birthdays are for presents and candy!

alright alright so i kind of said i would write on monday but i didnt- i was too tired ahhahahah this past weekend was my birthfest and easter, and it was soooo good! me and jenny had a sleepover on saturday night and we watched this movie about rich kids and that was good and we ate alot of candy and we ate at polenta fries but it was good this time except our server was like "are you having trouble with the menu- do i need to explain it to you" or something like that hahahah and we drank cokes and they were soooooo good! then we stayed up until four in the morning for no good reason ahahha but it was super fun. then on sunday was my birthday and it was sooo good! at first jenny didnt want to get up, but then after some stong encouragement she finally woke up so i could open presents. first i opened presents in bed- from mom and dad and everything was sooo good! and there was easter and my birthday in one box! then AM had a full easter and birthday set up upstairs so i opened all my prezzies up there and they were sooo good! and there was so much chocolate hahhahahah and we got kittens. then we went for tea at adriennes and it was really good and it was actually tea for three! then we looked around and got these really cute cards then we went back to AM's and watched enchanted except i fell asleep somewhere in the middle then john and megan came over and brought me even more gifts!!!! then we had dinner and it was sooo good, AM made all my favourite dishes!!! then we watched some tv. then jenny drove me home and it was this bizzarre freak blizzard and it was the biggest snowflakes i have ever seen, then i came home and there were lots of birthday messages for me and i was loving every single one of them, then i went to sleep because i was sooooo tired!!!! and thats what i did for my birthfest. me and jaclyn went to america on thursday and it was fun too sooo much happened and i nearly threw some children off the ferry but it was super fun. anyways i am off to make some scripture tea, i hope you all enjoyed my birthday as much as i did hahahhahaha
laura

Attn all crybabies
check back march 24 (the day after easter ruins my birthday) for exciting new updates
most sincerely,
princess of the angelfaces

america is for shopping

im sooooorrrrrrrry! i have been very busy/lazy/forgetful. ummm lets see, since my last post i have done a whole lot of nothing and gone to america!!!!!!!! this past sunday me and jaclyn went to america and it was fantastic, let me tell you alll about it. first we took the ferry at seven in the morning, it was trechy. then we drove to america and the border guard "fernando" or something like that was not helpful, but we didnt have to wait in line at all then we were driving in america and it was a blizzard!!! there was so much snow it was practically trying to kill us! then we arrived in bellingham at the mall but it was only 10am on a sunday and the mall didnt open until 11! but then we found a store that was open....the target, its my new favourite store. and i got quite a bit of stuff there and jaclyn bought an infinity of things there and i paid with american money (gross) the target also had a pizza hut that opens at 8am daily... ummmm oh by then the mall was open so we did some shopping and i got a few things and we had lunch in the american food court and my mcdonalds two cheeseburger meal only cost four dollars! ummm so then we shopped for the rest of the afternoon then we left the mall to go home but we were going to stop at barnes and nobles first and we did and we ate sugary cake and had drinks then we went to the starbucks and got gas then we headed home and the roads werent too too trechy but then we went back into canada and the roads were trechy and there was this silver truck that we were following for an infinity of time and i hated it!!! then we were on our way to the ferry when all of the sudden traffic stopped and we were annoyed so after waiting there for a while we went to this gas station and the guy said there was a bomb on the ferry practically so then we were like dammit we want to go home and evaluate our purchases so we got back in the lineup but then it started moving and we got on the ferry just before eight and sat in our new favourite place the seawest lounge, and we played cards and ate cheese and drank tea and then we came home. overall it was a fantastic day, i only wish i bought more at the target!!!! the rest of this week i have been working and hating every minute of it!!! i am very excited to have the weekend off and i am supposed to go the staff party for work on saturday but i dont know if i will go since my favourite escort is going to be out of town anyways. oh and jenny practically ruined my life with knowledge today, she said the makers of crest toothpaste test it out by putting it in cats eyes, and i was using crest toothpaste so today i had to go out and get new stuff dammit!!!! but i feel pretty good about myself... also i went to oak bay today and i stopped a cobs for bread and its delish, then i spent the evening watching some shows on tv, so it was a pretty good day! well i am very excited for christmas, two weeks and three days until i go home- can you believe it!!!! i am about 2/3 done my christmas shopping/crafting i only have a bit more to go!!! alright well i am off to bed, hope you are all well, talk to you later!
laura

oh joe lando....and the dog

hello!
guess where i am...the hosp! i havent been here in ages! i am working with good nurses tonight thank the heavens, and by heavens i mean heavenly father of course. so huge news for the few of you that dont already know, i got bangs!! they are pretty adorab if i do say so myself! ummm i feel like i shouldnt even show jenny my bangs until she gets hers done, then we can reveal them simultaneously and it will be like looking in a mirror but we will be looking at eachother! also today i nearly burned to death in another apartment fire. this is what happened: i had just finished my dinner and i was getting ready to eat a bowl of ice cream when the alarm went off and i was pissed! so i put on my nursing shoes without socks (gross) and my coat and i went outside because i thought it was another false alarm but then three firetrucks came and someone was talking about there being an actual fire in one of the apartments and i was like oh great i should have grabbed more stuff, and that dish of ice cream. anyways so the firemen go running into the building and they have tanks and equipment and stuff and its all very dramatic. then it turns out someone just burnt a potato in their microwave....it was such a let down. i was at least hoping for a fire big enough that i wouldnt have to go to work tonight (but not big enough that i couldnt hang out with jenny instead) so then i went back inside and i ate some ice cream but then i remembered i didnt have any more tickets for the bus and i was like dammit i gave my last quarter to the shopping cart last night so then i went to the subway and i got some dinner and i asked for lots of change but the boy was out of loonies and toonies and so i had to get five dollars worth of quarters but it was ok i guess. ummm last night me and jaclyn went to langford and there were sooooo many creepy langford people, especially at the quiznoes but then we went to the superstore!!!!!!!!!! and i got some grosh and stuff and the most delish ice cream ever made. then last night at 11 a league of our own was on!!!! it was soooo good. i am starting to get kind of tired i might have to have a nap tonightsies. tomorrow i plan on daysleeping until the afternoon then going to AM's for dinner then i have to go to work tomorrow night too, its going to be really awful for me! lets seeee what else is new oh i know what i didnt tell you about, only the best sleepover ever!!! jenny and me had a sleepover and it was sooo good. we ate a ton of candy and watched season two of baywatch which does not have the opening song that you think it does!!! then we wrote love letters to joe lando aka sully/cellee from dr quinn medicine woman, he has not written us back yet!!! the nerve! then we did some youtube research about midgets, or dwarfs or whatever is pc, and also watched some really fantastic tyra clips on youtube ummm anyways we stayed up really late then i was sick in the morning from eating soo much candy, actually i thought i was in kidney failure but i guess i wasnt. ummm and i think thats about all thats new! i ate at pags again with diana when she was here and i got another cheesecake and it was sooooo good! it goes especially well with tea. so do gingersnaps...i should make some gingersnaps but i dont have any molasses.... alright well i am going to read my book for a bit but i hope you are all doing well, talk to you later
yours in cousinship, friendship or strangership,
laura

hey crybabies hahahhah

alright alright, enough with the tears everyone ahahahahha so how has everyone been? i have been the same as always....fantastic!! lets seeee since my last post i have eaten some candy, done some sewing and thats about it. ummm oh i am very annoyed that this writers strike is affecting all my tv shows, usually when i get home from work at night i watch jon stewart and the colbert report but there are in repeats!!!!! i am not pleased. also the fruit flies are back! where the hell are they coming from? i read all sorts of good suggestions on how to kill them online- people are really passionate about killing them ahahah the best was putting vinager and sugar or something into a bottle then once the flies go in to eat it you pour baking soda in and the volcano kills them ahhahahahahha i would like to try that one but honestly i have bleached my drains and my garbage cans, where are they coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ummm last week on the day before hallloween me and jess went to the corn maze at night and it was terrifying!!! well mostly the scary part was this giant talking mechanical bear that told kids that they should drink alcohol or something like that but anyways after that we went to pags and got cheesecakes and they were sooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods then on the next night me and john went back to pags but not for dessert, just dinner then we saw the darjeeling ltd and i really liked it. ummmmm i havent even seen jenny in a million infinities except on sunday because of her school work and its killling meeee but on sunday was fun we had so many desserts with dinner and john and megan made the ugliest ginger bread house i have ever seen....but dont tell them i said so hahahhahah the candies were good though. then on tuesday jaclyn and i watched some movie that wasnt good but we at thai food and it was good and we watched beauty and the geek and that was good too hahahhaah umm i am back to being obsessed with the edison twins, i just really want to see one ep just so i can realise it isnt as good as i am remembering ahahhaha i do have the theme song on my pod now though ahahahah alright well my plans today are to continue my efforts to kill the fruit flies and tidy up my place, i have company coming this weekend ummmmmmmm i think thats about alll oh one good thing jaclyn picked me up some fabric for me at ikea last weekend and they only charged here for one piece... and it was the cheapest hahahahahah good times alright well i hope you are all well i will talk to you later.
laura

its my 100th post day!!!

well everyone, big news....this is my 100th post!!!!!!!!!!! yay me, i think i deserve some type of cake or at least an ice cream log!!! ummmm lets see what else is new, oh i am writing this from the hosp and the computer i am using has the hugest font i have ever seen ahahahha someone old must have been using it. i am trying to look up flights to go home at Christmas but westjets website is down!!! how rude of them! ummmm oh in other news i was practically burned alive in an apartment fire last night. at 430 in the morning the fire alarm for my building went off and i had to get out of bed and go outside in the freezing cold!!! i wasnt really too worried though because the alarm had gone off in the middle of the day the day before so i was pretty sure it wasnt a real fire but just incase i grabbed my purse and my cross stitch just to be on the safe side, anyways then there were a few hundred people just waiting outside, some were in there pj's and some took the time to get fully dressed and put makeup on ahhaha they would have been burned alive to death!!!!!! ummm anyways the fire alarm noise is pretty much the worst noise i have ever heard in my entire life, i was practically running out the building to get away from the noise but you could still hear it outside really loud too hahahah then the firemen came and looked around and there was no fire so we could all go back inside but then i couldnt get back to sleep so i watched some tv then i went to sleep until noon hahahah ummmm in other news jenny is ruining my life with her schoolwork. i wish latin was never even invented. ummmm oh i was going to post some apron pictures because i have been sewing like mad lately and i have made some really adorable aprons (they are more of an art piece than they are wearable, i think they will disintegrate in the first load of laundry ahhaha) anyways i will take pictures of them later and post them next time i write, which reminds me i had a run in at the fabricland the other day with this stupid lazy fabric cutter girl who was too lazy to look up the inches to meters conversion even though she had a table right in front of her. it was quite a fiasco and i didnt buy enough fabric and i forgot the lace so i am going to have to go back this week but its ok because i think they are having a sale!!. ummm i cannot wait for christmas!!!!! i am so excited, i am going to be baking cookies and i already bought some decorations for my new place, its going to be fantastic, i wish november never even existed so christmas would be closer (sorry dad) oh guess what is back in my place...fruit flies, i hate them sooo much i wish every fruit fly that ever lived would die. ummmm that might be all i have to say for now. i will maybe be going to AM's for dinner tonight but it will depend on how much latining jenny has to do and what time i wake up hahahha alright gems i hope you are having a good week i will talk to you later
laura

meowsus

you people are sooo needy hahahaha and i am loving every minute of it hahahahhaah i will have you all refer back to my very first post where i predicted infrequent updates, thus i am only fulfilling my own prophecy anyways im sure sooo much has happened since my last post but mostly i am in love with caramels, the little square kind. i thought i overdid it at johns last week when i ate nearly twenty caramels in one sitting (i needed constant energy for guitar hero) but i was wrong i am still loving every blessed caramel i eat!!!! i am going to get a halloween sized bag of them and make caramel apples too!!!!! another thing i love about this time of year is the rockets. i know you can get rockets any time of year but to me they seem more delish (not to mention cheap) close to halloween. ummmm another food i love is the sweet potato, remember at AMs on the weekend how delish the sweet potatoes were!!!! and i ate them on my bread it was soooooo good. ummmm last week i made two pies, one for jaclyn and one for AM, and i have to say they were pretty delish, the worst part about making them is peeling the apples, i wonder if grandma still has that applepeeler thing you just put the apples in and it does all the work hmmmmm anyways on friday jenny and mits took me to this place downtown to see this show of this friend of mits, she was really good, however i think i was tricked into drinking a hot carob! i requested a hot chocolate but it didnt taste like chocolate at all, it tasted like health!!!! i had to add sugar to it hahahah and jenny was drinking these delish tea babes and they were soooo good so she shared like an angel!!!! ummmm then we were all high off these tea babes so we had to get out of there so john and megan came and we went to his house and we played guitar hero and it was sooooo stressful for me!!!!!!! then on saturday i worked, it was pretty ok then on sunday jenny and i (team cousinlove) did the run for the cure and helped to cure breast cancer! we were soooooo good we got there early and had to walk at least 7km from the car to the start of the race and we were exhausted by the time we even started the race but there were lots of cute dogs and we were given size XXXXXXXL shirts that could easily fit a 500lb man oh and we had numbers pinned to us.....i dont really know what purpose they served, but we loved them ahhahaha and we walked the race, just a few paces behind the cripples and we ate almonds and raisins and it was good then we were going to go to the jjmorgans but we went there and the manager refused to serve us!!!!! something about he doesnt like white people or the restaurant was full or something anyways so we went to the spot and it was full then we went to the other spot and finally we got served hahahhahahaha it was good though! then we had thanksgiving dinner at AMs because she is going to be away next week and as i said it was soooooo delish ummm then thats about it the rest of the week i havent done much of anything....i ate an ice cream on monday with jaclyn and bought a rolling pin and measuring cups but thats about all! oh i have been watching this show called dexter, its a little dark but quite addicting i already watched all of season one and now i am up to date in season two!!! ok well i hope you are all doing well, i will try to be good and write again soon.
laura

i do interesting stuff

hey, i am at the hosp and i just ate pretzels and liked them!!!! ummmm i feel like at least something has happened since my last post hmmm lets see. oh on sunday at AM's we were going through old pictures and found the one of grandma going down the pool slide- it is fantastic hahahah there were lots of other really funny ones too ummmm and we had spag for dinner and i was really delish! what time does safeway open in the morning because i really need a cucumber to make sushi with hmmmmm anyways so oh also on the weekend we went out for dinner with andrew and i had the cheese platter and it was pretty much delish and mitties was playing music and ummm oh jenny earlier was bassing some biblical songs and it was really good oh and jenny got her ears pierced and i hated the girl that did it, according to her working at claires is the equivalent of having a medical degree.....anyways so that was good and they look nice. then i had to work on saturday and it was a little wild to say the least hahahahah i dont know how long i will last at this new place hahahah on sunday jaclyn and i went shopping and i got a new pillow and i am LOVING it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a million feathers in it and its like sleeping on an infinity of clouds. also john has gotten me addicted to this fantastic new show you should all watch- its called flight of the conchords and its pretty much hilarious and musical. speaking of music did you know that i am really good at guitar hero? well i am, not to brag or anything but i was soooo good the other night at johns and i played this song about japanese people and now i am obsessed (not with jesus' cousins)! can you even imagine how tired i am right now? well i am! i got up at three today to watch dr quinn medicine woman, and it was worth getting up for hahah oh and tonight top model was on, have i mentioned lately how much i hate tyra banks? she is the most useless person in the universe. speaking of the universe john deliberately gave me a huge headache the other night by talking about the universe and how everything is a year and there are an infinity of planets and the universe is practically already over and we just dont know it yet or something to that effect, needless to say my head is still killing me!!!! ummm i think thats really all thats new oh i got a parcel in the mail from jackie this week, it was pictures from the wedding, adorab!!!! alright well i better get back to sitting around, talk to you later
laura

kosher salt x fish / dreams= reality

alright alright so i havent written in an infinity of days...sue me hahahahahah ummm last week i had to work all week and it was sooooo trechy! i wanted to kill like 72 people ahhahah and they deserved it too!!!! ummm on monday i finally got to see jenny after her extended absence, and it was glorius!!!! we got sandwiches and yarn and went to this haunted house to pet these cats and watched 90210 then we went to jennys and watched a movie and drank some tea and it was super good and we picked auntie mo up from the airport and the flight was delayed and i had a doughnut with sprinkes!!!! on tuesday i went for a job interview for this place over near my new place, its for the wealthy elderly hahhaha but its pretty neat and i got the job and i am starting on saturday, but i work overnight at the hospital on friday night so i think its going to be pretty trech! yesterday i pretty much went grocery shopping and got some stuff and ummmm thats pretty much it except jaclyn and i went to a movie last night it was strange but pretty good but the girl at the snack stand was pretty terrible at her job ummm today i did some cleaning of my place and i did some laundry too! tonight trisha is coming over and we are going to go in the hot tub i think, it should be good!!!! i have to remember to give her her movie back hmmmm i cant wait for the new shows to start again on tv, especially now that i have all the channels!!!!! it should be super fantastic, i really want to watch ugly betty, and the office and 30rock and amazing race and survivor and cold case!!!!!! no new shows look very good i think i am going to boycott them!!!!!! ummmmm i have some devastating news to report, a capable wife has died. it was filter death. i think that i am only going to get big fish or fast fish because they dont seem to swim into the filter as much hahaha and now i have to get the sacred cow a new friend. oh that reminds me of my dream last night, i had this dream that we were in the bathroom at grandmas and jenny put kosher salt into the water my fish were in and they stared multiplying and soon there were too many for my tank so i had to get this huge tank to put them in, actually i think john got me that tank but it was really tall and i had to put it on the floor so i could reach the top and i forgot to put gravel and plants in it hahhahhaha and some fish were blue and they were tropical!!! then staffing called and i said i couldnt come in because i had a fish situation and they were very rude so i went there to have a confrontation with them hahahahaha there were so many fish ahahahah like 150 hahahahahha but staffing really did call this morning hahhah hence my working tomorrow night. ummm i kind of want to make cookies or something but i will probably eat the whole batch hahhhaha anyways i hope you are all doing well, i will maybe write again soon ahahha no promises hahahahahah take care gems!
laura

her majesty returns......

Helllooooooooooooooo i am back in victoria and i am waiting for my corn on the cob to be cooked. i got back wednesday night, my flight was delayed 25 minutes, i was not pleased!!!! but then when i got home i was pleased because my adorab new couch was in my living room!!! and i didnt have any food except the cookies my mom made me and i ate an infinity of them and they were sooo delish!!! anyways then on thursday jaclyn and i went shopping and it was good and i got a new clock and some photo albums ( i took all the pictures out of my massive album from highschool, they are such a waste of film hahahahahahhaah) and grosh ummmmm then on friday i had to work and it was mega busy and annoying then yesterday jaclyn and i did more shopping during the day but we were very good!!!!! then last night me and jaclyn went to dinner with don and terry and it was delish and i had three drinks of alcohol and it made me very tired so i slept like a newborn lamb, anyways it was super fun ummmmm oh yeah then we went to xanavision and rented possibly the worst movie ever made, it was called "the princess academy" and was made some time in the early 80's, however it isnt nearly as good as the title suggests. then today jaclyn and i went out again and were nearly killed by several reckless drivers and i became agitated at the walmart because they only had these huge size sugar bags and i just wanted a small bag so i didnt get any sugar at all!!! but it turns out i probably have some in my cupboard anyways. ummmm oh also in very exciting news, I HAVE CABLE!!!!!!!!! its pretty much the highlight of my life to get cable again because i ran out of brat camps yesterday and grant stole back his dvd player and i think if you all will recall mine is broken. tonight i am going to cut out the patterns and fabric for my aprons, but i cant sew them because my machine is at jennys and she and john abandoned me to go to disneyland, i am practically like chop liver substitute!!!!! oh guess what, when i came home from vernon one of my fish (sacred cow) has turned white!!!!! all the orange has gone off its body! i was shocked but he doesnt look sick or anything, its all very bizarre! tomorrow jess is coming over for lunch, i wonder what i should make hmmmmm anyways i better get going, i have second dinner to make!!!!! well i will talk to you later in the week.
Princess angelface

jacks wedding!!!!!!!!

hello!
i have done an infinity of things since my last post!!!! first i met jackie and josh in kelowna on wednesday and we went out for dinner at this funny little place in peachland with joshs best man rob, then we went back to jackies house and ummmm i dont think we really did much else that night, but then on thursday jackie and i were baking cookies for the wedding and it took an infinity of hours!!!! and then jackies mom came and helped and it turns out i am no good at frosting the cookies but i am good at making the batter ahhaahaha so we got those all done and we went out for dinner at lees by the sea/downtown and i had the best sushi ever and chow mein! then on friday jackie and i got the flowers and the limes and fruit platters for the wedding and we stopped at every safeway in the okanagan to get all the flowers but we got them and it was good but then in winfield there was an accident and we narrowly made it through before they closed the road. then we went out to armstrong and did some stuff at jackies then we met they boys at the dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday and it was delish then i came home. on saturday was jackies wedding so we went to get our hair done at ten and the girl put 54 bobby pins in my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurt ahahahha but it looked nice...and big! but then we had to rush out to armstrong to get the sashes and we did and then we went out to salmon arm and i tied them all and it was good and they looked really nice, actually the whole place looked fantastic!!! then we finished decorating then we got changed into our dresses and jackie looked sooo nice!!! then there was the ceremony and it was good then pictures and that was good then we ate dinner and it was delish and there was rubarb crisp for dessert and cake!!!! ummm then there was some dancing and mingling and then before you knew it it was over!!!! but it was a super nice day and it only poured rain for about five minutes and then it stopped and was dry the rest of the night!!!! then this morning i went back out to joshs parents house and had breakfast and watched them open gifts and then i came home and now i am going out with jenny to my grandparents!!!!! so it turned out to be a fantastic weekend!!!!! i hope you all had good ones too, talk to you later
laura

vernonicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god this computer is soooo slow. hello from vernon! it is gloriously sunny today, much better than yesterday!!! i flew in on saturday and it was very trechy!!!! first off there was a major commotion at the airport due to other cancelled flights then these terrorists were on my flight and transporting all this fresh fish (bombs) and it held up everyone then the infant terrorist had to go to the bathroom right during takeoff and it was such drama!!! anyways i made it here in one peice but then i was sooo tired i needed a nap so i had one and that was good but then me and mom did some shopping for jackies shower and we got all the things we needed. on sunday was jackies shower and it looked like it was going to rain but it didnt and it went well and there was soo much food ahhahhah but it was good, then last night i was mega tired and i came home and watched tv and there was brat camp uk on and it was really good and my fav brat is xanthe- that is her actual name hahahah i love it hahahaha ummm then i went to bed and this morning i was too tired for the market so maybe next monday i will go but then i ate some breakfast and me and diana went to kelowna and there was nothing good at the mall at all- we didnt get anything!!! and we went to the a&w and the girl was sooooo dumb it took like an infinity of hours to get our food. then we came home and now i am typing this!!!!! oh and i forgot to say before i left i got a couch!!!!!! its mega adorab, its a cross between lime and sage coloured and its velour!!!! its super nice and the lady i got it from carolina was super nice too ummmm yeah so now i will have a place to seat people when they come over hahahahah alright well tomorrow i think i am going to get a spray tan (yikes) because i am super too pale for the wedding ahhhaha and also i am going to jackies either tomorrow night or wednesday, we'll see. but for now i am going to go have a hot dog with doritos on it then diana is coming over and is going to try a few hairstyles on me for the wedding then we will maybe watch big love!!!! yaysies! alright well i am really enjoying my vacation so hopefully you are enjoying your non vacations, or if you are on vacation you like that too ahhah and most of you i will see at some point this week, so take care gems, i will write again probably when i get back from penticton
laura

voice match= donny osmond, dance match=patrick swayze

hello.
i have been working nights, and reading a really good book so i was too busy to write at work. hmmmm what is new, well i still dont have a couch but i feel like i am getting closer to owning one by the day! also i am going home on saturday yaysies!!!!! yesterday i ate a peach and it was from california and it was so awful i wanted to vomit it all over the nursing station, i am going to eat an infinity of peaches when i go home, and i am going to go to the market with mom it should be good times!!! tonight jaclyn and i went couch shopping and were served by this deceiver named "yuri" if that was infact his real name because he certainly didnt have an eastern european accent. anyways i was pretty sure he was purposely trying to agitate me. then we went back to my place and watched dirty dancing ("nobody puts baby in a corner"~ patrick swayze) it was absolutely ridiculous, much more than we had remembered ahahah anyways there was some good parts and one especially great part. also it turns out jaclyn and i are perfect dance matches for patrick swayze. in other news i am pretty much obsessed with yogurt covered raisens, the best are from thriftys and the worst are from save on, and safeways are just ok but the yogurt is a little to hard and thinly coated for my liking. tomorrow i am going to go downtown, it should be good. also i will maybe finish putting pictures up. well i hope you all sleep like an infinity of angels, i will talk to you later
laura

my new castle (non clothic in nature)

so yes it has been an infinity of days since my last post but i have been a very busy girl!!! i am all moved into my new place and it is adorab!!!!!!! but couchless ahahahha i had to sit on the floor last night to watch a movie ahahahhaha anyways so yes on tuesday we moved all my stuffs over here and lots of people helped especially mom and dad. then me and mom had to go back and clean my old place and it was a NIGHTMARE. but we got it all cleaned and i got my damage deposit back and everything so that was good. but me and mom looked at an infinity of places for a couch and couldnt find one. and we went out for chinese food the other night too and it was really good and they gave me the most food i have ever seen in my life. ummmm oh but on tuesday night i went out for dinner with the girls from school and saw the most hilarious pictures ever of this mega tramp we went to school with, and she had posted the pictures on facebook ahhahaha and she looked ridiculous we laughed for like a half hour straight ahahaha so that was funny and we also ran into this other girl from school that doesnt live here anymore, then yesterday i saw another girl from school on the bus!!! oh speaking of bus i was nearly late for work yesterday because as i was leaving for the bus i realised that i didnt have buspass or change for august so i had to run into the shoppers and get some tickets for the bus and it was dev. but i actually then caught an earlier bus and got to work early ahhahahah but it was soooo hot on the bus yesterday, mega trech!!! work was ok then jaclyn picked me up after work and we were goign to come back here and watch dirty dancing but my dvd player broke yesterday so jaclyn brought hers from her house and that was fine except she didnt have the remote so we couldnt watch dirty dancing becuase we couldnt get past this stupid welcome messege in the menu, so then we decided to watch girls just want to have fun, which trisha lent me and it was soooooo funny and good and the best line of the whole movie was
sarah jessica parker: i dont know, is that motercycle safe.
random motercycle guy: its the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs
hhahahahahah it was such a silly movie, and the best parts were helen hunts hats and hair accessories- ridiculous!!!!! annnyways i also got a chance to use my fantastic new popcorn machine!!!!!! i am pretty sure it is the first air popper ever made since it was from grandmas house anyways it was soooo delish!!! alright well i think i am going to hang some pictures but i will talk to you later.
laura

no hats about it!!!

hello again from the middle of the night.... i am very blessed tired. ummmm so i have done pretty much nothing but sleep today but yesterday was really fun. mom and i had quite the day. our day started early when we went to see the titanic exhibit at the museum, we got our tickets online and thank god we did because it was mega busy! we both really liked all the artifacts, and there were so many neat things to learn about!!!! it was very educational, oh and me and mom both survived the sinking by the way- we were second class. ummm so after we looked at all the fine china from the ship we decided we wanted to eat off fine china so we went to the emp for lunch, it was really good, lorne the waiter was very talkative...... ummm then we went to the bay mall and mom got shorts then we went to this store on fort st well actually we were looking for these other stores on fort but they were gone so then we went to oak bay and looked around. then we went out to langford and stopped at my new fav store the cloth castle, or clothic castle as i will be calling it in the future. they had soooooo many good fabrics except they were out of this one with teapots that i wanted but anyways there is also a bargain tower there too! but i got a pattern for aprons so after we finish our tops jenny and me can make some aprons!!! ummm then we went to the homesense and i didnt really get to much except for this plant stand and ummm a jacket. lets see oh so then we were going to go back to my place so i could nap before work but first i wanted an ice cream treat, well do you think we could find a dairy queen!!!! it took an infinity of hours but finally we found one past royal roads and it was sure worth it!!! delish!!!! ummm so then i came home and napped and then i went to the bus stop but jaclyn called and she was driving home from her aunts so she picked me up and took me to work, then i worked and it was mega dev, but then i came home and i had a good daysleep and packed a bit more and found out i can move in on sunday!!!! yaysies!!! and now i am back at work. i think thats about all ummmmm i will talk to you tomorrow.
mobius L

if i had a dollar for everytime tim hortons messed up my order i would be a infinityaire

hellllooooo again from the hosp, i am so very nearly off just a couple more hours to go!! yesterday i spent allllll day packing, i hate packing!!!! it was sucking the life right out of me so i ordered a pizza which seemed to be a temporary cure. today mom and dad are coming here yay!!! it should be mega fun. i am sooo tired right now i could sleeep a hundred infinities!!! ummm so on sunday jenny and i became seamstress/designers. we started making our adorab new shirts.....turns out they were slightly more difficult than we anticipated, but we are doing really good so far. we also discovered we are both perfect voice matches for donny osmond, especially in "joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat".....we were really good just ask mitts, we are going to do a reproduction of our childhood productions of joseph, and it is going to be fantastic!!!!!! ummmm then we went to this pub and they didnt serve us our food we ordered then we went to qv's and it was alright and then we went home. then on monday i spent most of the day packing and i went out and got jackies pen then i came home and i packed some more then jaclyn and i went to dinner then got dirty dancing and rootbeer slurpees then we came back to my place and watched hells kitchen and it was soooo good!!!! except julia got voted off and she was my favourite but then i went to bed and i woke up and i packed some more!!!! good times, anyways i am off to work again i will talk to you later
laura

i want an apron-adorab in nature!!!!!

so the poll has taught me something about mitties, he had a pet wolf as a child!!! who knew?? thank god we got to the bottom of that wolf shirt obsession!!! last night jaclyn and i saw hairspray and it was fantastic, especially the outfits, i neeeeed a dress like that!!!! the most disturbing/worst part of the movie was john travolta, were there no available woman to play that role? anyways i practically wanted to vomit to death when i saw him. today jaclyn adn i went to langford to go to the costco to get her the new harry potter book, it was pretty good, we went to the staples after and got a few boxes....i think i will still need more though hahahahha anyways there were the most annoying people in the history of the universe in langford today, one nearly hit jaclyn with his car!!!!!!!!! then this other woman accused jaclyn of being a credit card thief, it was all very emotionally draining so afterwards i came home and had a nap but then i got up and when we were at the costco jaclyn got strawberries that we shared and they were soooo good so i made a shortcake to put them on and it turned out perfect and i went to the store and they didnt have real whipped cream so i had to use the kind in the tin, but it was good anyways, and i am going to have even more for breakfast if you can believe it!!!! actually i think its pretty nutritious, like toast and jam!!!! then tonight i went downtown and met mits and john and elspeth at this frenchy place but they were finished eating their grossness thank god and i had a coke that may or may not have been purchased and it was good and then we went to jennys show and this annoying girl bumped into me and elspeth and did not excuse herself, it was very rude!!! then there was all these tall people in our way and this drunk girl dressed as a moth was taking pictures of herself and talking into a flower. but then the best was when jenny was bassing and she was soooooooooooooooooo good like an infinity of goods, like a princess angel, everybody said so. ummm then john fetched me home and now i am writing this and then i am going to bed. oh i forgot it was brought to my attention that i give really good advice and that i should have an advice section in my blog, well as it turns out i cant quite figure out how to create such a thing but here is what i am thinking; you can leave your questions/problems in the comments section of my posts- you can do it anonymously if your problem is scandalous or unsavoury and i will answer them in that section. i think its a pretty smart idea, and i am sure you all agree!!! anyways angels i am off to sleep now hope you are having a super weekend!!!!
laura

shocked X an infinity = instigation

well i must admit i am shocked by the results of last posts poll, buster wins!!! and tobias gets zero votes!!!!!!!! i have to be neutral as the poll creator but i think i would have voted tobias out of pity hahahah but i think actually GOB is my fav (there was talk of boiling him into a bisque) and in other news jenny has practically become a new person in the two weeks she was away on tour, if you can believe your eyes and ears and mouth she has joined facebook!!!!! i nearly threw up in my mouth when i saw. good for her, although it does mean i will have to cross off facebook from her list of hates.... ummmm oh the phone just rang i wonder who it could be at this hour.... oh its just another floor missing a patient. i am at work by the way!!! and disliking every minute of it...except for the part where i am eating cookies hahahahh umm i did a little more packing today and even though i have packed like 6 boxes from my livingroom you cant really tell i have packed anything at all! and it was pouring rain today and i had to go get my dress fitted for jackies wedding....it should be good, it looks nice on. then i went to the blockbuster and kevin the possible devilworshiper/wolverine fanatic was there and there wasnt a single good movie to watch, then i went to the save on foods and got some more pitas (i am addicted to the pitas now and it is all your fault) and also some squash pasta and then i came home and watched some tv and looked at jennys pictures on facebook and watched the new episode of clark and michael, and it was especially adorab/hilarious and while i was on that site i noticed that george michael has a band too, how adorable is that little gem!!! anyways so i am looking forward to my daysleep because the kids are away so it should be pretty quiet then maybe me and jenny are going to do something later if she isnt working alllllllllllllllllllllright well i think i am going to watch the little mermaid on my ipod tonight but i hope you are all sleeping like little angelfishes and i will talk to you tomorrow. ps dont forget to vote on my new poll
laurius of mobius

return of the falconeer

so i just returned from grocery shopping and per the poll i bought some pitas. i also got other stuff to make souvlakis!!!!!! and fudgesicles ahhahahaha anyways so thank you all for your decision making, i will think of you while i eat my pitas.....except mom and jenny who i know didnt vote for pitas ahhahahahahah so yesterday jaclyn and i had a pretty good afternoon, except for when her car didnt start and i was forced to be rude to this car boy, actually that part was a highlight for me ahahhahah anyways so i got some boxes at the staples and last night after work i starting doing a little packing, it turns out i have alot of stuff ahhahahahaha then this morning the little angel herself jenny was back from her awful tour which practically ruined my life. and we went to floyds and they fed us this grotesque tea which nearly made us sick and we were sitting in this dark little corner and our chairs may have had some body lice on them hahaha but it was good anyways. then i was dragged against my will into the value village but i saw a plate with jc and a lamb and also this computer game from like 1992 and it was locked up in this display case and cost 19.99!!!! and it was called coco does math or something like that, maybe they were selling it as an antique! anyways but mitts bought all these furnitures and they barely fit in the car and there was possibly some type of spider infestation then we took mitties to his house then we went to the sev and got slurpees and dips or dibs or nibs or whatever those ice creams are called and they were good then we went back to jennys and watched big love then we made tea and kraft dinner then we watched young and the restless and michael was drunk or somethign and the whole show didnt make any sense then oh yeah also today i may have got john the best birthday present ever!!!! and no its not used!!! it is soooo useful we counted and there were over 31 uses just off the top of our heads.. but he will have to wait one month to get it!!! or maybe even later until i come home from vernon!!!!!!!!! so then jenny took me to my house and i put on my work clothes then i went to work and i showed jenny around the place and then i worked and then i went to save on foods then i came home!!!! it was a very busy day!!!!! ok well i will put up a new poll dont forget to vote!!!
laura

devestatingly important news!!!!!!!!

alright well i did some fun things today that i will tell you about in a minute but first i have very important news. i stumbled across this internet show tonight called "clark and michael" you all have to watch this show!!!!! (seriously, consider our friendship over if you dont watch) it stars george michael from arrested and he is aaaaaadorable/hilarious. the eps are really short, mostly like eight or ten minutes long but they are really funny and have guest appearances by some AD faves!!!! you should visit the site immediatly as soon as you are finished reading my blog www.clarkandmichael.com now as far as things i have done today, well jaclyn and i went to sidney for brunch and ate at this really hard to find restaurant that is in a hanger at the airport, there was one really terrifying waitress but other than that the food was good and cheap. then we went to sidney and wandered around downtown for a couple hours. it was really good, we went in to my new favourite store cameron rose and they had some really good sales then we went to this used book store that had some really weird old books then some other stores then we wanted to go see harry potter so we came back to victoria and went to silvercity and we were going to get tickets for the 410 show because it was just after three but it let me buy tickets for the 330 show so we thought it musnt be sold out! so we went into the theater and there were a ton of seats left for the 330 show even though there was a huge line of people waiting outside for the 410 show hahahhaha foolish people!! then we watched the show and it was really good except i had an aisle seat and the people infront of us brought this infant to the show and he was running up and down the stairs distracting me so i had to switch seats but there were these annoying loud talkers beside me and i was going to punch them in the throat but i didnt. anyways so that was good then i came home and did some baking and talked to mom and watch some internet tv and thats about it. tomorrow i have to work which should suck buuuutttttttt jenny returns tomorrow yay yay yay, it seems like an infinity since she has been gone! alright well friends i am off i will talk to you later.
princess angelface
PS dont forget to cast your vote in my new poll!!!!!!!!!