i do interesting stuff

hey, i am at the hosp and i just ate pretzels and liked them!!!! ummmm i feel like at least something has happened since my last post hmmm lets see. oh on sunday at AM's we were going through old pictures and found the one of grandma going down the pool slide- it is fantastic hahahah there were lots of other really funny ones too ummmm and we had spag for dinner and i was really delish! what time does safeway open in the morning because i really need a cucumber to make sushi with hmmmmm anyways so oh also on the weekend we went out for dinner with andrew and i had the cheese platter and it was pretty much delish and mitties was playing music and ummm oh jenny earlier was bassing some biblical songs and it was really good oh and jenny got her ears pierced and i hated the girl that did it, according to her working at claires is the equivalent of having a medical degree.....anyways so that was good and they look nice. then i had to work on saturday and it was a little wild to say the least hahahahah i dont know how long i will last at this new place hahahah on sunday jaclyn and i went shopping and i got a new pillow and i am LOVING it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a million feathers in it and its like sleeping on an infinity of clouds. also john has gotten me addicted to this fantastic new show you should all watch- its called flight of the conchords and its pretty much hilarious and musical. speaking of music did you know that i am really good at guitar hero? well i am, not to brag or anything but i was soooo good the other night at johns and i played this song about japanese people and now i am obsessed (not with jesus' cousins)! can you even imagine how tired i am right now? well i am! i got up at three today to watch dr quinn medicine woman, and it was worth getting up for hahah oh and tonight top model was on, have i mentioned lately how much i hate tyra banks? she is the most useless person in the universe. speaking of the universe john deliberately gave me a huge headache the other night by talking about the universe and how everything is a year and there are an infinity of planets and the universe is practically already over and we just dont know it yet or something to that effect, needless to say my head is still killing me!!!! ummm i think thats really all thats new oh i got a parcel in the mail from jackie this week, it was pictures from the wedding, adorab!!!! alright well i better get back to sitting around, talk to you later
laura

kosher salt x fish / dreams= reality

alright alright so i havent written in an infinity of days...sue me hahahahahah ummm last week i had to work all week and it was sooooo trechy! i wanted to kill like 72 people ahhahah and they deserved it too!!!! ummm on monday i finally got to see jenny after her extended absence, and it was glorius!!!! we got sandwiches and yarn and went to this haunted house to pet these cats and watched 90210 then we went to jennys and watched a movie and drank some tea and it was super good and we picked auntie mo up from the airport and the flight was delayed and i had a doughnut with sprinkes!!!! on tuesday i went for a job interview for this place over near my new place, its for the wealthy elderly hahhaha but its pretty neat and i got the job and i am starting on saturday, but i work overnight at the hospital on friday night so i think its going to be pretty trech! yesterday i pretty much went grocery shopping and got some stuff and ummmm thats pretty much it except jaclyn and i went to a movie last night it was strange but pretty good but the girl at the snack stand was pretty terrible at her job ummm today i did some cleaning of my place and i did some laundry too! tonight trisha is coming over and we are going to go in the hot tub i think, it should be good!!!! i have to remember to give her her movie back hmmmm i cant wait for the new shows to start again on tv, especially now that i have all the channels!!!!! it should be super fantastic, i really want to watch ugly betty, and the office and 30rock and amazing race and survivor and cold case!!!!!! no new shows look very good i think i am going to boycott them!!!!!! ummmmm i have some devastating news to report, a capable wife has died. it was filter death. i think that i am only going to get big fish or fast fish because they dont seem to swim into the filter as much hahaha and now i have to get the sacred cow a new friend. oh that reminds me of my dream last night, i had this dream that we were in the bathroom at grandmas and jenny put kosher salt into the water my fish were in and they stared multiplying and soon there were too many for my tank so i had to get this huge tank to put them in, actually i think john got me that tank but it was really tall and i had to put it on the floor so i could reach the top and i forgot to put gravel and plants in it hahhahhaha and some fish were blue and they were tropical!!! then staffing called and i said i couldnt come in because i had a fish situation and they were very rude so i went there to have a confrontation with them hahahahaha there were so many fish ahahahah like 150 hahahahahha but staffing really did call this morning hahhah hence my working tomorrow night. ummm i kind of want to make cookies or something but i will probably eat the whole batch hahhhaha anyways i hope you are all doing well, i will maybe write again soon ahahha no promises hahahahahah take care gems!
laura

her majesty returns......

Helllooooooooooooooo i am back in victoria and i am waiting for my corn on the cob to be cooked. i got back wednesday night, my flight was delayed 25 minutes, i was not pleased!!!! but then when i got home i was pleased because my adorab new couch was in my living room!!! and i didnt have any food except the cookies my mom made me and i ate an infinity of them and they were sooo delish!!! anyways then on thursday jaclyn and i went shopping and it was good and i got a new clock and some photo albums ( i took all the pictures out of my massive album from highschool, they are such a waste of film hahahahahahhaah) and grosh ummmmm then on friday i had to work and it was mega busy and annoying then yesterday jaclyn and i did more shopping during the day but we were very good!!!!! then last night me and jaclyn went to dinner with don and terry and it was delish and i had three drinks of alcohol and it made me very tired so i slept like a newborn lamb, anyways it was super fun ummmmm oh yeah then we went to xanavision and rented possibly the worst movie ever made, it was called "the princess academy" and was made some time in the early 80's, however it isnt nearly as good as the title suggests. then today jaclyn and i went out again and were nearly killed by several reckless drivers and i became agitated at the walmart because they only had these huge size sugar bags and i just wanted a small bag so i didnt get any sugar at all!!! but it turns out i probably have some in my cupboard anyways. ummmm oh also in very exciting news, I HAVE CABLE!!!!!!!!! its pretty much the highlight of my life to get cable again because i ran out of brat camps yesterday and grant stole back his dvd player and i think if you all will recall mine is broken. tonight i am going to cut out the patterns and fabric for my aprons, but i cant sew them because my machine is at jennys and she and john abandoned me to go to disneyland, i am practically like chop liver substitute!!!!! oh guess what, when i came home from vernon one of my fish (sacred cow) has turned white!!!!! all the orange has gone off its body! i was shocked but he doesnt look sick or anything, its all very bizarre! tomorrow jess is coming over for lunch, i wonder what i should make hmmmmm anyways i better get going, i have second dinner to make!!!!! well i will talk to you later in the week.
Princess angelface

jacks wedding!!!!!!!!

hello!
i have done an infinity of things since my last post!!!! first i met jackie and josh in kelowna on wednesday and we went out for dinner at this funny little place in peachland with joshs best man rob, then we went back to jackies house and ummmm i dont think we really did much else that night, but then on thursday jackie and i were baking cookies for the wedding and it took an infinity of hours!!!! and then jackies mom came and helped and it turns out i am no good at frosting the cookies but i am good at making the batter ahhaahaha so we got those all done and we went out for dinner at lees by the sea/downtown and i had the best sushi ever and chow mein! then on friday jackie and i got the flowers and the limes and fruit platters for the wedding and we stopped at every safeway in the okanagan to get all the flowers but we got them and it was good but then in winfield there was an accident and we narrowly made it through before they closed the road. then we went out to armstrong and did some stuff at jackies then we met they boys at the dairy queen and i had a hot fudge sunday and it was delish then i came home. on saturday was jackies wedding so we went to get our hair done at ten and the girl put 54 bobby pins in my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurt ahahahha but it looked nice...and big! but then we had to rush out to armstrong to get the sashes and we did and then we went out to salmon arm and i tied them all and it was good and they looked really nice, actually the whole place looked fantastic!!! then we finished decorating then we got changed into our dresses and jackie looked sooo nice!!! then there was the ceremony and it was good then pictures and that was good then we ate dinner and it was delish and there was rubarb crisp for dessert and cake!!!! ummm then there was some dancing and mingling and then before you knew it it was over!!!! but it was a super nice day and it only poured rain for about five minutes and then it stopped and was dry the rest of the night!!!! then this morning i went back out to joshs parents house and had breakfast and watched them open gifts and then i came home and now i am going out with jenny to my grandparents!!!!! so it turned out to be a fantastic weekend!!!!! i hope you all had good ones too, talk to you later
laura

vernonicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god this computer is soooo slow. hello from vernon! it is gloriously sunny today, much better than yesterday!!! i flew in on saturday and it was very trechy!!!! first off there was a major commotion at the airport due to other cancelled flights then these terrorists were on my flight and transporting all this fresh fish (bombs) and it held up everyone then the infant terrorist had to go to the bathroom right during takeoff and it was such drama!!! anyways i made it here in one peice but then i was sooo tired i needed a nap so i had one and that was good but then me and mom did some shopping for jackies shower and we got all the things we needed. on sunday was jackies shower and it looked like it was going to rain but it didnt and it went well and there was soo much food ahhahhah but it was good, then last night i was mega tired and i came home and watched tv and there was brat camp uk on and it was really good and my fav brat is xanthe- that is her actual name hahahah i love it hahahaha ummm then i went to bed and this morning i was too tired for the market so maybe next monday i will go but then i ate some breakfast and me and diana went to kelowna and there was nothing good at the mall at all- we didnt get anything!!! and we went to the a&w and the girl was sooooo dumb it took like an infinity of hours to get our food. then we came home and now i am typing this!!!!! oh and i forgot to say before i left i got a couch!!!!!! its mega adorab, its a cross between lime and sage coloured and its velour!!!! its super nice and the lady i got it from carolina was super nice too ummmm yeah so now i will have a place to seat people when they come over hahahahah alright well tomorrow i think i am going to get a spray tan (yikes) because i am super too pale for the wedding ahhhaha and also i am going to jackies either tomorrow night or wednesday, we'll see. but for now i am going to go have a hot dog with doritos on it then diana is coming over and is going to try a few hairstyles on me for the wedding then we will maybe watch big love!!!! yaysies! alright well i am really enjoying my vacation so hopefully you are enjoying your non vacations, or if you are on vacation you like that too ahhah and most of you i will see at some point this week, so take care gems, i will write again probably when i get back from penticton
laura

voice match= donny osmond, dance match=patrick swayze

hello.
i have been working nights, and reading a really good book so i was too busy to write at work. hmmmm what is new, well i still dont have a couch but i feel like i am getting closer to owning one by the day! also i am going home on saturday yaysies!!!!! yesterday i ate a peach and it was from california and it was so awful i wanted to vomit it all over the nursing station, i am going to eat an infinity of peaches when i go home, and i am going to go to the market with mom it should be good times!!! tonight jaclyn and i went couch shopping and were served by this deceiver named "yuri" if that was infact his real name because he certainly didnt have an eastern european accent. anyways i was pretty sure he was purposely trying to agitate me. then we went back to my place and watched dirty dancing ("nobody puts baby in a corner"~ patrick swayze) it was absolutely ridiculous, much more than we had remembered ahahah anyways there was some good parts and one especially great part. also it turns out jaclyn and i are perfect dance matches for patrick swayze. in other news i am pretty much obsessed with yogurt covered raisens, the best are from thriftys and the worst are from save on, and safeways are just ok but the yogurt is a little to hard and thinly coated for my liking. tomorrow i am going to go downtown, it should be good. also i will maybe finish putting pictures up. well i hope you all sleep like an infinity of angels, i will talk to you later
laura

my new castle (non clothic in nature)

so yes it has been an infinity of days since my last post but i have been a very busy girl!!! i am all moved into my new place and it is adorab!!!!!!! but couchless ahahahha i had to sit on the floor last night to watch a movie ahahahhaha anyways so yes on tuesday we moved all my stuffs over here and lots of people helped especially mom and dad. then me and mom had to go back and clean my old place and it was a NIGHTMARE. but we got it all cleaned and i got my damage deposit back and everything so that was good. but me and mom looked at an infinity of places for a couch and couldnt find one. and we went out for chinese food the other night too and it was really good and they gave me the most food i have ever seen in my life. ummmm oh but on tuesday night i went out for dinner with the girls from school and saw the most hilarious pictures ever of this mega tramp we went to school with, and she had posted the pictures on facebook ahhahaha and she looked ridiculous we laughed for like a half hour straight ahahaha so that was funny and we also ran into this other girl from school that doesnt live here anymore, then yesterday i saw another girl from school on the bus!!! oh speaking of bus i was nearly late for work yesterday because as i was leaving for the bus i realised that i didnt have buspass or change for august so i had to run into the shoppers and get some tickets for the bus and it was dev. but i actually then caught an earlier bus and got to work early ahhahahah but it was soooo hot on the bus yesterday, mega trech!!! work was ok then jaclyn picked me up after work and we were goign to come back here and watch dirty dancing but my dvd player broke yesterday so jaclyn brought hers from her house and that was fine except she didnt have the remote so we couldnt watch dirty dancing becuase we couldnt get past this stupid welcome messege in the menu, so then we decided to watch girls just want to have fun, which trisha lent me and it was soooooo funny and good and the best line of the whole movie was
sarah jessica parker: i dont know, is that motercycle safe.
random motercycle guy: its the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs
hhahahahahah it was such a silly movie, and the best parts were helen hunts hats and hair accessories- ridiculous!!!!! annnyways i also got a chance to use my fantastic new popcorn machine!!!!!! i am pretty sure it is the first air popper ever made since it was from grandmas house anyways it was soooo delish!!! alright well i think i am going to hang some pictures but i will talk to you later.
laura