devastatingly important information

i have alot to go over so i am just going to dive right in sans pleasantries. so i called the CRD environmental services and they said they will only accept the blue bags for recycling that the CRD sells...sounds like a scam to me. they may only be fifty cents but thats fifty cents more than i want to give to the CRD.
also did anyone catch oprah today, is it just me or is nature terrifying? oprah was like "watch this clip its stunning and magnificent" so i thought it might be something neat...no it was a baby elephant dying in the desert because it was blinded by dust and abandoned by the rest of the herd. oprah tricked me into watching that clip, or at least up until it didnt look good for the babe ellie, then i turned the channel of course. what a bitch. speaking of people that i hate, what the hell is the deal with rosie odonnell? remember when she used to pretend to be all nice like ten years ago? what happened to her? she is insane, i hope she gets fired from her job. has anyone seen her blog, it sucks to be perfectly honest. you cant leave comments, probably because she knows no one has anything nice to say about it, and its all about war conspiracy theories and some really crap poetry honestly if you want to induce vomiting google it.
oh also attention all pet owners, incase you havent heard there is more pet food being recalled, please make sure you arent feeding your pets poison!!! mitties for the record bi bi centennial means 25, bi is latin for half, so its half, half a centennial. think about a bike: bicycle- bi meaning half, cycle meaning four wheeled, thus a bicycle is a half four wheeled, if i am remembering my latin correctly.....
tonight jaclyn and i went to the michaels and i got some new cotton yarn. they didnt have red or navy so i might have to go downtown tomorrow to get those colours. then after the michaels we went to the caprice to see "blades of glory" it was actually really funny, much better than i expected. it was also made an infinity times better because Gob was in it, and everyone knows how much i love Gob ahahha speaking of arrested development we have got to watch that disc i found, maybe i will bring it over for after dinner on sunday, i swear it has the best eps ever!!! oh but back to the movie, so while i was in line for popcorn (delish, it had mega salt) and cola (practically the best cola i ever tasted!!) jaclyn found our seats, for the record i said off the bat we were in the wrong theater but it wasnt until after we criticised this woman for bringing her small children to blades of glory and sat through several child themed previews (superdog should have tipped us off) and half of some type of old fashioned mickey mouse cartoon, (you should all know how much i hate mickey mouse by now) that we realised we were infact in the wrong theater. it was very embarrassing practically.
ok has anyone seen that thing about the chocolate jesus? apparently there is some type of life size anatomically correct jesus made of chocolate in new york, my question is doesnt he have any clothes on? everyone knows jesus always wore a robe and jesus sandals!!! im actually kind of hungry, i could go for some chocolate jesus right now, or christ centered ice cream cake!!
jackie i hope you didnt wait up all night for my call, i didnt want to call you during dinner, then i went out and when i got home it was too late, i will try you tomorrow, i hope you had a super terrific day!!!! hmmm i think that might be everything..... oh before i left for the michaels i made a mistake on my knitting and dropped a stitch...it was devastating... hey where the hell has john been today?! i am not happy........ alright well i hope everyone has a good night we will talk some more tomorrow.
ps you should all visit the forum on jennys bands site www.november-rising.com you can link right back to my blog from there hahahah