Thursday, September 6, 2007

kosher salt x fish / dreams= reality

alright alright so i havent written in an infinity of days...sue me hahahahahah ummm last week i had to work all week and it was sooooo trechy! i wanted to kill like 72 people ahhahah and they deserved it too!!!! ummm on monday i finally got to see jenny after her extended absence, and it was glorius!!!! we got sandwiches and yarn and went to this haunted house to pet these cats and watched 90210 then we went to jennys and watched a movie and drank some tea and it was super good and we picked auntie mo up from the airport and the flight was delayed and i had a doughnut with sprinkes!!!! on tuesday i went for a job interview for this place over near my new place, its for the wealthy elderly hahhaha but its pretty neat and i got the job and i am starting on saturday, but i work overnight at the hospital on friday night so i think its going to be pretty trech! yesterday i pretty much went grocery shopping and got some stuff and ummmm thats pretty much it except jaclyn and i went to a movie last night it was strange but pretty good but the girl at the snack stand was pretty terrible at her job ummm today i did some cleaning of my place and i did some laundry too! tonight trisha is coming over and we are going to go in the hot tub i think, it should be good!!!! i have to remember to give her her movie back hmmmm i cant wait for the new shows to start again on tv, especially now that i have all the channels!!!!! it should be super fantastic, i really want to watch ugly betty, and the office and 30rock and amazing race and survivor and cold case!!!!!! no new shows look very good i think i am going to boycott them!!!!!! ummmmm i have some devastating news to report, a capable wife has died. it was filter death. i think that i am only going to get big fish or fast fish because they dont seem to swim into the filter as much hahaha and now i have to get the sacred cow a new friend. oh that reminds me of my dream last night, i had this dream that we were in the bathroom at grandmas and jenny put kosher salt into the water my fish were in and they stared multiplying and soon there were too many for my tank so i had to get this huge tank to put them in, actually i think john got me that tank but it was really tall and i had to put it on the floor so i could reach the top and i forgot to put gravel and plants in it hahhahhaha and some fish were blue and they were tropical!!! then staffing called and i said i couldnt come in because i had a fish situation and they were very rude so i went there to have a confrontation with them hahahahaha there were so many fish ahahahah like 150 hahahahahha but staffing really did call this morning hahhah hence my working tomorrow night. ummm i kind of want to make cookies or something but i will probably eat the whole batch hahhhaha anyways i hope you are all doing well, i will maybe write again soon ahahha no promises hahahahahah take care gems!
laura

10 comments:

John said...

Your math is genius.

John said...

Also since nobody else is posting anything, here's another useless video clip from the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOYfG0QGG0&NR=1

Anonymous said...

I almost lost faith in this fabulous fabulous blog. I take that back, that was way harsh, I would never lose my faith. Cousinships last forever, just like diamonds.

John I'm itching for some guitar hero. we should have a competition. whoever wins gets some sort of crown, and the loser gets to eat mud. hahahahaha

John said...

Guess who played on stage at Soprano's last night? :)

laura said...

ummmmmm what? i think we should have a guitar hero comp, because i would probably win, and i like crowns........

John said...

Even better than crowns, it's 50 bucks to the winner every week at the karaoke bar. Judging by the general skill level of the crowd last night, I might have a new source of regular income.

Anonymous said...

did you win?!

thats it family competition for the sopranos prize money hahaha

John said...

Luke and I played a co-op track on expert and owned it, but we were the only non-solo players of the night and the guy didn't know how to deal with it I guess so we didn't get in the final round.

Most of the people played on medium or hard, with three or so on expert. Only one seemed about as good as I am, but he looks like a douche when he's playing.

You should come down next Wed. :)

John said...

I think I need some new tea.

Anonymous said...

wow there is another thing to protest against. wild monkey slave labour being forced to pick small tea leaves in dangerous mountain conditions. I will not be partaking in this new monkey craze.