so the poll has taught me something about mitties, he had a pet wolf as a child!!! who knew?? thank god we got to the bottom of that wolf shirt obsession!!! last night jaclyn and i saw hairspray and it was fantastic, especially the outfits, i neeeeed a dress like that!!!! the most disturbing/worst part of the movie was john travolta, were there no available woman to play that role? anyways i practically wanted to vomit to death when i saw him. today jaclyn adn i went to langford to go to the costco to get her the new harry potter book, it was pretty good, we went to the staples after and got a few boxes....i think i will still need more though hahahahha anyways there were the most annoying people in the history of the universe in langford today, one nearly hit jaclyn with his car!!!!!!!!! then this other woman accused jaclyn of being a credit card thief, it was all very emotionally draining so afterwards i came home and had a nap but then i got up and when we were at the costco jaclyn got strawberries that we shared and they were soooo good so i made a shortcake to put them on and it turned out perfect and i went to the store and they didnt have real whipped cream so i had to use the kind in the tin, but it was good anyways, and i am going to have even more for breakfast if you can believe it!!!! actually i think its pretty nutritious, like toast and jam!!!! then tonight i went downtown and met mits and john and elspeth at this frenchy place but they were finished eating their grossness thank god and i had a coke that may or may not have been purchased and it was good and then we went to jennys show and this annoying girl bumped into me and elspeth and did not excuse herself, it was very rude!!! then there was all these tall people in our way and this drunk girl dressed as a moth was taking pictures of herself and talking into a flower. but then the best was when jenny was bassing and she was soooooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods, like a princess angel, everybody said so. ummm then john fetched me home and now i am writing this and then i am going to bed. oh i forgot it was brought to my attention that i give really good advice and that i should have an advice section in my blog, well as it turns out i cant quite figure out how to create such a thing but here is what i am thinking; you can leave your questions/problems in the comments section of my posts- you can do it anonymously if your problem is scandalous or unsavoury and i will answer them in that section. i think its a pretty smart idea, and i am sure you all agree!!! anyways angels i am off to sleep now hope you are having a super weekend!!!!
laura
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A&W: Hi, may I take your order?
Me: Yeah, I'll have a mozza combo and a teen burger with no meat.
A&W: ...
Me: You get that?
A&W: Yes, sorry, so that was a mozza combo and a chicken kids' meal?
Me: ...
A&W: ...
Me: Um. No. A teen burger, with no meat.
A&W: No meat.
Me: That is correct.
A&W: So... just a bun?
Me: Um, no, all the other stuff. Everything, in fact, except the meat.
A&W: Riiight.
Me: [aside] This is going to work out well.
A&W: Okay please drive thru!
[roughly an hour passes]
A&W: Here's your order!
Me: I'm gonna go ahead and check something here.
A&W: ...
Me: Okay, this burger? With the no meat? Has bacon on it.
A&W: ...
Me: You know bacon is, like, made of meat.
A&W: I don't understand, I thought you didn't want just a bun.
I am actually not making up a single word of that.
that was a tale, truthy in nature :D
sounds like you are asking for advice john so here it is. next time get out of the car and go into the A&W. that way you can look the idiot staff right in the eye and say "exaaaaaccccctttllly the same just without the patty." you can use hand guestures too, they help!!!!
and your welcome in advance
Dear Medieval Laura
Help Me!!!
I need some advice on what to do with my precious wife and daughter.
When the two of them get together we have a problem, they love to shop. I am little bit worried about our up coming trip to Victoria and the shopping they might do. I thought about limiting it to "Value Village". Your thoughts on this issue would be greatly appreciated.
Love Dad:)
See you tomorrow.
dear "pere noel"
wow it sounds like you have such a fantastic family that you should allow your wife and especially your daughter to spend all of your money on shopping,you might aswell call visa today and have another card added to your account in your daughters name. if it is the actual visa bill that is troubling you, simply call visa and request they no longer send you paper bills. remember money is no object where love is concerned.
~L
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