on saturday was jackies wedding so we went to get our hair done at ten and the girl put 54 bobby pins in my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurt ahahahha but it looked nice...and big! but then we had to rush out to armstrong to get the sashes and we did and then we went out to salmon arm and i tied them all and it was good and they looked really nice, actually the whole place looked fantastic!!! then we finished decorating then we got changed into our dresses and jackie looked sooo nice!!! then there was the ceremony and it was good then pictures and that was good then we ate dinner and it was delish and there was rubarb crisp for dessert and cake!!!! ummm then there was some dancing and mingling and then before you knew it it was over!!!! but it was a super nice day and it only poured rain for about five minutes and then it stopped and was dry the rest of the night!!!! then this morning i went back out to joshs parents house and had breakfast and watched them open gifts and then i came home and now i am going out with jenny to my grandparents!!!!! so it turned out to be a fantastic weekend!!!!! i hope you all had good ones too, talk to you later
laura

vernonicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god this computer is soooo slow. hello from vernon! it is gloriously sunny today, much better than yesterday!!! i flew in on saturday and it was very trechy!!!! first off there was a major commotion at the airport due to other cancelled flights then these terrorists were on my flight and transporting all this fresh fish (bombs) and it held up everyone then the infant terrorist had to go to the bathroom right during takeoff and it was such drama!!! anyways i made it here in one peice but then i was sooo tired i needed a nap so i had one and that was good but then me and mom did some shopping for jackies shower and we got all the things we needed. on sunday was jackies shower and it looked like it was going to rain but it didnt and it went well and there was soo much food ahhahhah but it was good, then last night i was mega tired and i came home and watched tv and there was brat camp uk on and it was really good and my fav brat is xanthe- that is her actual name hahahah i love it hahahaha ummm then i went to bed and this morning i was too tired for the market so maybe next monday i will go but then i ate some breakfast and me and diana went to kelowna and there was nothing good at the mall at all- we didnt get anything!!! and we went to the a&w and the girl was sooooo dumb it took like an infinity of hours to get our food. then we came home and now i am typing this!!!!! oh and i forgot to say before i left i got a couch!!!!!! its mega adorab, its a cross between lime and sage coloured and its velour!!!! its super nice and the lady i got it from carolina was super nice too ummmm yeah so now i will have a place to seat people when they come over hahahahah alright well tomorrow i think i am going to get a spray tan (yikes) because i am super too pale for the wedding ahhhaha and also i am going to jackies either tomorrow night or wednesday, we'll see. but for now i am going to go have a hot dog with doritos on it then diana is coming over and is going to try a few hairstyles on me for the wedding then we will maybe watch big love!!!! yaysies! alright well i am really enjoying my vacation so hopefully you are enjoying your non vacations, or if you are on vacation you like that too ahhah and most of you i will see at some point this week, so take care gems, i will write again probably when i get back from penticton
laura

voice match= donny osmond, dance match=patrick swayze

hello.
i have been working nights, and reading a really good book so i was too busy to write at work. hmmmm what is new, well i still dont have a couch but i feel like i am getting closer to owning one by the day! also i am going home on saturday yaysies!!!!! yesterday i ate a peach and it was from california and it was so awful i wanted to vomit it all over the nursing station, i am going to eat an infinity of peaches when i go home, and i am going to go to the market with mom it should be good times!!! tonight jaclyn and i went couch shopping and were served by this deceiver named "yuri" if that was infact his real name because he certainly didnt have an eastern european accent. anyways i was pretty sure he was purposely trying to agitate me. then we went back to my place and watched dirty dancing ("nobody puts baby in a corner"~ patrick swayze) it was absolutely ridiculous, much more than we had remembered ahahah anyways there was some good parts and one especially great part. also it turns out jaclyn and i are perfect dance matches for patrick swayze. in other news i am pretty much obsessed with yogurt covered raisens, the best are from thriftys and the worst are from save on, and safeways are just ok but the yogurt is a little to hard and thinly coated for my liking. tomorrow i am going to go downtown, it should be good. also i will maybe finish putting pictures up. well i hope you all sleep like an infinity of angels, i will talk to you later
laura

my new castle (non clothic in nature)

so yes it has been an infinity of days since my last post but i have been a very busy girl!!! i am all moved into my new place and it is adorab!!!!!!! but couchless ahahahha i had to sit on the floor last night to watch a movie ahahahhaha anyways so yes on tuesday we moved all my stuffs over here and lots of people helped especially mom and dad. then me and mom had to go back and clean my old place and it was a NIGHTMARE. but we got it all cleaned and i got my damage deposit back and everything so that was good. but me and mom looked at an infinity of places for a couch and couldnt find one. and we went out for chinese food the other night too and it was really good and they gave me the most food i have ever seen in my life. ummmm oh but on tuesday night i went out for dinner with the girls from school and saw the most hilarious pictures ever of this mega tramp we went to school with, and she had posted the pictures on facebook ahhahaha and she looked ridiculous we laughed for like a half hour straight ahahaha so that was funny and we also ran into this other girl from school that doesnt live here anymore, then yesterday i saw another girl from school on the bus!!! oh speaking of bus i was nearly late for work yesterday because as i was leaving for the bus i realised that i didnt have buspass or change for august so i had to run into the shoppers and get some tickets for the bus and it was dev. but i actually then caught an earlier bus and got to work early ahhahahah but it was soooo hot on the bus yesterday, mega trech!!! work was ok then jaclyn picked me up after work and we were goign to come back here and watch dirty dancing but my dvd player broke yesterday so jaclyn brought hers from her house and that was fine except she didnt have the remote so we couldnt watch dirty dancing becuase we couldnt get past this stupid welcome messege in the menu, so then we decided to watch girls just want to have fun, which trisha lent me and it was soooooo funny and good and the best line of the whole movie was
sarah jessica parker: i dont know, is that motercycle safe.
random motercycle guy: its the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs
hhahahahahah it was such a silly movie, and the best parts were helen hunts hats and hair accessories- ridiculous!!!!! annnyways i also got a chance to use my fantastic new popcorn machine!!!!!! i am pretty sure it is the first air popper ever made since it was from grandmas house anyways it was soooo delish!!! alright well i think i am going to hang some pictures but i will talk to you later.
laura

no hats about it!!!

hello again from the middle of the night.... i am very blessed tired. ummmm so i have done pretty much nothing but sleep today but yesterday was really fun. mom and i had quite the day. our day started early when we went to see the titanic exhibit at the museum, we got our tickets online and thank god we did because it was mega busy! we both really liked all the artifacts, and there were so many neat things to learn about!!!! it was very educational, oh and me and mom both survived the sinking by the way- we were second class. ummm so after we looked at all the fine china from the ship we decided we wanted to eat off fine china so we went to the emp for lunch, it was really good, lorne the waiter was very talkative...... ummm then we went to the bay mall and mom got shorts then we went to this store on fort st well actually we were looking for these other stores on fort but they were gone so then we went to oak bay and looked around. then we went out to langford and stopped at my new fav store the cloth castle, or clothic castle as i will be calling it in the future. they had soooooo many good fabrics except they were out of this one with teapots that i wanted but anyways there is also a bargain tower there too! but i got a pattern for aprons so after we finish our tops jenny and me can make some aprons!!! ummm then we went to the homesense and i didnt really get to much except for this plant stand and ummm a jacket. lets see oh so then we were going to go back to my place so i could nap before work but first i wanted an ice cream treat, well do you think we could find a dairy queen!!!! it took an infinity of hours but finally we found one past royal roads and it was sure worth it!!! delish!!!! ummm so then i came home and napped and then i went to the bus stop but jaclyn called and she was driving home from her aunts so she picked me up and took me to work, then i worked and it was mega dev, but then i came home and i had a good daysleep and packed a bit more and found out i can move in on sunday!!!! yaysies!!! and now i am back at work. i think thats about all ummmmm i will talk to you tomorrow.
mobius L

if i had a dollar for everytime tim hortons messed up my order i would be a infinityaire

hellllooooo again from the hosp, i am so very nearly off just a couple more hours to go!! yesterday i spent allllll day packing, i hate packing!!!! it was sucking the life right out of me so i ordered a pizza which seemed to be a temporary cure. today mom and dad are coming here yay!!! it should be mega fun. i am sooo tired right now i could sleeep a hundred infinities!!! ummm so on sunday jenny and i became seamstress/designers. we started making our adorab new shirts.....turns out they were slightly more difficult than we anticipated, but we are doing really good so far. we also discovered we are both perfect voice matches for donny osmond, especially in "joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat".....we were really good just ask mitts, we are going to do a reproduction of our childhood productions of joseph, and it is going to be fantastic!!!!!! ummmm then we went to this pub and they didnt serve us our food we ordered then we went to qv's and it was alright and then we went home. then on monday i spent most of the day packing and i went out and got jackies pen then i came home and i packed some more then jaclyn and i went to dinner then got dirty dancing and rootbeer slurpees then we came back to my place and watched hells kitchen and it was soooo good!!!! except julia got voted off and she was my favourite but then i went to bed and i woke up and i packed some more!!!! good times, anyways i am off to work again i will talk to you later
laura

i want an apron-adorab in nature!!!!!

so the poll has taught me something about mitties, he had a pet wolf as a child!!! who knew?? thank god we got to the bottom of that wolf shirt obsession!!! last night jaclyn and i saw hairspray and it was fantastic, especially the outfits, i neeeeed a dress like that!!!! the most disturbing/worst part of the movie was john travolta, were there no available woman to play that role? anyways i practically wanted to vomit to death when i saw him. today jaclyn adn i went to langford to go to the costco to get her the new harry potter book, it was pretty good, we went to the staples after and got a few boxes....i think i will still need more though hahahahha anyways there were the most annoying people in the history of the universe in langford today, one nearly hit jaclyn with his car!!!!!!!!! then this other woman accused jaclyn of being a credit card thief, it was all very emotionally draining so afterwards i came home and had a nap but then i got up and when we were at the costco jaclyn got strawberries that we shared and they were soooo good so i made a shortcake to put them on and it turned out perfect and i went to the store and they didnt have real whipped cream so i had to use the kind in the tin, but it was good anyways, and i am going to have even more for breakfast if you can believe it!!!! actually i think its pretty nutritious, like toast and jam!!!! then tonight i went downtown and met mits and john and elspeth at this frenchy place but they were finished eating their grossness thank god and i had a coke that may or may not have been purchased and it was good and then we went to jennys show and this annoying girl bumped into me and elspeth and did not excuse herself, it was very rude!!! then there was all these tall people in our way and this drunk girl dressed as a moth was taking pictures of herself and talking into a flower. but then the best was when jenny was bassing and she was soooooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods, like a princess angel, everybody said so. ummm then john fetched me home and now i am writing this and then i am going to bed. oh i forgot it was brought to my attention that i give really good advice and that i should have an advice section in my blog, well as it turns out i cant quite figure out how to create such a thing but here is what i am thinking; you can leave your questions/problems in the comments section of my posts- you can do it anonymously if your problem is scandalous or unsavoury and i will answer them in that section. i think its a pretty smart idea, and i am sure you all agree!!! anyways angels i am off to sleep now hope you are having a super weekend!!!!
laura

shocked X an infinity = instigation

well i must admit i am shocked by the results of last posts poll, buster wins!!! and tobias gets zero votes!!!!!!!! i have to be neutral as the poll creator but i think i would have voted tobias out of pity hahahah but i think actually GOB is my fav (there was talk of boiling him into a bisque) and in other news jenny has practically become a new person in the two weeks she was away on tour, if you can believe your eyes and ears and mouth she has joined facebook!!!!! i nearly threw up in my mouth when i saw. good for her, although it does mean i will have to cross off facebook from her list of hates.... ummmm oh the phone just rang i wonder who it could be at this hour.... oh its just another floor missing a patient. i am at work by the way!!! and disliking every minute of it...except for the part where i am eating cookies hahahahh umm i did a little more packing today and even though i have packed like 6 boxes from my livingroom you cant really tell i have packed anything at all! and it was pouring rain today and i had to go get my dress fitted for jackies wedding....it should be good, it looks nice on. then i went to the blockbuster and kevin the possible devilworshiper/wolverine fanatic was there and there wasnt a single good movie to watch, then i went to the save on foods and got some more pitas (i am addicted to the pitas now and it is all your fault) and also some squash pasta and then i came home and watched some tv and looked at jennys pictures on facebook and watched the new episode of clark and michael, and it was especially adorab/hilarious and while i was on that site i noticed that george michael has a band too, how adorable is that little gem!!! anyways so i am looking forward to my daysleep because the kids are away so it should be pretty quiet then maybe me and jenny are going to do something later if she isnt working alllllllllllllllllllllright well i think i am going to watch the little mermaid on my ipod tonight but i hope you are all sleeping like little angelfishes and i will talk to you tomorrow. ps dont forget to vote on my new poll
laurius of mobius

return of the falconeer

so i just returned from grocery shopping and per the poll i bought some pitas. i also got other stuff to make souvlakis!!!!!! and fudgesicles ahhahahaha anyways so thank you all for your decision making, i will think of you while i eat my pitas.....except mom and jenny who i know didnt vote for pitas ahhahahahahah so yesterday jaclyn and i had a pretty good afternoon, except for when her car didnt start and i was forced to be rude to this car boy, actually that part was a highlight for me ahahhahah anyways so i got some boxes at the staples and last night after work i starting doing a little packing, it turns out i have alot of stuff ahhahahahaha then this morning the little angel herself jenny was back from her awful tour which practically ruined my life. and we went to floyds and they fed us this grotesque tea which nearly made us sick and we were sitting in this dark little corner and our chairs may have had some body lice on them hahaha but it was good anyways. then i was dragged against my will into the value village but i saw a plate with jc and a lamb and also this computer game from like 1992 and it was locked up in this display case and cost 19.99!!!! and it was called coco does math or something like that, maybe they were selling it as an antique! anyways but mitts bought all these furnitures and they barely fit in the car and there was possibly some type of spider infestation then we took mitties to his house then we went to the sev and got slurpees and dips or dibs or nibs or whatever those ice creams are called and they were good then we went back to jennys and watched big love then we made tea and kraft dinner then we watched young and the restless and michael was drunk or somethign and the whole show didnt make any sense then oh yeah also today i may have got john the best birthday present ever!!!! and no its not used!!! it is soooo useful we counted and there were over 31 uses just off the top of our heads.. but he will have to wait one month to get it!!! or maybe even later until i come home from vernon!!!!!!!!! so then jenny took me to my house and i put on my work clothes then i went to work and i showed jenny around the place and then i worked and then i went to save on foods then i came home!!!! it was a very busy day!!!!! ok well i will put up a new poll dont forget to vote!!!
laura

devestatingly important news!!!!!!!!

alright well i did some fun things today that i will tell you about in a minute but first i have very important news. i stumbled across this internet show tonight called "clark and michael" you all have to watch this show!!!!! (seriously, consider our friendship over if you dont watch) it stars george michael from arrested and he is aaaaaadorable/hilarious. the eps are really short, mostly like eight or ten minutes long but they are really funny and have guest appearances by some AD faves!!!! you should visit the site immediatly as soon as you are finished reading my blog www.clarkandmichael.com now as far as things i have done today, well jaclyn and i went to sidney for brunch and ate at this really hard to find restaurant that is in a hanger at the airport, there was one really terrifying waitress but other than that the food was good and cheap. then we went to sidney and wandered around downtown for a couple hours. it was really good, we went in to my new favourite store cameron rose and they had some really good sales then we went to this used book store that had some really weird old books then some other stores then we wanted to go see harry potter so we came back to victoria and went to silvercity and we were going to get tickets for the 410 show because it was just after three but it let me buy tickets for the 330 show so we thought it musnt be sold out! so we went into the theater and there were a ton of seats left for the 330 show even though there was a huge line of people waiting outside for the 410 show hahahhaha foolish people!! then we watched the show and it was really good except i had an aisle seat and the people infront of us brought this infant to the show and he was running up and down the stairs distracting me so i had to switch seats but there were these annoying loud talkers beside me and i was going to punch them in the throat but i didnt. anyways so that was good then i came home and did some baking and talked to mom and watch some internet tv and thats about it. tomorrow i have to work which should suck buuuutttttttt jenny returns tomorrow yay yay yay, it seems like an infinity since she has been gone! alright well friends i am off i will talk to you later.
princess angelface
PS dont forget to cast your vote in my new poll!!!!!!!!!

things this week

hey. how are you? i had a pretty good week, i worked everyday but today. today jackie is back in town and we did some wedding stuff with her mom and grandma. we went to the michaels in langford and i was so good i didnt even get a single thing! then we went to this ladys house to pick something up for the wedding but she wasnt home and it was strange, then we went to some wedding stores in town and it was good and there was lots of neat things to look at and jackie got most of the stuff she needed. then we went to that oyster bar on yates for lunch but it has lots more than oysters hahahahah and it was really good i got a tofu dog with yam fries and regular fries and me and jackie split this spinach and feta salad which was really good too, except for things werent exactly like on the menu and i hated our waitress. so after that we went to chinatown to get some other wedding stuff and we went to all these asian stores but jackie got what she needed, then we went back out to langford to see that woman and she was home this time, then we went back into town and we were going to see a movie at silvercity but there were an infinty of people in line to see harry potter but then we thought maybe we would go to the roxy so we saw shrek three was playing and i already saw it but it was really good so i didnt mind seeing it again and then we went to mayfair and it was really good and norma had a strawberry muffin and tea then we went to the movies and jackie and i snuck in rootbeer slurpees from the macs and it was possibly the most delish slurpee ever!!!!! and we had popcorn too, and the movie was even better the second time! anyways then they dropped me off at home and then i talked to john then i talked to mom and dad and then i watched seinfeld then i am writing this then i am going to bed!!! and thats about all! i dont think i did anything else interesting. this weekend i need to get some boxes so i can start packing....perhaps a trip to the staples is in order!!!! alright well i will talk to you later
laura

hello hello,
i am just back from seeing evan almighty with jaclyn. it was very religy so of course i loved it! i also worked tonight but just for a few hours. hmmm what else is new since friday... oh i went out again on saturday with jack and josh and the brothers and it was really good, we went downtown and i got a little sunburned but it was ok then we went to dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday then we went back to jasons and had spag and jackie put peppers and zucchini in and it was delish then we went to the ocean then i came home. oh i also got shoes for the wedding so that was good. sunday i didnt do too much i cleaned up a little then watched little miss sunshine then i had to go to work and it was mostly ok. then today i went downtown because i had to return something then go to the bay (i just did seven sneezes straight!) and i did and it was good then i came home and fussed about then i went to work and i ate two nectarines, i think they taste best when they are reaaaally ripe practically on the verge of being spolied... oh and the highlight of my day was getting a postcard from jenny, she got it on the ferry and it features the "queen of esquaimalt" and jenny put many blessings on the reverse!!!! sounds like the first thirty minutes of the tour were going fantastically! anyways so that was good and i talked to mom.... i am pretty sure i am not allowed to say what is going on there hahaha but she is having a really nice week. umm and thats about all. tomorrow morning i am going to go for a bikeride before it gets too hot. alright well hope you are all well, talk to you later.
m.laurius

i cant believe i havent posted in like a week! at this rate i will never reach an infinity of posts before my 30th birthday!!! so i am for sure moving now, i have found a new place with grants help its near RJH and is really quite adorable, well i am sure it will be adorable once the landlords remove all the garbage that the last people left behind! and it has a pool!!! and its only one bus to jennys and one bus to work!!!! also this week i worked a couple of day shifts which i never do and it was alright. i was working with pretty good nurses. anyways after work today i went out with jackie and josh and jeff (joshs brother) we went shopping oh and i showed jackie my bridesmaid dress for her wedding and it looks nice and everything then we went back to joshs other brother jasons house and at sushi and watched some weird shows then we went to maddicks farm and played two rounds of minigolf and i practically didnt cheat at all and was very well behaved. then we went back to jasons and ate ice cream cake, oh and we had the honour of meeting the federal veterinarian, if thats not code for something unsavoury. then when i got home there was a message from my landlords saying they were going to show my suite tonight, which they already had because the message was from earlier but my place was a disaster because i quickly came home and changed and ran out to go with jack and josh, so there was laundry all over and it was just messy hahaha oh well, i had said it was ok to show it whenever i just forgot that they put the ad in the paper today hahahahahah anyways not the end of the world i suppose, it will be clean for tomorrow! ok well have a goood night and i will talk to you tomorrow. ps jenny comes home next week!!!!!
laura

meowsus christ suuuuperstar.

john talking in code is forbidden on my blog. right now i have songs from jesus christ superstar stuck in my head thank you very much jenny and mitties!!!! today was pretty good, no new houses no work but i did go downtown with jenny and mits and i didnt spend a single penny!!! it took alll of my willpower, and jenny letting me wear her scarf all afternoon hahahh i looked mega mus, even uncle dave thinks so especially due to my glasses hahahahhah we also had dinner at AM's again tonight and it was delish as always and we had dilly bars and they were soooo good and mits was soooo cra-cra!!!! jenny is leaving for tour sooo soon and it is really going to ruin my life completely!!!! i hope she is happy about this. jackie is coming here this week so that will be fun and she will get to see what i am wearing to her wedding hahahah except the shoes, although i may have found some suitable shoes today but they might be too cas, we'll see. anyways what else is new hmmmmm oh hells kitchen was on tonight and it was really good i hate that melissa though she is such a meth addict!!!! i cant wait to move into my new place and make popcorn with my popcorn machine!!! does everyone remember how much i love popcorn? well its alot anyways hahahahah hmmm what else is up i guess not much, i hope tomorrow there will be some really nice places to look at but we'll see. ok well take care all and i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

ive got a fever, cabin fever that is!

hi. how are you? i am fine. today i didnt work ahahhahaha but i did look for places online but i didnt find any hahah but i did forget to pay my rent until five minutes ago but i did pay it... anyways also today diana and i wrote the most stunningly poetic poem ever in the history of the universe on facebook then we decided to look online for any competitions we could enter it it but we couldnt really find any good ones so we did some intense chatting online, my name was francepants2000 and i was and ESLer from france and boy did i dislike the americans ahahahha and their french fry and war loving ways hahaha i was so clever that i cant even recall all the clever things i said but trust me it was possibly the most clever i have been in two days then i csed then i went to AMs for dinner and AC came and john brought the fam and we had spag and i was loving every minute of it then for desert we had dillybars with blueberries and strawberries on them and they were sooooo good and jenny and the infant drew like fifty billion pictures and jenny was drunk on wakefulness which made her extra clev. then after dinner i went with john and the fam to mount tolmie to watch the fireworks but it took like an infinity of time for them to start and this stupid woman with her dog sat right beside me and i was not pleased and this woman with this tray full of fine china sat beside elspeth and it was mega trechy but pretty good then it didnt take too long to go home so that was good then i saw that on facebook this horsefaced girl i went to school with posted the trampiest picture of herself and it was soooo funny and now i am going to cs a little then go to bed. well i think thats aabout all for today, i will be doing some severe house hunting this week so wish me luck!!!! alright talk to you later
larua

i am clev....trust me!

nice try couz, i am subtracting 3 kitten paws and a crown for the vandalization of my blog. anyways enough about her....but more about her ahhahah today i went to jennys drum concert and it was fantastic!!! i especially liked the big drums and was practically playing them myself i was sitting so close to the stage!!! and the instructor had a mushroom cut, those of you who worked at staples may recall the companys stance on mushroom cuts.....actually i really wish i had a copy of that no mushroom cuts poster i plastered all over the staples when this kid with a mushroom cut started working there hahahah good times hahahahah anyways so the concert was good then i went back to jennys and csed until she came home then we went and got wayne/mitties=watties oh and jennys friend whom shall remain nameless was there too and we went to the jj morgan family (elderly) restaurant and it was really good and cheap and i had a delish milkshake and gave a wonderful lecture about wilderness safety, oh and by the way i was hilarious today!!!! trust me i was sooooo funny and clever, possibly the most clev i have ever been....or jj drugged my milkshake either way it was good times for all. then we went to the video store but we didnt get a movie but then we stopped at jennys friends house and got honey i shrunk the kids and we watched that and csed but jenny fastforwarded the part where the ant meets its trechy demise!!! then jenny had to to to stupid rehersal so we dropped off whats his face then got slurpees and they were soooo good then i came home and i talked to mom and dad then i had a headache but then it went away after tea then i watched some eps of arrested and csed now i am going to go to bed. and thats about all i did today but it was pretty fun indeed!!! ok well thats about all hopefully you all had fun days too, especially john the infant bird saver!!! way to put aside your career as a communist to save some adorab birds!!!!!! five kitten pawprints and a crown and a unicorn for john!!!! ok talk to you later
mobius laurius

meowcifer

hey. i have a headache today, i think maybe from all the csing or something. anyways today was pretty good despite my feeling ill. i went out to sidney with moira and we went to some really neat stores there but i was really good, even though i could have spent an infinity of dollars in some of the stores hahahha then we had lunch and it was good and it was nice to see moira again then i came home and i was exhausted so i had a nap then i was just going to have a quiet night but then jaclyn called to see if i wanted to go to langford to get fish food with her and i said ok so we went out there and i got a fish food ring because they didnt have any in stock the last time i was there and we saw the cats that were for adoption and i wanted to adopt all of them!!!! then we went to the michaels because i lost my colour code for my cs and so we went and jaclyn opened another one with her sharp talons and i copied out the numbers, and i got a magnet that says blessed!!!! then we ended up at the superstore unfortunately but i was pretty good there too and really just got some grosh. and thats about all i did today hahahah tomorrow i think i am going to jennys drum concert at uvic even though mitties cant go and john is having some meeting with the prime minister of giving kids computers or something. anyways hopefully i will be able to trech my way to the recital all by myself! oh tonight i told my landlords i am moving too, they took it pretty well so thats good. well i guess thats all thats new today i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

practically nothing

i forgot to post yesterday! and i nearly forgot today too!!! oops well thats mostly because i have done next to nothing ahahhaa i did some mild cleaning of my house and watched some tv and some roseanne that i downloaded and thats about all! oh and i have done alot of csing and looking for places online and such. last night jaclyn and i went to the walmart it was pretty ok they didnt have the triscuits i wanted but that was ok i got the square ones anyways i have been eating them with peanut butter and loving every minute of it hahahahah last night i had this mega trechy dream that i was at this really tall hosp and i was eating lunch outside with some of the girls from school and all these people were jumping off the roof but it turned out they didnt jump the guard rail just broke and they fell, and there was all this blood on the ground and i was in bare feet so i had to jump over it hahahaha it was bizarre!!!! moira and i might be going out to sidney tomorrow if i am not called in, which should be nice since ihavent seen her in an infinity of days!!! oh tonight for dinner there wasnt anything delish in my whole house to eat but then i remembered i had eggs and i could make crepes so i look online for a recipe because i didnt like the one i had and i found one and it was delish!!!! and nutrish!!!! anyways so i was pleased with that then tonight i just watched top model and thats about all well i dont think i have too much more to say hopefully tomorrow i will do something interesting hahaha alright talk to you later
laura

hh then hk

hey again. i didnt work today but i did do some cleaning of my house...i got rid of the plant that had been above my fridge and dead for two years, and some of the old food from my cupboards and some bathroom stuff- i am starting the pre move purge! other than that i did some csing and thats about all, oh i went to look at that apartment on fort with jaclyn-the apartment itself was actually quite cute however it was on the bottom floor and it had these weird ceiling fans and it generally just wasnt ideal. plus the guy showing it was soooo strange and his son was strange too, it was very weird hahah then we went back to jaclyns and watched boring tv until hells kitchen came on and it was fantastic as always and thats about all ahhahahahah tomorrow i hope i will go to work but if not i am going to continue cleaning my place out and maybe give my notice hahahahhahah yesterday mitties gave me these ear plugs that he randomly had in his pocket and i slept with them in and it was much better, i could hardly hear any noise this morning so i think i am going to continue sleeping with them in, except i heard knocking at a door and it though it was mine but it wasnt ahhahahah oh also today i was obsessed with looking for places online it was mega tretchy there wasnt any good ones!!! oh and i also scanned these pictures jenny had one of her and katie from when they were like two and the other from 1988 of the whole fam, its mega adorab!!!!!! alright well i think thats about all thats new hopefully there will be some really great places tomorrow!!! goodnite
laura

Falconized!!!!

hey gems
alright alright i know i havent posted for an infinty of days but i was away!!! on thursday grant and i went to vancouver to meet mom and dad, we took the one ferry and it was pretty good and we were going to take the pcl but grant thought it would be a good idea to take the city bus because it was cheaper, so i agreed to that but it turns out the city bus is an infinity of hours to get downtown!!! but it was ok anyways then we went to the hotel to check in and had a fight with the non falco at the front desk because he didnt want to let me and grant check in before our parents came even though dad called to tell them we were going to be there early. anyways so the nonfalco eventually let us up then we dropped off our bags and went shopping and it was good then we thought moms flight was delayed but it wasnt and they were at the hotel by the time we got finished shopping . then we ate some supper and i had a slurpee because there was a 7-11 across the street from the hotel, then we got ready and went to the roger waters concert at gm place and it was really really good except for the part where mom dumped pop all down my leg and into my shoes then told me to "take a chill pill" ahhahaha and grant dumped beer all over himself and dad spilled a pepsi in the hotel room so really i was the only tidy one of the bunch!!!!! after the concert, even though i was soooo sober and grant was absolutely not mom and dad decided it would be a good idea to follow him back to the hotel instead of me, needless to say i was right adn they were wrong and it was this total urban hike in the middle of night through this mega trechy part of town ahha but we made it ok.
then on friday we ate a delish breakfast and i had eggwhites and hashbrowns and toast and tea then we went to metrotown and went shopping and i got some really fantastic things, then grant went back to victoria then me and mom went shopping some more then me and katie went out for dinner and it was really good but our waitress was some type of demon and there was a prostitute working as the hostess at moxies but anyways it was good and i liked katies purse so much i got one for myself yesterday hahahah
then on friday night i plugged the toilet so in the morning i had to pee so i went downstairs to the front desk and i was like our toilets plugged, is there one down here and falco was like there is a changeroom but i dont know if it has a shower and i was like i dont need a shower i need a toilet and he was like its a womans changeroom so i have never been in there i dont know if it has a shower and i was like dammit falco!!!! where is this f-ing changroom. so then i went pee then i went back up to the hotel room and then later mom and dad were falconized then we went to ikea and mom and dad got things but i was really good then i was going to take the 12 ferry home so mom and dad dropped me off at the ferry at 1130ish but there wasnt a ferry until one so i had to wait!!!!!!!!!!!! but it was ok and then after the ferry i took the city bus again and it took an hour to get to my house and i was soooo annoyed but
then yesterday was JENNYS BIRTHDAY!!!!! so we went out for dinner to the canoe club and wayne and john and elspeth came and it was really delish and this guy called me back about this apartment i called about and he wouldnt shut up he talked for like an infinity of hours straight!!!! then we got andy and went to video stop to find a movie and we got dont tell mom the babysitters dead and then in the for sale videos bin guess what we found.....three men and a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 1.99 only!!!!! so i got it and it should be as good as i remember. anyways so we watched dtmtbd then we were exhausted and my lungs were full of thelma fur so we came home and i went to sleep and this morning i woke up at one and i had a shower and then today i am going back to am's for jennys bd dinner!!!!!! so i had a really good time while i was away from the blog but i practically missed you all terribly hahahhahahha ok talk to you later.
laura

bikes and such

hey, i nearly forgot to post today ahhahah i dont really have alot to say anyways but here it is!!!! last night me and this lady i work with rode bikes to work, it was really nice actually, well earlier in the afternoon i had gone out to get a bike light at the walmart and i did and it said like easy assemble or something so that was ok oh and i got a jesusfish sticker for the back ahah but its small and hardly noticeable. anyways so i got home and it took me an hour to get the batteries into the stupid light hahahaha seriously my hands still hurt from it ahhaha but they are really nice lights, they have several different settings and they are easily removable so no one will steal them while they are at the bike rack. alright well anyways so we rode bikes and we met at tillicum and rode and it was kind of dark but not too bad with the lights and it took us about twenty minutes and there was only one hill at the end that was bad but the rest was ok and the lady i was riding with had a sheepskin seat cover and a gel pad underneath it- i need one of those!!!! anyways so then work was ok and i did some csing and stuff then in the morning we rode home and it was pretty much ok except towards the end i was really tired and i practically didnt make it home hahahah but it was super nice and everything so that was good. then i had an ok daysleep but i got like an infinity of phone calls during the day so i was woken up like every half hour then i got up and watched some tv then i fell back asleep then i woke up again and went to the save on for some grosh and then i came home and jaclyn came and got me and we went to her house and watched hells kitchen from last night - i hate aaron!!!! then we were really tired so i came home and i have just been csing and i talked to jenny for a bit and thats about all.....i guess i did have a bit to say hahah anyways sleep well, talk to you tomorrow
laura

attn all: jenny and i are expecting!!! and its going to be an orph!

hello. i am at work right now, its pretty ok. last evening i had to work too and after work jaclyn picked me up and we watched ladybugs at her house and it was awful!!!! rodney dangerfield is the most annoying person ever created by the lord!!! the whole movie is these terrible one liners that mostly dont even make any sense!!! anyways but we ate more pancakes so that was good. then today jenny came and got me and mitties was there!!!! and he brought me the most delightful upside down hand from jerusalem- practically of the lords own making!!! and its so fantastic and its a mag and i gave it a very prominent place on my fridge. ummmm then me and jenny went to AM's and we ate some nanaimo bars and watched three men and a little lady and jenny cs-ed then we ate the most delish meal ever, it had these really good potatoes and salad and carrots and asparagus and apple pie for desert. but there was this spider on the ceiling and it was trying to ruin my life so then jenny and uncle dave got it down and put it outside, even though i think it should have died. anyways then we were going to get our foster orph today but they dont sell(?) them on sundays...but we decided to go with christian childrens fund because more money goes directly to the children. ummm what else oh my bike is home!!!! jenny strapped it in to the car and we brought it to my house so tomorrow i am going to go get some lights for it then i am going to ride to work tomorrow night with this lady i work with, so that should be good. hmmmm what else what else oh its the start of jennys birthfest by the way and i am going to vancouver this week so that should be fun. alright well i better get cs-ing...i gave up on the flesh and i have gone back to the scarf hahahah ok have a good day talk to you later
laura

dammit jimmy

hey all. so i set my alarm this morning so that i would have time to watch the wizard before i went to work, and i am sure glad i did. the wizard was even better than i had ever imagined/remembered. i was totally enthralled for a full hour and forty minutes. well actually at first there was a bit of excitement because i thought the tape didnt work because i got fuzz when i turned it on but then i realized that some unkind person had not rewound the tape to the beginning so once i did that it was fine. i also ate some of the carrot cake and tea pancakes that jaclyn made yesterday and they were delish. then i went to work and it was ok but kind of busy, and then i came home and jenny and i looked online to find a foster orph to sponsor and jenny called world vision and we can share the payments on one so it will be less per month, all of you should consider getting one, its the christ like thing to do!!! what else what else oh a certain mitten is back home yay!!!!! oh and i did a bit of apartment shopping online today, not much was new, ummm i feel like other than that i dont have much to say at all hahahahha i did have to deal with big glasses lady at the tim hortens at the hosp today and she was useless to say the least, anyways i am working tomorrow evening too but on rehab this time so hopefully it will be good too. alright well have a good sleep all, talk to you tomorrow
~princess AF

xanavision- latin for "house of many blessings"

hi. i am feeling quite a bit better today thanks for asking. i got up at a reasonable hour then watched the rest of the tudors then cleaned my bathroom then grant came over to borrow my vacuum but then the really interesting part of my day began when jaclyn and i decided we were going to do something, and she felt like baking and i felt like watching crap movies so we decided those two went well together so we went to the thriftys at broadmead and got the ingreds then to the xanavision which pretty much has the best movie selection ever, and we were looking through the old vhs movies and found ladybugs, that awful one with the late jonathan brandis (1976-2003) in it and we were going to rent that one but i also had this craving to watch this other movie that i couldnt remember the name of but i thought it had fred savage from the wonder years in it (it doesnt for the record) but i remembered his arms being out and him sitting in a chair and also that he had to go to the hospital and jaclyn was saying she wanted to see this one with this little alien that wasnt ET in it and after about twenty minutes we figured out we were talking about the same movie but we didnt know the title so jaclyn called her mom and even with the awful description her mom guessed that it was called the navigator which was pretty remarkable, then i remembered that the full title is the flight of the navigator and we looked all through the movies and couldnt find it but we asked the girl to check and they did have it but it was filed under adventure rather than family (even though its a disney movie) but then we noticed that you can buy any vhs that is on the shelf she jaclyn got that one and i got three men and a little lady and the wizard- do any of you remember that incredibly fantastic movie staring fred savage? the one where they are going to the video game convention thing and the boy carries around this lunch box and his twin is dead? i have also had a craving to see that movie for quite some time anyways so we stopped at the mcdonalds and got a bit of dinner then went back to jaclyns and jaclyn made carrot cake with cream cheese icing and these adorab little lemon tea cakes which are super good too, i mostly just watched the movie, except for when i grated the carrots hahahahah anyways i think thats about all i did today, i have to work tomorrow afternoon but i will probably write when i get home. hope you are all well
laura

im sick!!!!

dev news all, i am sick..again!!! i spent pretty much all day sleeping except for when i went to go to the save on foods for some grosh. actually i had the most unpleasant experience at the tim hortens. the one at save on foods has these steps you have to walk down to access the front door from blanchard, except for almost everytime i go one of the trashy employees is smoking on those steps, and you have to walk right through the smoke to get inside. so i went in and i said to the manager that she should tell her staff not to smoke there because it is disgusting!!!!! and i could tell she was pretty much useless so i am sure they wont stop but still, i think i am going to write a letter to their head office regarding the incompetence at that location. then i went to the save on and it was ok except they didnt have spanas and i really wanted some and i forgot to get ice cream....and i hate their produce. but anyways i came home and watched more of the tudors which really isnt as good as it is addicting. then i fell asleep for a few hours then i woke up and talked to mom and dad and looked for houses then i watched top model and it was ok (that show is soooo much better without tyra!) then i ate some brie and now i am going to maybe watch some tudors and go to bed....and i think thats all hahahaha but please remember to feel sorry for me because i am so sick and miserable. alright gems talk to you tomorrow!
laura

for the price of a cup of tea

hello. how are you? i am fine. today was pretty boring. i slept in then i watched big love which i had downloaded and it was good, then i cleaned up my place and then somehow it was already dinner time and i had leftover chinese from last night, the place we ate at had all these different veggie chinese dishes they were soooo good! anyways so i ate that then i was going to go to the movie store but i got about 3 steps out my door and it started pouring so i decided against that idea so i just was watching the tudors and thats about it! there isnt anything goood on tv tonight unfortunatley. the only exciting thing about today was that kurt from vernon mailed me a really terrific cd and it came today so i have been listening to it while i clean and so on. my allergies were slightly better today so that was good too. hmmm what else is new oh i forgot to mention yesterday that jenny and i are getting an african foster child, we are sharing her- for less than half a cup of coffee a day! and we dont even drink coffee! we dont have any details yet but we are pretty sure we are going to be the best foster couz mothers ever!!! anyways i think thats about all for today, like i said i didnt do much ahahhahah alright well i hope you all are doing well, i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

dev news

hey gems, i know it has been a while but i have been in a very bad mood. i worked on saturday night and it was ok and i was working with good nurses and everything and then in the morning i walked home because i missed the bus by one second but it was ok because i didnt eat my lunch during the night so i ate it on the way home but then i did not have a good daysleep whatsoever. it was sooo noisy in the house that i couldnt fall asleep and i was awake practically all day then i went to auntie mo's but i didnt have my inhaler and thelmas fur got into my lungs and i was soooo cranky and tired that i had to call in sick for work. then i ate a charleston chew and watched some epps of arrested and i felt a bit better. then this morning i went out for lunch and shopping a little with jackie and josh who were in town doing trackshoes, and it was really fun and nice to see them, even if it meant shaming myself by riding in the noisy car ahhahah anyways but they had to go home today so we only saw eachother for a bit, then i came home and napped then i talked to mom and decided i am moving out of this place on august first. so that should be interesting, (if any of you know of an adorable one bedroom that is inexpensive and on the 14 or 22 busline let me know!!) then i told jaclyn and she said she would help me look for a place then we ate chinese food and watched knocked up even though we ended up missing hells kitchen but we can just watch both eps next week, anyways the show was pretty funny but really long and the theater didnt have any good treats! then we drove around a bit looking at different areas to live in then we came home and now i am writing for the blog hahhaahh i am glad to hear you were missing it terribly over the weekend, i wont let it happen again practically hahah alright well i wonder if jenny is the proud owner of an unsafe, accident waiting to happen van hmmmmm. ok gems have a good sleep i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

cream of what?

hey all. how are you? i am pretty good. jenny and i just went for supper where we made a huge mistake and ended up eating at the med grill, which has a really terrible menu. we ordered these polenta fries which are not anything like french fries for the record. they were so gross, like deep fried cream of wheat or something, anyways we couldnt bare to eat them and we didnt want to be rude so jenny got this brilliant idea to wrap them in paper towel then put them in her bag and dispose of them outside, even though my vote was that she fill her pockets with them, go to the bathroom and flush them down the pot. anyways so she went to the bathroom to get paper towels while i mashed one around on my plate to make it look like i was eating it, but the girls bathroom didnt have a working paper towel dispenser so she tried the mens and theirs didnt either so she had to take toilet paper, so she came back to the table and sneakily put all the gross polenta vomits into her bag and it was super funny, then we ordered pasta and it was just ok, but the cokes were really good!!! then we left the restaurant and we didnt leave a good tip because our waiter was pretty annoying and kept bragging about his specialized palate. then we dropped the polenta fries in the waste bin outside and then, because we were close to kegans house we dropped off jennys leftovers for him. then we were going to mayfair mall but jenny needed to put some money in the bank so she stopped at the bank of montreal but she stopped in this no parking zone and left me in the car to fend for myself!!! but she was really speedy, like pretty much the most fastest ever so it was ok. then we went to the mall and shopped around and we both got stuff from la senza so it didnt really count, then jenny went to rehearsal and then i came home and checked my facebook and now i am writing this! then after rehearsal jenny and i might rent three men and a baby or little lady if we can find them! and thats about all! for this morning i was fascinated by this paris hilton nonsense i must admit- so scandalous!!!! i didnt really do much, i ate some ice cream in the afternoon and finished off the chocolate sauce and the ice cream at the same time which was good hmmm then i think thats about all hahahah well i hope you are all having exciting nights i will talk to you tomorrow!
mobius laurius

coug bites

good evening gems.
long time no talk....practically. i think i need to become fluent in french, has anyone else noticed that the french channel (3) has all the best shows? it has old er, the practice and today they showed three men and a little lady....and everyone knows how much i love that movie hahaha actually i could watch it even in french and understand most of it just because i have seen it so many times ahhaha today i didnt do too much, i spent most of today relaxing and enjoying my time off then i went for dinner with a friend from highschool that is now living here, and guess how we re-met FACEBOOK! thats right jenny see how it brings people together, think of all the people that you could possibly be doing fun stuff with and you will never get the chance all because of your facebook boycott. but enough about facebook, anyways dinner was delish, we went to the moxies downtown and i had this mushroom cheese tomato peppery bread thing which was really good, and fries with plum sauce and a gingerale and it was a super fun time. ummmm what else is new today well not much really, my allergies are mildly better today so thats good other than that everything is pretty much the same, tomorrow is payday blessings to jesus, so i think i will run some errands and probably return my movies and get some more or something. well i think thats about all i hope you all sleep well i will talk to you tomorrow.
laura

stuff i said

hello.
today was pretty boring so i dont have alot to say. i woke up at an ok hour because moira called and we gossiped for an hour or so, then after being up for a couple hours i decided i was too tired to function so i went back to bed until three hahahahahah then i went out to the mall for a bit, but then i wanted to go to the downtown mall but it closes at six! what kind of mall closes at six in the afternoon? but at least the gap was open so it wasnt a complete waste of time going downtown. then i pretty much just came home and made a burrito and then watched some crap tv. jackie is coming to victoria this weekend so that should be nice, maybe i will show her the moh dress i am wearing to her wedding if we have time... i got a knitting/yarn catalogue in the mail today and it has this really neat sweater in it but its knit lace and i dont know how to do lace, i might have to ask leone since she is the knitting pro hahahaha i havent done any cs in practically an infinity of days, i am just so fatigued by this awful skin tone nonsense- i guess thats my punishment for csing mother theresas face hahahahahahahaha. anyways i have some mending to do so i am going to do that then i am going to have a dish of ice cream. i hope all is well with you, talk to you tomorrow.
laura

L-A-U-R-A ... laura - which song is this from- winner gets a prize

fourteen hours /daysleep= how much i worked today. and i am not even exhausted! actually i feel like i am under the influence of some illegal street drugs or something so maybe i am past exhaustion. or it could be because i had caffeinated tea at work today either way i am feeling great and actually looking forward to my nightsleep!!! today i had a pretty good daysleep but i woke up early but that was ok because i wasnt working overnight tonight, then i talked to diana and we went on facebook of course and also looked for condos for her to buy, because she is such an adult...practically hahahahah then i got called in to work and i said yeah i will come in because it was just sitting with this restrained patient all evening so i figured i could read my book but then i got there and he was on isolation so i couldnt bring my book in the room so i took the newspaper and some mags from the lunch room and pretty much just read and did some cross word puzzles, oh and it worked out good too because i forgot my lunch in the fridge on neuro yesterday so i just went over there and got my lunch today... i am kind of hungry now though so maybe i will have a little midnight snack before bed hahahahha oh also while i was getting ready for work i watched hells kitchen and the beginning was just as good as the end ummm so i still have that burn mark from my flat iron right on my forehead, its very dev for me of course as i am sooooo into my appearance ahahha actually it just hurts and for some reason i keep scratching it by accident and my nails are really sharp!!!!! i dont think i have ever even scratched my forehead before this in my entire life its just because the burn is there...actually it kind of looks like a potato oven burn from wendys hahaha but i didnt put my head in the oven and grill my face on the rack, that i know of!!! hmmm what else is new, oh it was really cold tonight it felt like february 19th all over again ahhahaha oh and ultra dev news everyone jaclyn broke up with her long time, ultra serious boyfriend (practically fiance) its very emosh for her so dont mention it if you see her...for blessed sakes i think thats about all i have to say for tonight i hope you all have sweet dreams of chocolate jesus and christ centered ice cream cake, i will talk to you tomorrow.
lady l.

i appreciate your time....

heyyyyyyyyy!!!! i am super excited because it is the last night of my set, although i may get called in tomorrow...but for now i have tomorrow off and i am going to sleep then watch movies then watch some hells kitchen because i missed the beginning but i did see the end and it was sensational!!!! i love gordon ramsey hahahah anyways then maybe i will go grocery shopping for some veg and return my x-mens and maybe stop in at mayfair.....we'll see, more than likely i will just stay home hahahha my daysleep was really good today but i dont remember my dreams at all then i got up and talked to jenny then i was on facebook ahahha surprise surprise then jaclyn and i went to the mart then for supper and then for a drive and we were trying to find this place and we never ended up finding it but we drove around oak bay and rockland and picked out our future mans.. ummmm then i came home and i talked to mom and dad and then i talked to diana and kind of bob ahahhah anyways then i got dressed and came to work and now i am working and eating baked lays because luciana brought a whole bag in and they are mega addicting!!!!! my allergies are betterish today mostly i am just still itchy but i think i am on the mend thank goodness!!!! i still have a few more things to do tonight but mostly i will just chat with the girls and maybe read some of my book because i forgot my cs. ummm i think thats about all, i dont really have much else to say oh except i totally thought i was going to be mauled by this dog on my way to work tonight but it turned out to be some toy breed miniature dog with a very loud bark hahahah and it was on a leash ahhahah but i jumped like 20 feet when it barked at me!!! ok well i hope you are all sleeping well i will talk to you tomorrow
laura

the million dollar pill

hello again, i am at work, its been a pretty slow night but i am going to be really busy starting at 6 so i have to conserve my energy. yesterday i walked home from work because i forgot my buspass and i thought well i will get a tea from the TH to drink on the way home but then i got all the way down there and i realised that i didnt have my wallet hahahah very foolish of me! so i walked home and it was really nice out and i was thinking i am going to do this everyday until i got about threee blocks from my house then i suddenly became so tired i wanted to sleep on the pavement, but i made it home and the house was quiet but hot so i thought i would turn on the fan but i hadnt used the fan since last summer and it was covered in dust but i used it anyways and i slept with it on and it was good but when i woke up i was having the worst allergy attack and my eyes got all swooley and my throat got all itchy and i was stuffy and my eyes were itchy and actually they are still itchy and kind of blurry anyways but i think it was the result of all the dust from the fan, and the pollen from the walk. in my dream yesterday i won the lottery and i won 1.47million dollars, well actually that was my cut of the money because i was splitting it with my neighbour, but the lottery ticket was this tiny pill and i could barely read the numbers and i was worried that if i got it wet the numbers would wear off so i thought it would be a good idea to put it in the toaster but it was so little that it got lost in the toaster and i had to shake it so it would come out. anyways then we were going to drive to kamloops to collect our winnings and i knew that after i paid off my student loans i would have very little money left so i wasnt sure how i was going to pay for my ride back to victoria, but they i woke up so i never did find out how i got home ahhahah tonight it looked like it was going to pour rain and it started to drip on me just as i was coming here but its supposed to rain all day today or something like that, i hope its not too bad!! well i dont know that i have anything else to say about today, i did watch canadas next top model and found it very annoying/addicting but thats about all. anyways i hope you all have a good day, i will talk to you later.
laura

sometimes i am annoyed, like tonight

hello from the hosp... i am working on neuro tonight, actually for the next three nights, it should be good. today i got up at a pretty decent hour, i think tenish then i decided i wanted to see all three X-men movies today, mostly because one was on tv the other day and i only saw a few minutes of it hahahah so i went to the blockbuster and kevin/lance/wolverine was not working thank goodness and i could not find the movies anywhere so i had to ask and they are listed under sci fi, now why would just these movies be under sci fi when all the other comic movies are listed under action? i was going to say something but i just bit my tongue hahahahah then i needed something delish to eat during the movie so i went to the save on foods and got some goodies and some delish cheese bread of which i have eaten half the loaf already ahahah then i came home and i was watching the first movie then i was tired so i had a daysleep until five then i finished that movie then katie called and i talked to her for a while then i talked to mom and dad then i watched the second movie while i was getting ready for work and i burned my head on my flat iron ahahhah then i went to catch the bus but when i got to the stop i realised i forgot my wallet oh and there was this guy at the corner yelling "brendaaaaaa" and he was like do you know where the tunnel is and i was like no, even though i know exactly where the tunnel is ahhahaha anyways so i got on the bus and i said to the driver look i forgot my pass i am just going to the hosp can i just swipe it twice tomorrow and he said i dont think that works but i will take you anyways so then i got to the hosp and made some tea and ate some havarti and checked my charts and ate some cheesebread and drank some orange juice and now i am on the computer... but i am not happy about having to walk home in the morning because there is no way i am going all the way downtown on the bus and not being able to have a mushroom soup hot chocolate before i go home!!!! oh well hopefully it will be glorious tomorrow morning and hopefully jennys recitals go well and she gets that paper finished!!!!! then we have a delish meal then i come back to work. alright well i hope youre all doing well i will talk to you tomorrow night.
sincerely, princess angelface